Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

[Pari]

POLIO Team Darwazay par aai:

Pathan: Bandooq aur Kartoos kahan hain?

Polio Team bhagi...

Peache se Pathan ne Aawaaz di:

Ruko Ye to Hamaray Bachon k Naam hain.

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Mera ghar ground floor pr hai, Lift se upper aa jana.

Major Rohail: Ground floor pr hy to lift kyu?

Pathan: Pehle 2 floors pr parking hy, us k upper mera ghar hy.

 

[Pari]

Pathan's Wife: Main kapray nichor nichor k thak gayi hon, Tum mujhe ek Spinner kyon nahi dila detay?



Next day Pathan SHAHID AFRIDI ko le aaya.

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Aaj main bohat preshan hu aur mujhe Dar lag rha hy.

Major Rohail: Kyu?

Pathan: Aaj main test de k aya hu pta nhi fail ho ga ya pass.

Major Rohail: Kon sa test?

Pathan: Blood Test

 

[Pari]

Khan: Yar Abhi Tumhara Amma Ka Khansi Kaisa Hay?

Friend: Band Ho Gai Hay, Magar Sans Ruk Ruk K Aa Rahi Hay.

Khan: Koi Bat Nai, Khuda Kary Ga, Wo Bi Band Ho Jaye Ga.

 

[Pari]

Phatan: Sir ap k bathroom me shower se nahaney ka bohat maza aya

Major Rohail: Shower..?

Phatan: Sir ap ko shower thora uppar kr k lgwana chaheye.

Major Rohail: Oy Khan wo shower nhi "Muslim Shower" hy.

 

[Pari]

Pathan apny Mehmaan se: O yaara! Is Pankhay k neeche betho, Tumhain Sawab hoga.


Mehmaan: Sawaab, Woh kese?

Pathan: Hum ye Pankha Masjid se Utaar k laee hai...

 

[Pari]

Pathan car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Mechanic: Sahab! Exide ki daal doon?

Pathan: Nahi yaar, dona side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

 

[Pari]

Pathan Apni Maa se: Kya aapne mujhe paida hony se pehle dekha tha?



Maa: Nahi to...


Pathan: To phir Paida hony k baad aapne mujhe pehchana kese?

 

[Pari]

Ek pathan exam dene gaya to saath may PLUMBER ko le kar gaya!

.

Kiun???
.
.
.
Because
.
.
Pathan ko information mili thi k paper Leak hogaya hai.

 

[Pari]

Lahore ISI bomb blast k bad Ek pathan ro rha tha.


Major Rohail: Zakhmi ho? Koe aziz halak ya zakhmi Ho gya hy?


Pathan: Oy! Khocha hmara naswar Shaheed ho gaya hy.

 

[Pari]

Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).



Client congrats you have been successful.

 

[Pari]

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Plastic Surgery karwanay main kitna kharcha aayega?


Doctor: 5 laakh..

Pathan: Agar Plastic Hum day to??

 

[Pari]

Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.

 

[Pari]

Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?

 

[Pari]

Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

.

Dukandar after much thinking
"Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"

 

[Pari]

Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:

Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,

Phir Us ne

Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.

 

[Pari]

Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

 

[Pari]

Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???





Zaroorat Khan.

 

[Pari]

Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.