Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

[Pari]

2 pathan jahaz pr safar kr rahe thay.
2 ghante ki flight thi, achanak inhain intercom pr pilot ki awaaz sunai di.

Pilot: "Hum ne apna aik engine kho diya hai, magr fikr ki koi baat nahi hai. Kyun k 3 engine abhi baqi hain. Bs flight 2 k bajae 3 ghante taveel ho jae gi."

Aadhe ghante baad pilot ne phr intercom pr kaha k
"hum 1 or engine kho chuke hain, lekin fikr ki koi baat nahi. Abhi 2 baqi hain. Bs flight 1 ghanta mazeed late ho jae gi".

Is pr 1 pathan ne doosre se kaha,
"kya bakwaas ae khocha, agar am aakri 2 engine b kho diye to shayad sara din isi jahaz mai bethay rahen ge."

 

[Pari]

1 Pathan Bohat taiz bhagtay bhagtay ruk gaya....




Why?



Aby Saans phool gai thi uski...

Tum log bhi na Jaan le lo Pathanon ki.

 

[Pari]

Question: Dunia main agar light nahi hoti to T.V kaisey dekhtey????





Pathan: Mom-Batti jala k.

 

[Pari]

Major Rohail: Yar tum truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?

Pathan: Ek Truck driver meri b.v ko bhaga k le gaya tha.


Hr baar lgta hy
jese khana kharab
wapas krne ayaa hy.

 

[Pari]

Pathan by mistake goes into ladies toilet:

All ladies suddenly stand up!

Pathan: IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI......

BETHO BETHO

 

[Pari]

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga.

Dosra: Me tube lgva donga.

Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lagva donga!

 

[Pari]

Girl: Mere pas ao, main tumhe tight sa hug dena chahti hun.


Pathan: oye Hugta to hum b tight wala hai,

Lekin agar wo hum tum ko de ga to tum ko ganda lagega..

 

[Toobi]

very funny pari beta..........khair ab itnay b bewaqoof nae hotay pathan.

 

[WasimAkram38]

Super ...yea hamesha funny hote hain

 

[Hassan1953]

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.


Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal

 

[Pari]

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga.

Dosra: Me tube lgva donga.

Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lagva donga!

 

[Pari]

very funny pari beta..........khair ab itnay b bewaqoof nae hotay pathan.

yes they are smart as well.. but these are only jokes..

 

[Pari]

Pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya:

"I Miss U"



Bohat dair sochny k baad Pathan ne jawab dya:

"I Student U"

 

[Pari]

Pathan pizza hut gya to waiter ne pizza
la k rkh dia. pathan 1 ghantay tak betha raha phr chillaney lga k

O khocha nan rakh k gya hai salan tmhara Baap layega.

 

[Pari]

Pathan Ne "KFC" Phone Kiya:

Hello Kfc!!
1 Zinger Burger!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 Frech Frize!

Bhej Do!


KFC:
G Kis K Naam Pe?


KHAN:
Allah K Naam Py.

 

[Pari]

Ek pathan ko Jin charh gaya

3 din baad Jin khud ek Aalim ke paas gaya aur bola:


Aalim sahab ! mujhe bahar nikalo,warna mein naswaar ki boo se mar jaonga

 

[Pari]

Qarardad-e-Pakistan 1940 me manzur hui,

Lekin dono mulk 1947 ko AzAD hue??

Q?


Q k 7 saal dono sochte rahe k
PATHAN kon rakhega or SARDAR kon?

 

[Pari]

1 Pathan ko gadhy ny laat mari
Usy gussa aa gaya

Wo utha or gadhy ko 2-3 laten mar kar bola:
"Tu kia samhajta hai, Main tujh sy kam hon...?"

 

[Pari]

Pathan 1 Baalti main Paani le kar ja kara tha k Baarish shuru ho gai:
Aur Barish ka Pani balti main chala gaya.

Pathan: Aby yaar sara Paani geela ho gaya.

 

[Pari]

Teacher: Akhbar aur Radio main kya Faraq hai?

Pathan: Akhbar main Rotiyan lapait saktay hain, par Radio main nahi.