Pathan Funny Jokes Collection

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How do you recognize Pathan in School?


He is the one who Erases the Notes from the Book,
When the teacher erases the board.

 

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Pathan apni BV se naraz hogya,

aur apni bv aur apne apko marne ka faisla kia.

Usne Apni kanpati pe gun rkhi aur bv ko bola,

Khush na ho, Agla number tera hai!

 

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1 Pathan Sharab peetay huay ro raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha khan sab ro Q rahe ho??

Pathan: Jis Larki ka naam bholana chah raha hon uska naam yaad nahi aaraha hai.

 

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Bush: Tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy?
Pathan: Nhi
Bush: Tum se acha to kutta hy!
Pathan: Tumhain tairna ata hy?
Bush: Yes
Pathan: Tum main aur kuttay mn kia faraq hy?

 

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Doctor: Ye Syrup 2 chammach subhah,
2 dopahar,
aur 2 Raat ko,
3 din tak lena hay...

Pathan: Apna dawai apnay pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chammach nhi hay!

 

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PatHaN AskEd a DR: Doodh Peene Se RaNg Gora hOta Hai KyA?

Dr: haaN Doodh Me CaLciuM hota hai is liyE

PatHan: acha to PhiR bhaNs ka BaccHa kyUn KaLa hOta hAi?

 

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Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti ...

Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga

 

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P.P.P ki darindagi ka aik aur jeeta jaagta saboot,
Korangi me quetta hotel ke 3 masoom pathano se



"Naswar" cheen li, teeno pathano ne tarap tarap ke jaan dey di....

 

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1st Pathan: 2+2 kitne hote hain?

2nd: Tummhe pata nai mjhe Social Studies nhi aati.

1st: Per main ne to Islamiat ka sawal pocha hy.

 

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Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??

Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki.

Pathan: To phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha "1 miss call"?

 

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Pathan to Doctor: Aapne Nurse bohat achi rakhi hai.
Uska hath lagte he main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Janta hon. Thappad ki aawaz mujhe bhi sunaai di thi.

 

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Joota chupai ki rasam k waqat Dolhay ki ek saali ne kaha main 1100 longi.

2nd Saali boli main to 2100 longi.

Pathan bola 2310 le lo us main FM bhi hai.

 

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Pathan wins 20 Crore from Rs.20 lottery ticket..

Dealer gave 16 Crore after deducting tax..

Angry Pathan: Hum ko poora 20 Crore deo ya mera 20 Rs wapis karo!

 

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1st Pathan 2 2nd:Eid ki namaz parhny Q nhi aya

2nd: Me araha tha k rasty mai he log namaz parhty dekhy wahin parh li.

Ajib namaz thi 1 bnda so raha tha us k pichy sb parh rahy thy or koi sjda b nhi tha.

1st:Khocha tu janaza parh k agaya hai!

2nd:Kya bat karta hai mai sab ko mbark bad b dai k agaya

 

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Ek pathan cycle pe larki k samny zor se gira aur jaldi se khara ho gaya

larkih my GOD

Pathan:Hum aisy he utarta hai..

 

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Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay.

Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??

Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.

Admi: Magar ooper kiu?

Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..

 

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Pathan: Meri aulaad nhi hoti

Dost: Aap mazaar pe dua kro

NEXT YEAR

Dost: Kya howa?

Pathan: Nhi howi

Dost: Konsy maazar pe gaye thy?

Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam k Maazar pe

 

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Teacher: "Sara sab larkon se baat karti hai"

Batao is sentence mein Sara kya hai??

Pathan Student: Sir Sara Be-Gairat hai...

 

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A pathan was playing "KUN BANEGA KOARO PATI"

Shahrukh asked apny baap ka nam batao.

Pathan replied:"Hum ko pagal samajhta hai kya?"

Pehly 4 option tu do?

 

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Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.

Aik bandy ny poocha..
Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?

TOTA BOLA,
"Peshawar"