Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

[Pari]

Pathan Khudkushi kar raha tha,
Kisi ne kaha aisa kyon kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Hamara bivi hamare dost k sath bhag gai hai.
Or hum apna dost k baghair ji nahi sakta.{(Sad1)}

 

[Pari]

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me any 5 animals name live in water?
Sardar: Frog
Pathan Theek hai, or batao,
Sardar: Frog da Piyo, Maa, Pra or Behen.
Pathan: Shabash

 

[Pari]

Angraiz pathan se: Whats ur name?
Pathan: "OMER DARAZ KHAN".
Angraiz: Whats mean of ur name?
Pathan soch k "Long life khan".

 

[Pari]

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...

 

[Pari]

Science ki Jadeed Tehqeeq k mutabiq,
NASWAAR se eye sight taiz hoti hai,
Saboot?
?
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PESHAWAR main CHAND aik din pehle nazar aajata hai.

 

[Pari]

Pathan ko Raah chalte aik CHIRAGH mila,
Usne CHIRAGH ko ragra us main se aik JIN nikla,
Jin ne kaha: Teen khuahishat batao.
Pathan: Ek Shandar banglow ho, (Aa jata hai)
Us main bohat ameer log hon (Woh bhi aajate hain)
aur
aur
Us main mujhe CHOWKIDAR rakhwa do

 

[nrbhayo]

hehehe

 

[Dreamy Boy]

Hahaha...

 

[nrbhayo]

1 pathan naha raha tha, k aik dost darwazey pe aaya,
Pathan aise he bahar aagaya,
Dost bola: Kuch to pehan lo yaar.
Pathan bhag ker andar gaya aur CHAPPAL Pehan ker aagaya...

 

[nrbhayo]

Hahaha...

 

[Nasreen Waqas]

niceeeeeeeeeee funny ................

 

[Pari]

thank u all..

 

[nrbhayo]

nice work

 

[king nasir]

Huuuuuuuuumm Very Nice

 

[nrbhayo]

nice jee{(dancing)}

 

[Pari]

thank u..

 

[asadrehman]

very very nice

 

[Pari]

thank u

 

[Pthan]

.................

 

[Innocent Kid]

Nice! Work..........