Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

[kingnomi]

Pathan apny mehman sy:
''O Yara, iss Pankey k neechey betho, tumhe swaab hoga."

Dost: Swaab, wo kese?

Pthan:
Hum ye panka msjid se utaar k laee hy..

 

[Pari]

nice sharing..

 

[SUBHAANA]

lolxxxxxxxxxxx...

 

[*Shani*]

Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:

Police: Murder kyon kya?

Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.

Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.​

---------- Post added at 01:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:37 PM ----------

Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogaya:

Wo khushi Me nachne Laga.

1 Aadmi Ne pocha is me khushi ki kia baat hy?

Pathan: O yara agar ham gadhe pe betha Hota To
Ham b Gum hojata.
​

---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:38 PM ----------

Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya:

Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya?


Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."
​

---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:39 PM ----------

Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.




2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.
​

 

[New Wolf]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm very lovely & nice...........

 

[*Shani*]

Thanks dear.............

---------- Post added at 02:17 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:12 PM ----------

Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.

Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:

Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?

Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"

 

[Hassan1953]

Pathan ne apni Bhabhi ka Murder kar diya:

Police: Murder kyon kya?

Pathan: Mere dost k paas call aai woh hans hans k baaten kar raha tha.

Maine pucha kon hai? woh bola Tumhari Bhabhi.​

---------- Post added at 01:38 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:37 PM ----------

Pathan ka Gadha Gum hogaya:

Wo khushi Me nachne Laga.

1 Aadmi Ne pocha is me khushi ki kia baat hy?

Pathan: O yara agar ham gadhe pe betha Hota To
Ham b Gum hojata.
​

---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:38 PM ----------

Pathan "Mazaar" pe Bomb rakhty huye pakra gaya:

Logon ne bohat mara aur pucha aisa kyon kya?


Pathan ki kuch samajh main nahi aaya to bola: "Main Bomb rakhny ki Mannat mangi thi."
​

---------- Post added at 01:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:39 PM ----------

Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.




2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.
​

Ha haha haha
Good Jokes

 

[Stevee]

hahaha very funny....

 

[star123]

very funny :-0

 

[Pari]

hehe nice sharing

 

[mirza37]

hmmmmmmmmmmmm very lovely & nice

 

[sOhNi_]

hahahahaha......
​

 

[Toobi]

innay b kas nae hay jokes...

 

[St0rm]

haa saarey stupid jokes hai....

 

[Toobi]

or kia sab bekar jokes hay..

 

[Zee Leo]

hmmmm

 

[engr_naveed]

what d hell is this ???? pathan kia koi joke hai ap ki nazro m ???

---------- Post added at 06:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:01 PM ----------

remove this thread admin ......

---------- Post added at 06:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:03 PM ----------

whats ur cast pari ???

 

[Pari]

what d hell is this ???? pathan kia koi joke hai ap ki nazro m ???

---------- Post added at 06:03 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:01 PM ----------

remove this thread admin ......

---------- Post added at 06:04 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:03 PM ----------

whats ur cast pari ???

chill karo its only for fun agar yehi jokes sradar ya kisi or k upper hotey to app beth kar a-sa nahi boltey.. ...

 

[engr_naveed]

chill karo its only for fun agar yehi jokes sradar ya kisi or k upper hotey to app beth kar a-sa nahi boltey.. ...

right m aisa nahe bolta cuz m sardar nahe hoon .... pathan ho to aisa kaha, well m ap logo say request ki thi .... mere hath m to kch nahe hai, hota to m banned laga chuka hota jis din yeh thread start hoi thi .....

well ek din zaor aai ga, uski adalat m milain gay hum or phr baat ho gi ...... yeh aisa gunah hai jab tak aap banday say maafi nahe mangain gi ALLAH pak maaf nahe farmain gay ...... maine apki behtari k liye hi baat kahi hai, ALLAH pak hum sabko sahi sochnay or samajhnay ki taufeeq ata farmain .....AAMEEN

 

[Pari]

app ko bora laga m sorry about dt.. Insha Allah ainda meri taraf se app ko is tarah ki koi shikayat nhi hogi...