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Farhan-Shamsi said:
Assalam u alaikum...
doston mai 1 thread "Jokes Collection" k nam se bana raha hon n thread ki heading parh k ap smjh to gai hongey k what i want ? so plz subne yahan 1 acha se joke tag krna hai wo bat alag hai k mai 3 krunga {(71)} ?

so here we go...

* 1 Memon k sir mai chot lag gai

Nurse: isme 7 taankay lagengay...

Memon: kitne pese lagengey ?

Nurse: 3000 rupe...

Memon: Baji sirf taanka lagwana hai karhai ni krwani :))



* 1 sardar sheeshey k samne beth kr study krraha tha... kisi ne waja pochi to sardar bola iski 3 waja hen...

1. Revision b sath hojata hai.
2. apne uper nazar b rehti hai.
3. Combine study b hojati hai... {}{456


* Pathan ki cycle chori hoi to usne elan kia k meri cycle sham tak wapis na mili to wahi krunga jo mere bap ne kia tha...

chor dargia or cycle wapis krdi or pocha ap k baap ne kia kia tha ?

Pathan: Unho ne ni leli thi :)) =))


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Walaikum salam

haha Cycle wala acha tha :))
 
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1 bacha park mai bench pe betha 1 k baad 1 toffee kha raha tha...

pas bethi 1 aurat boli: Jo ziyada meetha khatey hen wo jaldi mer jate hen...

Boy: Apko maloom hai meri daadi ki age 106 saal hai...

Aurat: wo zaror meetha kum khati hongi...

Boy: Nai wo apna kaam se kaam rakhti thin :)) {}{456

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Aunty_Nasreen @Tooba Khan @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @marib @Joona @attiya @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat
@Atif-adi @zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Pri
@FallenAngeL @Anokhi_Laadli @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR
@neevrap @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @ayesha_ali @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @ShannoAzim @saaaamshrrrrri
@silverpearl @Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @Aayat @Vasim @saviou
@rahath @zubia @Noor_Afridi @umer847 @Piyari @UroosaMemon @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @attiya
@Noorjee @chanchal-H @kiranshah @affi178 @azeyy @shelish @pacific_person @Raniguriya5 @Raxa @LuViSh
@~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny @Preshy @*Muslim* @K1ran @i love sahabah
@zunairaiftikhar @ek_ajnabi @fareena_01 @Ahmaraafridi1 @muneebali @zarrina @Musa_Jutt @seleena @reality @Aidah
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @xViRuSx @gupshup @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @armaghankhan
@VanessaJ9 @farhan memon @younasatta @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl
@StrawBerry @Star24 @Zeeniya @lecollezioni @Zuha @chaya4 @Haniyya @faisalshahzad @rizoo @princesssunaina
@Silent_tear_hurt
 
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Farhan-Shamsi said:
{(71)}
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:p
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga.

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Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?
Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.
Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?
officer: Sir ye gul khan ki maa hain maan
 
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hoorain said:
:p
Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga.

........................................

Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?
Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.
Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?
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hehe...
2nd wala pura ni kia ? :-?
 
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