Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

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Teacher: Bary ho kar kya bano gay?

Pathan: Mera Baap kehta hai k Jitna Marzi Parh Lo, Woh nahi ban saktay jo chahtay ho..

Teacher: Tum kya banna chahtay ho?

Pathan: "LADY DOCTOR"

 

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Reporter: Friends of Pakistan ne Sawat/Malakand main mutasaren k liye Karoron dollar dye hain.


Phatan:
Sab jhoot hai hame to Ek bhi Dollar nhi mila sirf Pakstani Rupee mele hy.

 

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Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara:

Logo ne pocha kyou?


Phatan:
Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo.

 

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Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya:

Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai.


Pathan ne Deewar pe likha...

ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO.

 

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Ek pathan ko school main techear ne kaha:

Translet into english
(Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)

Pathan:
We are all Pregnant.

 

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Teacher: "Al-Bairooni" k Baap ka Naam batao.

Pathan bohat soch kar bola:



"Al-Androoni"

 

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Ek Pathan Bachpan se hi Hairan, Pareshan aur Full Tension main tha.......!



Yeh soch kar k meri Behan k 2 Bhai hain, Aur mera 1 bhai kyun.

 

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1 banda bhagta hua aata hay aur Pathan se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main Talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

Pathan: Oye kion jhoot bolti hay,
Ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.

 

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1 Larai me Pathan ne Bullet Proof Jacket ki jaga Macher dani pehan rakhi thi..



Poocha: Q...?


Pathan bola: Jis me macher nai gus $kta us me goli kese gusse ga.

 

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Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?

2nd: Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..


1st: Acha! To Phir Ye Lo,

Anda Khao..!!

 

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1 Pathan ne Apni Girl Friend ko Kiss kiya or bura sa mun bna k ek side thok diya.



OR kaha


Tum ne amara Naswar ka Maza he kharab kr dia...

 

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Aik Pathan English sekhne Obama k pas gya.

2 Maah bad wapas aaya to usay call aayi.

Pathan: Who is speaking?

Dosri taraf: Khocha hum Obama bolti hai.

 

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Wife: Aap bohat motay hoty ja rahy ho.

Pathan: Tum bhi to kitni Moti ho gai ho.

Wife: Main Maa bannay wali hon.

Pathan: Main bhi BAAP banny wala hon.

 

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1 Jamadaar gutter mein jhuk ker kachra nikal raha tha:

1 pathan wahan se guzartay hue ruk ker bola:



"O yara! 2 Naan amara b laga dena.."

 

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Teacher: Who is the Father of Ibn-e-Seena?

Pathan soch main Gumm...


After some time, Pathan Answered:





John Cena!!!

 

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Pathan ki B.V bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye:

Pathan ghusse se bola: Ab kya lene aayi ho?

Pathan ki BV boli:
"Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi"

 

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Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
Bata teri aakhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: Bus Karachi mein 1 khud kush hamla krny do...

 

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1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha:

Dosra us k baray main kisi ko bata raha tha k

Ye barray Namazi, Parhaizgaar aur Muttaqi hain,


Woh Pathan Namaz torr kar bola: "Hum Haji bhi hai."

 

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Pathan asked Doctor: Milk peeny se rung gora hota hai?

Dr: Haan us main Calcium hota hai, isi liye.



Phtan: Chal jhootay, Phir bhains ka bacha kyon kala hota hai?

 

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3 Pathan Film "Sholay" dekhnay Gaye:


Hero ne kaha: "Basanti in Kutton k samnay mat Nachna."


Pathan kharay ho kar bolay: "Ticket liye hai, Iska baap bhi nachay ga."