Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

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St0rm

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Jan 28, 2009
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pathans Are Fools?
Lets See:

1. A Fool Can’t Make An Atomic Bomb;
Dr. Abdul Qadir Khan Did It.

2. A Fool Can’t Win the World Cups;
Imran Khan & Younis Khan Did It!


3. A Fool Can’t Fly A Jet;

Sabba Khan: Being the First Female Pilot In the Pakstan Air Force, Did It!

3. A Fool Can’t Go to Space, Abdul Ahad Momand(1988, with His Russian Colleagues) Talked In Pashto to His Mother & the Afghan President From Space).

4. A Fool Can’t be a Squash Champion;
Hashim Khan
Jahangir & Janshir khan, Did It.

5. A Fool Can’t Create A Country, Ahmad Shah Durani (Afghanistan), Did It!

6. A Fool Can’t Rule the Film Industry;
The Khans Of Boolywood Did It!

7. A fool Can’t Defeat the Super Powers, Pakhtoons Did It.

8. A Fool Can’t B the President Of Pakistan;
Ayub khan, ghulam Ishaq Khan & Yahya Khan Did It.

If U Stil Think Pakhtoons R Fools, then Re-read it.
 

Hassan1953

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Pathan ki Flight ma tabyat Kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:

"Are you suffering from Fever?"
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Pathan: No, I'm Gul Khan from Karachi 2 Peshawar.
Hahahaha
Hahahah
VEryvery goooood joke

Hahahaha

---------- Post added at 04:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 04:28 PM ----------

2 Pathan Pehli Baar Umrah Karny Gaye:


Dono Khana Kaaba Ka Tawaaf Kar Rahy Thy.


Asar ki Azaan Hui, Aur Dono Baahar Chalay Gaye.


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Masjid Dhoondhny

AHAHA HAHAHA
MERE ALLAH
HAHAHA

 

Pakis Eli

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May 17, 2010
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aik pathan ne apne bache ke school mein ja keh us ke teacher se baath karni thi toh teacher boli: aap apne bache ko litne der betha kar school ka kam karwate hain???? Pathan bola ji jab bijli aati hai to tab parhata houn to teacher ne kaha phir to aap har ghante ka break le le kar parhate houn ge ;) (ghante baad bijli chali jo jati hai) pathan ne kaha to aap ne mujhe kyun bulaya shikayat ke liye goverment ko bolati naaa ;)
 

wadi-e-ishq

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pathan martee waqt doctor se
pathan :doctor sahim mere marne ke bad mera dimagh kisi ko de dena
doc:tom be fikar hoke mar jao agar hota me khod hi nakal leta
 
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