Jokes Collection...

[Mahen]

@Mahen jub mjhe esa smjhengi to jawab b ese he milengey
@Ghooost

tou fir ap k future mein net hi na ho

 

[Iceage-TM]

tou fir ap k future mein net hi na ho

hahahahahaha

 

[Ghazal_Ka_Chiragh]

"Joke of 2015"

Aadmi office se nikalte he zor se rote hoye bola: Kisi ne meri cycle churali or apni bike yahan chor gia

Friend: Tum to lutgaye yaar yeto petrol se chalti hai


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @*Maryam* @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @sammy05 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @simpal_boy786 @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@simpal_boy786 @sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @areeba123 @-Beautiful- @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@illusionist @princess_janat @Alicia

That's a perfect joke

 

[Mahen]

hahahahahaha

ab bolo

 

[Iceage-TM]

bhale na ho mjhe koi farq ni parta
@Mahen

 

[Mahen]

bhale na ho mjhe koi farq ni parta
@Mahen

woh tou tab pata chely ga jab TM na mila kahi sy

 

[NXXXS]

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple...
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

 

[Iceage-TM]

apki soch hai
@Mahen

 

[NXXXS]

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

 

[Alicia]

Change In Mother’s Attitude .....
5 Years Old Boy : I love You Mummy,
.
.
Mummy: Aww I love You Too,
.
.
15 Years : I love You Mom,
.
.
Mom: Sorry, Mere Pas Paise Nahin Hai,

20 Years : I love You Mom,
.
.
Mom: Kaun Hai Kahan Rahti Hai Woh…[DOUBLEPOST=1366788199][/DOUBLEPOST]My Attitude..
Someone says me...."I LOVE YOU"
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.
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I says....Ooooh My GOD..."I LOVE MYSELF TOO"

 

[NXXXS]

In newyork, a man was watching a movie at home
and suddenly shouts nooooooooooooo!! :'(
Don't go inside the church its a trap!!
Wife: what are u watching?
Man: our wedding DVD

 

[Mahen]

apki soch hai
@Mahen

{(on the)}

 

[NXXXS]

Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend
and will love his wife more.
A black man will have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends
and will love his 1st wife more.
A white man will have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends
and will love his girlfriends more.
An pakistani man will have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends
and he still loves his mummy more.

 

[Tishna-Kaam]

 

[NXXXS]

When a married man says:
"I'll think about it" ,
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet... =p

 

[Tasawwur]

Oho..zabardast...hahaha

 

[NXXXS]

 

[Iceage-TM]

"Joke of the Year 2013"

Those girls who said: Mujhe to bohot larkay like krtey hen,

Should remember the "Law of demand" that,

"Low price always attract many customers"


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @sarahwessam @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @*Maryam* @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @sammy05 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @simpal_boy786 @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @areeba123 @-Beautiful- @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Tasawwur @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Era
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @CHINTOO @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@Sarlaa @sweetiiqra @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991 @Silla @Zyesha @maanu115
@illusionist @princess_janat @Alicia @aira_roy

 

[Asheer]

[(doll)} <<-----------

 

[*Sarlaa*]

"Joke of the Year 2013"

Those girls who said: Mujhe to bohot larkay like krtey hen,

Should remember the "Law of demand" that,

"Low price always attract many customers"


@hoorain @Abidi @Miss_Khan @parri @Nelly @Don @sherry2112 @Tooba Khan @Atif-adi @RedRose64
@Pari @Prince_Farry @Fa!th @masoom_se_chahat @Sky Queen @rockerxx @ShyPrincess @sarahwessam @ChoCo @sh0na
@Sabah @yoursks @ganillia33 @Mahen @~Bella~ @attiya @marib @loveisnotlife24 @Innocent Cat @i love sahabah
@zoonia @Lost Passenger @sabha_khan40 @marzish @*Maryam* @afeerah @*fajar* @Anokhi_Laadli
@FallenAngeL @Tariq Saeed @zonii @*khushi* @Dreamy @H!N@ @kool~nomi @S_ChiragH @eXcalibuR @rahath
@Binte_Hawwa @Sparkofighter @Mhk31 @faari @Rubi @Rhyme12 @Strangr @saaaamshrrrrri @silverpearl @Aayat
@Knight @seemab_khan @anoush @CuTe_HiNa @italianVirus @Syeda Fatima @saviou @~Ambitiou$ Girl~ @sweet_c_kuri @attiya
@zubia @sammy05 @Piyari @AyAn_khAn @GeniousAsma @cuteshadab @AliiGolo @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @huny
@Noorjee @azeyy @simpal_boy786 @Asheer @LuViSh @*Muslim* @fareena_01 @seleena @armaghankhan @Star24
@sahil_pajo @hashmi_jan @areeba123 @-Beautiful- @cute_samra @think-again @princess_batool @adeelg @Aidah
@farhan memon @Tasawwur @Farisa @Anokhi @ros @Chulbuli @*SHB* @Masom_girl @StrawBerry @Era
@lecollezioni @Zuha @rizoo @CHINTOO @Silent_tear_hurt @Adiljani @NOORULHUDA @DuFFer @Mah-e-Roo @quratulan
@Ghooost @SkymooN20 @deathrace @luqmaankhaan598 @Arsalan_Afzal @crystal_eyez @S_Seher @EruMM @Zeeniya @cutekhushi
@Sarlaa @sweetiiqra @Pri @Mah-e-Roo @PriNc3ss_Doll @kiran_munawar @white_rose991 @Silla @Zyesha @maanu115
@illusionist @princess_janat @Alicia @aira_roy

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