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"About Brain Working :D"

Dimagh jism ka sub se ehem hissa hai...

ye 24 ghante active rehta hai...

Ye hamari pedaish se le kr us waqt tak kaam krta hai jub tak....

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"Shaadi" ni ho jati... :)) {}{456 {(laugh)}

smjh to gaye honge ap log =))

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Aunty_Nasreen @Tooba Khan @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @marib @Joona @attiya @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat
@Atif-adi @zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Pri
@FallenAngeL @Anokhi_Laadli @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR
@neevrap @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @ayesha_ali @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @ShannoAzim @saaaamshrrrrri
@silverpearl @Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @Aayat @Vasim @saviou
@rahath @zubia @Noor_Afridi @umer847 @Piyari @UroosaMemon @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @attiya
@Noorjee @chanchal-H @kiranshah @affi178 @azeyy @shelish @pacific_person @Raniguriya5 @Raxa @LuViSh
@~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny @Preshy @*Muslim* @K1ran @i love sahabah
@zunairaiftikhar @ek_ajnabi @fareena_01 @Ahmaraafridi1 @muneebali @zarrina @Musa_Jutt @seleena @reality @Aidah
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @xViRuSx @gupshup @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @armaghankhan
@VanessaJ9 @farhan memon @younasatta @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl
@StrawBerry @Star24 @Zeeniya @lecollezioni @Zuha @chaya4 @Haniyya @faisalshahzad @rizoo @princesssunaina
@Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @Engr_Mas
 
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Farhan-Shamsi said:
Assalam u alaikum...
doston mai 1 thread "Jokes Collection" k nam se bana raha hon n thread ki heading parh k ap smjh to gai hongey k what i want ? so plz subne yahan 1 acha se joke tag krna hai wo bat alag hai k mai 3 krunga {(71)} ?

so here we go...

* 1 Memon k sir mai chot lag gai

Nurse: isme 7 taankay lagengay...

Memon: kitne pese lagengey ?

Nurse: 3000 rupe...

Memon: Baji sirf taanka lagwana hai karhai ni krwani :))



* 1 sardar sheeshey k samne beth kr study krraha tha... kisi ne waja pochi to sardar bola iski 3 waja hen...

1. Revision b sath hojata hai.
2. apne uper nazar b rehti hai.
3. Combine study b hojati hai... {}{456


* Pathan ki cycle chori hoi to usne elan kia k meri cycle sham tak wapis na mili to wahi krunga jo mere bap ne kia tha...

chor dargia or cycle wapis krdi or pocha ap k baap ne kia kia tha ?

Pathan: Unho ne ni leli thi :)) =))


Continue.........

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Aunty_Nasreen @Tooba Khan @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @marib @Joona @attiya @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat
@Atif-adi @zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Pri
@FallenAngeL @Anokhi_Laadli @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR
@neevrap @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @ayesha_ali @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @ShannoAzim @saaaamshrrrrri
@silverpearl @Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @Aayat @Vasim @saviou
@rahath @zubia @Noor_Afridi @umer847 @Piyari @UroosaMemon @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @attiya
@Noorjee @chanchal-H @kiranshah @affi178 @azeyy @shelish @pacific_person @Raniguriya5 @Raxa @LuViSh
@~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny @Preshy @*Muslim* @K1ran @i love sahabah
@zunairaiftikhar @ek_ajnabi @fareena_01 @Ahmaraafridi1 @muneebali @zarrina @Musa_Jutt @seleena @reality @Aidah
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @xViRuSx @gupshup @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @armaghankhan
@VanessaJ9 @farhan memon @younasatta @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl
@StrawBerry @Star24 @Zeeniya @lecollezioni
@Zuha
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hahahaha gud :-bd
 
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Farhan-Shamsi said:
"About Brain Working :D"

Dimagh jism ka sub se ehem hissa hai...

ye 24 ghante active rehta hai...

Ye hamari pedaish se le kr us waqt tak kaam krta hai jub tak....

.
.
.
.
.
.
.

"Shaadi" ni ho jati... :)) {}{456 {(laugh)}

smjh to gaye honge ap log =))

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Aunty_Nasreen @Tooba Khan @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @marib @Joona @attiya @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat
@Atif-adi @zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Pri
@FallenAngeL @Anokhi_Laadli @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR
@neevrap @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @ayesha_ali @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @ShannoAzim @saaaamshrrrrri
@silverpearl @Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @Aayat @Vasim @saviou
@rahath @zubia @Noor_Afridi @umer847 @Piyari @UroosaMemon @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @attiya
@Noorjee @chanchal-H @kiranshah @affi178 @azeyy @shelish @pacific_person @Raniguriya5 @Raxa @LuViSh
@~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny @Preshy @*Muslim* @K1ran @i love sahabah
@zunairaiftikhar @ek_ajnabi @fareena_01 @Ahmaraafridi1 @muneebali @zarrina @Musa_Jutt @seleena @reality @Aidah
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @xViRuSx @gupshup @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @armaghankhan
@VanessaJ9 @farhan memon @younasatta @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl
@StrawBerry @Star24 @Zeeniya @lecollezioni @Zuha @chaya4 @Haniyya @faisalshahzad @rizoo @princesssunaina
@Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @Engr_Mas
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Ditto :p
 
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Farhan-Shamsi said:
"About Brain Working :D"

Dimagh jism ka sub se ehem hissa hai...

ye 24 ghante active rehta hai...

Ye hamari pedaish se le kr us waqt tak kaam krta hai jub tak....

.
.
.
.
.
.
.

"Shaadi" ni ho jati... :)) {}{456 {(laugh)}

smjh to gaye honge ap log =))

@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Aunty_Nasreen @Tooba Khan @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @*Aas* @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @marib @Joona @attiya @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat
@Atif-adi @zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @Ally @Naughty Cat @afeerah @*fajar* @Pri
@FallenAngeL @Anokhi_Laadli @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR
@neevrap @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @ayesha_ali @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @ShannoAzim @saaaamshrrrrri
@silverpearl @Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @Aayat @Vasim @saviou
@rahath @zubia @Noor_Afridi @umer847 @Piyari @UroosaMemon @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @attiya
@Noorjee @chanchal-H @kiranshah @affi178 @azeyy @shelish @pacific_person @Raniguriya5 @Raxa @LuViSh
@~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny @Preshy @*Muslim* @K1ran @i love sahabah
@zunairaiftikhar @ek_ajnabi @fareena_01 @Ahmaraafridi1 @muneebali @zarrina @Musa_Jutt @seleena @reality @Aidah
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @xViRuSx @gupshup @AAMIR101 @razi_dil206 @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @armaghankhan
@VanessaJ9 @farhan memon @younasatta @Zed_taurian @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl
@StrawBerry @Star24 @Zeeniya @lecollezioni @Zuha @chaya4 @Haniyya @faisalshahzad @rizoo @princesssunaina
@Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @Engr_Mas
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yeh joke aisa toh ni tha /:)
exams py tha yeh ... :s
 
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