Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

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1 Pathan Chhilkay Sameet Kella Kha Raha Tha:

Kisi ne Usko Toka... Isko Chheel to Lo..

Pathan: Cheelnay ki Kya Zaroorat Hai. Humko Maloom Hai, Iske Andar Kaila Hai.

 

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Pathans Are Fools?
Lets See...

1. A Fool Can't k Make An Atomic Bomb.
Abdul Qadir Khan Did It!

2. A Fool Can't Win the World Cup.
Imran Khan And Yunus Khan Did It!

3. A Fool Can't Fly A Jet.
Saba Khan, Being The First Female Pilot in The Pakistan Air Force Did It!

4. A Fool Can't Go To Space.
Abdul Ahad Momand (1988, With his Russian Colleague, Talked in Pashto to his Mother and The Afghan President, From Space) Did It!

5. A Fool Can't Be A Squash Champion.
Hashim Khan Did It.

 

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Pathan: Hamara B.V Humko chhor kar chala gaya...

Friend: Tum us per Zulm karta hoga...

Pathan: O Nahi Yara!!! Qasam Khuda Ka.... Saga Behan ki Tarha Rakha Tha.

 

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Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?

Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,

"Battery Low" k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai.

 

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Ek Pathan ko Air Force se Nikaal diya gaya:

Reason:

Woh Zid kar raha tha ka Maine 14th August pe Silencer nikaal k Jahaz Urrana hai.

 

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Anniversary ki moqay per Pathan apni Biwi k liye Gulab ka phool le kar aaya...


Biwi: Mujhe ye nahi chahiye, Koi Sonay ki Cheez do!

Pathan: Ye lo Takiya.

 

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1 Pathan MURDAY ka kafan lene gaya:

Shop waly ne usay kapra dikha diya.

Pathan ne kuch pucha, jisay sun kar Shop wala Pagal ho gaya...


Pathan: Is main Aur Colors Dikhao.

 

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Pathan ki Shairi....


Jeena Hamaara Dushwaar Hogaya Hai!


Wah Wah

Jeena Hamaara Dushwaar Hogaya Hai!



Cigrette se bhi mehenga Naswaar hogaya hai.

 

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Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha.
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Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
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Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gaya he.

 

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Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

 

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Pathan's Friend: What is call girl?

Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.

 

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A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.

 

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Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?


Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.

 

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Pathan: Bhai sahab 1 kala bulb dena.

Storekeeper: Aap kaley bulb ka kia karainge?

Pathan: Dopaher me soney k liye andhera karna hai.

 

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Pathan ne class main 1st position li:


Teacher ne pucha: Parh likha kar kya banna chahtay ho?





Pathan: Bank ka Chowkidaar.

 

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Pathan: Yaar KFC kab CLOSE hoat hai?

Major Rohail: KFC is open 24 hours.

Pathan: Purana time ya Neya time??

 

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Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

 

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Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?

Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."

 

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Pathan to Friend: Yara aaj hum ne ek aesa zabardst sweet Dish banaya tum khush hojaye gi.

Friend: O khan sahab kya banaya hai?
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Pathan: Naswar Gosht.

 

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1 Pathan apni Jaib me pathar daal k ghom raha tha:

Kisi ne pocha: Aisa q kr rhe ho?

Pathan: Is dunya me usi ki qadar hoti hy, jiski Jaib bhari hoti hai.