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" Teacher & Sardar "

Teacher: 15 Fruits k nam btao ?

Sardar: 1 saib ...

Teacher: Gud

Sardar: 1 Aam ...

Teacher: Gud or ?

Sardar: 1 amrood ...

Teacher: Very Gud ... ye 3 hogaye or ?

Sardar: Or 1 darjan kailay... {()|dddd {(laugh)} :)) =))



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Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
Shetext back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".
 
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Ghooost said:
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text,
"And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary
at the end of the month I'm getting you a new car"
Shetext back, "OMG really?"
Husband replied,
"No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message".
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:))
 
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.......... :p
 
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Iceage-TM said:
" Teacher & Sardar "

Teacher: 15 Fruits k nam btao ?

Sardar: 1 saib ...

Teacher: Gud

Sardar: 1 Aam ...

Teacher: Gud or ?

Sardar: 1 amrood ...

Teacher: Very Gud ... ye 3 hogaye or ?

Sardar: Or 1 darjan kailay... {()|dddd {(laugh)} :)) =))



@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Bheegi Palkain @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @sarahwessam @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @sho_shweet @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @*Maryam* @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli @Afrasham_afi @Sarlaa_TM
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @sammy05 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @simpal_boy786 @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @areeba123 @-Beautiful- @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Tasawwur @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Era
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @CHINTOO @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@illusionist @sweetiiqra @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @white_rose991 @Silla @Zyesha @maanu115 @Kangna
@princess_janat @Alicia @aira_roy @safiya @naina_kaithrill
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(sa)(hgj){}{456 really v funny
 
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Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :)
 
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Ghooost said:
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :)
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hahaha wese esa kabi to hona chahiay :))
 
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* --- Mother & Son --- *

Son: Mom aapne mjhse jhoot bola ?

Mom: Kub beta ?

Son: Aapne kaha tha k tumhari behen pari hai ?

Mom: Han hai...

Son: Tou jub usay balconi se phenka to wo uri Q ni ?

Mom: Tera bera ghark hojai kidher phenka behen ko ?

Moral: Or karo bacho se fankari :)) =)) {(laugh)}


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Bheegi Palkain @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @sarahwessam @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @sho_shweet @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @*Maryam* @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli @Afrasham_afi
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @sammy05 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @simpal_boy786 @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @areeba123 @-Beautiful- @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Tasawwur @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Era
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @CHINTOO @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@illusionist @sweetiiqra @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @white_rose991 @Silla @Zyesha @maanu115 @Kangna
@princess_janat @Alicia @aira_roy @safiya @naina_kaithrill @Sarlaa_TM @saba_6
 
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Iceage-TM said:
* --- Mother & Son --- *

Son: Mom aapne mjhse jhoot bola ?

Mom: Kub beta ?

Son: Aapne kaha tha k tumhari behen pari hai ?

Mom: Han hai...

Son: Tou jub usay balconi se phenka to wo uri Q ni ?

Mom: Tera bera ghark hojai kidher phenka behen ko ?

Moral: Or karo bacho se fankari :)) =)) {(laugh)}


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Bheegi Palkain @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @sarahwessam @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @sho_shweet @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @*Maryam* @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli @Afrasham_afi
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
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Oopsh :eek:
 
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Masom_girl said:
hahah mein b ready hoon :p
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chal phirr tu ghr se nikall our mere ghrr a dono sathh mein hii chaltee hainn..:p[DOUBLEPOST=1367674653][/DOUBLEPOST]
Iceage-TM said:
* --- Mother & Son --- *

Son: Mom aapne mjhse jhoot bola ?

Mom: Kub beta ?

Son: Aapne kaha tha k tumhari behen pari hai ?

Mom: Han hai...

Son: Tou jub usay balconi se phenka to wo uri Q ni ?

Mom: Tera bera ghark hojai kidher phenka behen ko ?

Moral: Or karo bacho se fankari :)) =)) {(laugh)}


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Bheegi Palkain @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @sarahwessam @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @sho_shweet @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @*Maryam* @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli @Afrasham_afi
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @sammy05 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @simpal_boy786 @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @areeba123 @-Beautiful- @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Tasawwur @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Era
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @CHINTOO @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@illusionist @sweetiiqra @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @white_rose991 @Silla @Zyesha @maanu115 @Kangna
@princess_janat @Alicia @aira_roy @safiya @naina_kaithrill @Sarlaa_TM @saba_6
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hahahahaha...:p
 
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