Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

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Pathan Saw A Man Stealing A Purse.

Theif: There Is 1000 Rs in The Purse. We Can Take 50-50.

pathan: OK..OK.

But What About The Remaining 900?
 

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1 pathan UK gaya,
Airport per Immigration Officer: What is your name?
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan

Officer: Say in English

Pathan kuch sochne k baad

Long life khan.
 

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Pathan Ko Rasty Mei Aladin ka Chragh Mila.
Ragra To 1 Jin nikla or Kaha K Wo UsKi 3 wishes Pori Kray Ga.

Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do Jo kabi Khatam Na Ho.

1 Naswar Ka Packet A Gya Pathan Nay Thori Si Nswar Nikali To Utni Naswar
or Aa Gayee.

Jin: Baaki 2 wìshes?

Pathan: Aisa 2 Packet or Laa Do.
 

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Darya k kinare 2 Sardar Chammach se darya me Dahee dal rahe thai.
Pathan ne dekha to pocha:
Khoocha ye kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar: Ham Lasi bana rahe hain.
Pathan: ha ha ha....
O pagal ka Bacha log itna Lassi tumhara Baap Piye ga??...

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Pathan to Angrez:
Yara ham ne aik aesa cheez ejad kia ha jis ki waja se dewar ki dosri tarf dekh sakte hain.
Angrez heran ho kar,
Khan sab wo kon se cheez hai.
Pathan: sorakh
 
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Pathan: Yar me 20/20 match ki shart har gya.

Major Rohail: Wo kese?

Pathan: Shart lagi thi k 20/20 match me team 6 GOAL kr ge.
Team ne 1 b GOAL nhi kya srf RUN bnate rhi.
 

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Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya:

Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya?


Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."
 

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Ek Pathan janazy main Pit raha tha,

Bad main Pathan se pucha to usne bataya:



Cotton nahi mil rahi thi to maine Murday ki naak main Naswaar laga di.
 

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Teacher: Translate into english.
"Woh meri Nawasi hai".


Pathan Student:

"She is my Eighty Nine".
 

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Dunya main woh kon si 2 cheezen hain jo ek doosray k baghair nahi reh saktin? Aur dono bekaar hain?

Socho


Aur Socho


Pathan aur Naswaar.
 

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Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.




2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.
 

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Phatan: Aaj mene Rs.5000 ka Easyload krvaya, aur sab dosto/family ko SMS kr dye.

Major Rohail: Kyu?

Phatan: O G sunna hy ab SMS per 20 pyse Tax lagne wala hy.
 

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Pathan Watchman ne Sher (Lion) ka pinjra khula chhor diya..

Officer: Tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kya?

Pathan: Kya zaroorat hai, Usko kon chori karega?
 

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1 Pathan ko 1 Aadmi Mobile per tang karta tha:

1 din Pathan ne new Sim khareed kar usay msg kya.

Maine woh Number band kar k nai sim le li hai.

Ab tang kar k dikhao Bachoo.
 

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1 Pathan 2nd Pathan se puchta hai: Yara! Ye kya tum ne Generator main Petrol ki jaga Coca Cola Daal hai?

2nd Pathan: Nahi yara.

1st Pathan: To ye Brrr Brrrrr kyon karta hai??
 

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Pathan: Raat Mujhe ek Aadmi ne Chaqu dikha kar loot liya:

Frend: Lekin tere paas to humesha Gun hoti hai.

Pathan: Woh maine Chhupa di thi, Warna woh bhi le jata.
 

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Pathan: Dr. ne kha hai k muje blood pressure hai Jis ki vaja se muje heart attack b ho sakta hy.

Anti Misba: App ko heart Attack nhi aa skta.

Pathan: Kyu?

Anti Misba: Wo es lye k app Pathar dil hai.
 

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Major Rohail ka bacha: Teri MAA itni moti hai k sab us ko TRUCK kehte hai.


Pathan ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nahi hai is liye sab log use cycle cycle kehte hai.
 

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Major Rohail ne 20/20 match dekhne ka acha intazam kya tha.
Cola, BBQ, LCD, Speakers, Chips.. Match ka maza aagya

Pathan: Lo G khak maza aya
"NASWAR" to tha he nahi.
 
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