Jokes Collection...

[Mas00m-DeVil]

Wsalam!!........... Nyc Hain Janab!!


Joke Of De Days!!

 

[pattielynn]

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

hahahaha...
kya paper hoo phirr yee FULL MARKS aii mere ourr @Masom_girl ke..

 

[Mas00m-DeVil]

Achaaa !!Kahi App !! Khuwab to nahi dekh RAhain Thay !!

 

[Asheer]

 

[i love sahabah]

* --- Mother & Son --- *

Son: Mom aapne mjhse jhoot bola ?

Mom: Kub beta ?

Son: Aapne kaha tha k tumhari behen pari hai ?

Mom: Han hai...

Son: Tou jub usay balconi se phenka to wo uri Q ni ?

Mom: Tera bera ghark hojai kidher phenka behen ko ?

Moral: Or karo bacho se fankari


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Bheegi Palkain @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @sarahwessam @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @sho_shweet @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @*Maryam* @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli @Afrasham_afi
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @sammy05 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @simpal_boy786 @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @areeba123 @-Beautiful- @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Tasawwur @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Era
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @CHINTOO @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@illusionist @sweetiiqra @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @white_rose991 @Silla @Zyesha @maanu115 @Kangna
@princess_janat @Alicia @aira_roy @safiya @naina_kaithrill @Sarlaa_TM @saba_6

Nice one

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

* --- Mother & Son --- *

Son: Mom aapne mjhse jhoot bola ?

Mom: Kub beta ?

Son: Aapne kaha tha k tumhari behen pari hai ?

Mom: Han hai...

Son: Tou jub usay balconi se phenka to wo uri Q ni ?

Mom: Tera bera ghark hojai kidher phenka behen ko ?

Moral: Or karo bacho se fankari


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Bheegi Palkain @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @sarahwessam @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @sho_shweet @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @*Maryam* @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli @Afrasham_afi
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @sammy05 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @simpal_boy786 @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @areeba123 @-Beautiful- @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Tasawwur @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Era
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @CHINTOO @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@illusionist @sweetiiqra @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @white_rose991 @Silla @Zyesha @maanu115 @Kangna
@princess_janat @Alicia @aira_roy @safiya @naina_kaithrill @Sarlaa_TM @saba_6

hahaha... tite

 

[*Sarlaa*]

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20...
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

 

[ShyPrincess]

* --- Mother & Son --- *

Son: Mom aapne mjhse jhoot bola ?

Mom: Kub beta ?

Son: Aapne kaha tha k tumhari behen pari hai ?

Mom: Han hai...

Son: Tou jub usay balconi se phenka to wo uri Q ni ?

Mom: Tera bera ghark hojai kidher phenka behen ko ?

Moral: Or karo bacho se fankari


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Bheegi Palkain @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @sarahwessam @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @sho_shweet @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @*Maryam* @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli @Afrasham_afi
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @sammy05 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @simpal_boy786 @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @areeba123 @-Beautiful- @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Tasawwur @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Era
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @CHINTOO @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@illusionist @sweetiiqra @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @white_rose991 @Silla @Zyesha @maanu115 @Kangna
@princess_janat @Alicia @aira_roy @safiya @naina_kaithrill @Sarlaa_TM @saba_6

lolzzz

 

[Tasawwur]

Ohhhh...hahahaha...this is just hilarious

 

[Iceage-TM]

Ohhhh...hahahaha...this is just hilarious

 

[NXXXS]

Americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN

 

[Iceage-TM]

Americans make a car
& 2 get some touch ups
They snd it 2 Japan
& they add a faster engine
Thn Japan sent it 2 UK
Who then added tinted windows
Who thn sent d car to China.
They added a better interior.
Thn they sent it 2 Pakistan.
Pakistani luk @ d car & see
What a good job all of them have done.
So they flip the car over
&
Put a stamp on MADE IN PAKISTAN

hahaha
very true

 

[NXXXS]

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

 

[Iceage-TM]

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

hahaha... point mara hai teacher pe...

 

[NXXXS]

Attachment Is Not When
Two People Chat Day & Night.
.
.
.
Its When Someone E-Mails U
And Adds An Image Or Data File With It.
That File Is Called Attachment

 

[ATIF249]

good jock

 

[Binte_Hawwa]

hahhahahaah

 

[Binte_Hawwa]

hahaaha

 

[NXXXS]

 

[Chulbulbul]

ha