Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

[Pari]

Jail Main Pathan se kisi ne pucha:
Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail main ho?

Pathan: Maine Bank Loota.

Aur



Paise wahin Gin'nay beth gaya.

 

[Pari]

Agar Pathan koi Cold Drink banaye to uska naam kya hoga?



Think???


"KHOCHA COLA"
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[Pari]

Ek Pathan apne baap ki qabar pe gaya aur Haal Chaal pucha.

Qabar se koi aawaz nahi aai.

Pathan Qabar per likh kar chala gaya k.....



AISA KARO GAY TO KON AAYEGA?

 

[Pari]

A Pathan continuously throws butter slices out from his window.

Friend asks: Oye khan tum yeh kya kar raha hai?

Pathan says: Oye i want to see butterfly.

 

[Pari]

ONE BROTHER AND SISTER WERE WALKING DOWN ON A ROAD

AFTER SOME TIME :

BROTHER TO SISTER : " behen , parda karo, Aage punjabiyo ka mohaLLa hai "

AFTER SOME TIME

SISTER TO BROTHER : "bhai , ab tum parda karo , Aage pathano ka mohalla hai "

 

[nrbhayo]

lolzzzz

 

[Pari]

Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.

Pathan: Kar di na jahilon wali baat.

Pankha chalega to Mom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?

 

[Pari]

Pathan: You cheated with me.
Shop Keeper: No, Sir aapko 100% Japani Radio diya hai.
Pathan: No..
Radio kay andar se Larki bolta hai. This is Radio Pakistan.

 

[Pari]

Pathan to his friend: Ye jo table pe aadmi hai, mujhe bohat bura lagta hai.
Friend: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Woh jiski muchen(Moustaches) hain.
Friend: Muchen to sabki hain.
Pathan: Woh jiske kapray safaid hain.
Friend: Woh to sabke safaid hain.
Pathan ne ghusay se piston nikali aur 3 ko goli maar kar bola
"Ye jo reh gaya hai, humko bohat bura lagta hai."

 

[Pari]

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.

Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!

Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

 

[Pari]

Pathan goes India illegally,

Security Officer: Who r u?
Pathan: I am Hindu.

Security Officer: So tell me the 5 names of Bhagwan!

Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli.

 

[Pari]

Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza, Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya jata hai.

Pathan: To kya Cycle hum rakh le?

 

[Pari]

Teacher to Pathan: Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice.
Pathan: If aLara Dutta marries Brain Lara, She will become Lara Lara.... Bolo Tararara

 

[Pari]

Ek Pathan Airhostess se: "Aapki shakal meri BV se bohat milti hai."
Airhostess ek zor daar thappar us pathan kay mun par marti hai.

Pathan:"Aadat bhi bohat milti hai."

 

[Pari]

Question: Pathan aur Gadhay main konsi 2 cheezen same hain?

Answer: Dono Bachpan main Khob Soorat hotay hain, aur Baray ho kar Transport ka kaam karte hain.

 

[Pari]

Tum chand se khoobsoorat ho sitaron se poch lo,
Tum phoolon se khobsoorat ho baharon se poch lo,
Tum Aishwariya se bhi KhoobSoorat ho,

Pathanon se poch lo.{P)}

 

[Pari]

Pathan ghar walon k sath apna rishta dekhne gaya
Ghar walon ne kaha donon ko akela chor do
Pathan:behan g ap k kitne bhai hain?
Girlehlay 3 thy ab 4 ho gaye hain.!

 

[Pari]

Sardar: Khan Sahab aapke kitne bache hain?
Pathan: 13
Sardar: 13 bache woh kese?
Pathan: Susral walon se wada ker k aaya tha k biwi ko khali pait nahi rakhon ga.

 

[Pari]

Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.

 

[Pari]

Sardar Laughing behind Pathan at ATM Machine,
Ha ha I have seen your password,
Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It is 4 stars (* * * *)
Pathan: Ha haa ha! You are wrong, it`s 2710.