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Assalam u alaikum...
doston mai 1 thread "Jokes Collection" k nam se bana raha hon n thread ki heading parh k ap smjh to gai hongey k what i want ? so plz subne yahan 1 acha se joke tag krna hai wo bat alag hai k mai 3 krunga {(71)} ?

so here we go...

* 1 Memon k sir mai chot lag gai

Nurse: isme 7 taankay lagengay...

Memon: kitne pese lagengey ?

Nurse: 3000 rupe...

Memon: Baji sirf taanka lagwana hai karhai ni krwani :))



* 1 sardar sheeshey k samne beth kr study krraha tha... kisi ne waja pochi to sardar bola iski 3 waja hen...

1. Revision b sath hojata hai.
2. apne uper nazar b rehti hai.
3. Combine study b hojati hai... {}{456


* Pathan ki cycle chori hoi to usne elan kia k meri cycle sham tak wapis na mili to wahi krunga jo mere bap ne kia tha...

chor dargia or cycle wapis krdi or pocha ap k baap ne kia kia tha ?

Pathan: Unho ne ni leli thi :)) =))


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Farhan-Shamsi said:
Assalam u alaikum...
doston mai 1 thread "Jokes Collection" k nam se bana raha hon n thread ki heading parh k ap smjh to gai hongey k what i want ? so plz subne yahan 1 acha se joke tag krna hai wo bat alag hai k mai 3 krunga {(71)} ?

so here we go...

* 1 Memon k sir mai chot lag gai

Nurse: isme 7 taankay lagengay...

Memon: kitne pese lagengey ?

Nurse: 3000 rupe...

Memon: Baji sirf taanka lagwana hai karhai ni krwani :))



* 1 sardar sheeshey k samne beth kr study krraha tha... kisi ne waja pochi to sardar bola iski 3 waja hen...

1. Revision b sath hojata hai.
2. apne uper nazar b rehti hai.
3. Combine study b hojati hai... {}{456


* Pathan ki cycle chori hoi to usne elan kia k meri cycle sham tak wapis na mili to wahi krunga jo mere bap ne kia tha...

chor dargia or cycle wapis krdi or pocha ap k baap ne kia kia tha ?

Pathan: Unho ne ni leli thi :)) =))


Continue.........

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Aunty_Nasreen @Tooba Khan @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @marib @Joona @attiya @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat
@Atif-adi @zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Pri
@FallenAngeL @Anokhi_Laadli @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR
@neevrap @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @ayesha_ali @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @ShannoAzim @saaaamshrrrrri
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hahahaha too gud :-bd
2nd wala to bohat hi maze ka hay ;))

interesting thread {(popcorn)}
 
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CuTe_HiNa said:
what do u do[DOUBLEPOST=1364012612][/DOUBLEPOST]Mujhe ye website samjh Nahi ati lOlz
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right side pe reply likha hoa hai uspe click kr k comments ya replies krskte hen jiska faida ye hoga k jise aapne reply dena hoga use direct mil jaiga or ap new hen isliay thora time lagega je... starting mai to her koi confuse hota hai or ye hai b forum so agr aapne pehle kabi forum use ni kia to lazmi c bat hai mushkil to hogi... anywayz its a matter of time n depending on u that how much time u spend there... :)
well me trainee accountant n u ?
 
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hm[DOUBLEPOST=1364013199][/DOUBLEPOST]1 patan ne jali note banaya orr Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gaya
Jab dukandar ko dia tou dukandar ne kaha:
Iski tou topi nahi hay.

Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-e-azam lala ki garmion ki tasveer hay...=P;->[DOUBLEPOST=1364013296][/DOUBLEPOST]Teacher Pathan Se: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?

PATHAN : Wo Hospital Men Peda Huwe oR School Men Taleem Hasil Ki, ;-)[DOUBLEPOST=1364013761][/DOUBLEPOST]Na wo sapna dekho jo tut jaye,
Na wo hath thamo jo chhut chhut jaye,
Mat aane do kisiko itna karib ke..
Uske dur jane se insan khud se ruth jaye[DOUBLEPOST=1364013859][/DOUBLEPOST]Dil ka Dard ab Palko ke kinaro me Qaid hai..

Ehsas tera ab Hawa Ke Isharo me Qaid hai..

tumhe bhulaye bhi to kese bhulaye..

Tujhe Pane ki Aarzu to ab Tute sitaro me Qaid hai...![DOUBLEPOST=1364013922][/DOUBLEPOST]Chor diya Aitbaar Qismat Ki Lakeeron Pe...,
Jo Dilon Mein Bas jayein Wo Lakeeron Mein Nahi Hua Kartey...[DOUBLEPOST=1364013996][/DOUBLEPOST]
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