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    Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.

    Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?

    Bhikari: G Han.


    Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana

     
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    Ek Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaaz Ada Karne Ka Socha:

    Namaz Se Pehle Oonchi Aawaz Main Niyat Ki...




    2 Rakat Namaz Fajar Qaza, 4 November 1996. Allah-o-Akbar
     
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    Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


    Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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    Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota.{}{456
     
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    Ek Pathan ki Chappal kisi ne Chura li,

    Woh Seedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith kar Kehne laga:


    Chor ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 na 1 Din to Yahan Aayega na.
     
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    Pathan: Station Jany k Kitne Paise logay?

    Ricksha Wala: 50

    Pathan: 20 Lelo

    Ricksha Wala: 20 Main kon Le Ker Jayega.

    Pathan: Tum Peeche betho hum le k jayega
     
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    Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:


    Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?



    Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega
     
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    Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

    Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.


    Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?


    Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again.
     
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    Pathan was Weeping:

    Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?


    Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.

    Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.


    Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha
     
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    Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
    While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


    She smiles and said: You can go Further.

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    Pathan Drives to Multan
     
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    1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


    Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



    Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

    TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

    Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya
     
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    Once a Pathan was Asked:
    "Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"
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    "Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."
     
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    During The Match,
    Batsman LBW Hua:

    1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
    Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


    Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.
     
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    Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

    Sindhi se:

    Q: Taleem
    A: B.A

    Q: Pakistan kab bana?
    A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

    Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
    A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.


    Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.


    Pathan se:

    Q: Naam?
    A: B.A

    Q: Kab Paida huwe?
    A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

    Q: Baap ka Naam?
    A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain
     
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    Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

    Aur Bola:



    Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

    Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.
     
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    Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

    Pathan: Eagle.


    Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

    Pathan: Illegal
     
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    4 Pathan Janazay ko Tezi se le kar
    Qabron k Ooper se Guzar Rahe Thay:



    Aadmi: Oye Sharam Karo! Neechay Laashain Hain.

    Pathan: To Ooper Konsa Humne VCR Uthaya huwa hai?
     
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    Pathan Proposed a Girl.
    With a Romantic Poetry

    Billi Mar Gai Razaai Mai
    Mai Paagal hun Teri Judai Mai,

    Pani Mai Machchar Tair Nahi Sakta
    GUL KHAN Tere Bin Reh Nahi Sakta.
     
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    Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.


    Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.



    Pathan Bola:

    "I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?"
     
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    Ek Pathan Bathroom Gaya:


    Jab Bahir Aaya to Tokan Walay ne 12 Rupay mangay.


    Pathan: Kyon LOTAY Main Pepsi thi kia?
     
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    Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

    Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?



    Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
    Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.
     
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