Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

[Pari]

Pathan ki biwi ne pathan ko SMS kya: Ghar kab aa rahy ho?

Message kar k batao.

Pathan ne SMS kya: Main nahi bata sakta.

Balance kam hai.

 

[Pari]

Pathan Photo Studio main Gaya,
Us ne ek baat kahi jisay sun kar Photographer Pagal ho gaya.


Pathan: Oh yara!!! Ek Passport size photo lena par us main Shoes bhi aana chahiyen.

 

[Pari]

Pathan apni Parrosan se: Mrs Thakur! Mai ne Aap se kaha tha k apne betay ko meri naqlien utarne se mana krien!

Kya usay mana kia?


Parrosan: Yes! Main ne usay mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia kro.

 

[Pari]

Ek admi Coffee Shop pr gaya aur coffee ka order diya.

Waiter order lekar gaya Aur door ja kr kuch ishara krne laga.

Thori der baad usne BiLL la kr rkh diya.

Pathan Admi: Ye kya! Meri coffee kahan hai?

Pathan Waiter: Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai.

 

[Pari]

Insurance Agent: Khan sahib! Will u don’t like that ur wife & children get 10000000
At a time..


Khan(smiled): I’ll like but plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife?

 

[Pari]

Question to pathan: In which state Ganga flows?

Pathan: Liquid state.

Audience: clapped.


Man was shocked.Turned behind & found da audience, All were pathans.

 

[Pari]

Ek phatan ko hotle me job mil gye, hotle malik ne us ki duty namak dani me namak bharne ki laga di.

Sham ko jb malik aaya to us ne deakha k phatan ne sirf ek namak dani namak se bhari hai.

Malik guse se bola: Hudd haraam ho tum.

Phatan: Kocchaa hm kya krta is ka soorakh hi boht chhota thaa.

 

[Pari]

1 Pathan dosre pathan se 2+2 kitne hote hain?

Dosra pathan tmhy pata nai k mujy mashartiloom nai aati.

Pehla pathan pr me ny to islamiat ka sawal pocha tha....

 

[Pari]

2 Pathan chhat pe so rhe the.

Ek dosre se bola: yar maachis kahaan hai?




2nd: Teeli jala k daikh lo.

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Kya tumhare mobile main paise hain?


Admi: Haan hain.



Pathan: To 2 "Chai" hi mangwa lo.

 

[Pari]

MR.BEAN Went To Guinness Book Office To
Check If He Is Still The Bigges
Comedian On Earth Or Not,



But He Came Out Angrily Shouting Who Are That Pathans.

 

[Pari]

Teacher to pathan: AGARBATTI ka jumla banao.




Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to andhera ho jata hai…

 

[Pari]

In Maths Paper Every 1 Was Writing But Pathan Was Continuously Dancing!

Why?

Bcoz

Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.

 

[Pari]

Pathan Drives In To 1-Way & Crossed NO ENTRY Board.


Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha?


Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster Hai..

 

[Pari]

Pathan Was Smoking Hukkah Wid A 2 Meter Long Pipe.

His Frnd Asked , Y R U Using Such A Long Pipe???

He Replied ,

Dr. Has Advised Me To Keep Distance Frm Tobbaco.

 

[Pari]

Pathan sees a sign: Watch for fallen rocks.

He collects rocks all along and says at the toll plaza,

Here are your Fallen rocks, now where’s my watch?

 

[Pari]

2 Arbi, Aik Doosre Ko Arbi Main Galiyan De Rahe Thy

Qareeb se guzartay huye
Phathan ne unse kaha


Qaari saib!
Amaara liye bi
Dua krna...! ;-)

 

[Pari]

Pathan Duzakh se nikla chupky se Janat me ghusa Frishte ne pakar k bohut mara.



Pathan: Humko Mat maro Ham Jannati hy,

Duzkh me sirf Gul khan ko Naswar deny gaya tha.

 

[Pari]

2009 ka sab se saaf suthra sms.

Jahaaz me Air-Hostess ne pathan ko ulti karte dekha to wo bag de gai k is me kar lo
Thori der bad AirHostess dekhti hai k sab ulti kar rahe hen or pathan so raha hai.

Usne Pathan se pocha sab kyun ulti kr rahe hen?
Pathan: hum ne ulti kia sab ne bura mana.
Hum wapis pi gaya.

 

[Pari]

Sardar:Ye Bacha tmara kia lagta hy?
Pathan:Ye Hamara dooor ka saga bhai hy.

Srdar: Dooor ka saga bhai?
me smjha nai?

Pathan: Is k or mere drmiyan
13 Behen Bhai hai.