~*~ haazir jawabi ~*~

[ABDULLAH123]

hehehe
goood sharing
thnx

 

[Qawareer]

بسـم الله الرحمـن الرحيـم

السـلام و عليـكم


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ek martabe ka waqiya hai k ek badshah k paas ek ghora(horse) tha jise wo behad chahta tha.wo ghore me bhi wo tamam khasiyatein thin.jo badshah k chahne ka sabab bani.

badshah ghore(horse) ka khaas qayal rakhta tha.uski dekh bhaal karne keliye usne apne naukar ko maqsoos karchuka tha.taake uski acchi tarha dekh bhaal karsake.

ek din ki baat hai ghora(horse) bimaar par gaya.badshah ne apne mulk k bahetreen hakeemaon ko bulwaya aur is ghore ka ilaaj karwaya laikin chund dinaon me ghora margaya.

badshah ko ye sunkar bada afsoos hua.wo ye nahi chahta tha k uska ghora marjaaye.iskeliye usne apne mulk k tamam hakeemaon ko bulaya aur kaha k mere ghore ko dekho aur kaho k wo kaisa hai agar ksi ne bhi ye kaha k ghora(horse) marchuka hai to main usko saza doonga.aur main is maamle me jhoot bhi nahi sunna chahta.

ab saare hakeem pareshaan hogaye k kia kia jaaye.jhoot wo sunna nahi chahta aur sach hum kah nahi sakte.ek hakeem jo un saare hakeemaon me hoshiyaar lagta tha.usne is marey hue ghore(horse) ko dekha aur kaha ! badshah salamat aapka ghora to bilkul theek hai.abhi wo gahri neend soya hua hai.jab main usko marta hon tab bhi wo kuch harkat nahi karta, jab main usko khaane keliye ghaans daalta hon to bechara khaata hi nahi.na saans leta hai aur nahi saans chorta hai.jab main uski aankh kholta hon to wo dobara band karleta hai.

badshah ko ghussa aaya aur usne kaha arey seedha kaho na k wo margaya hai.ye sunkar us hakeem ne kaha k badshah salamat ye baat maine nahi balke aaphi ne kahi hai.

ye sunkar saare log hans pare.

wahh..hahhaha.sahi tarika ikhtiyar kia us hakeem ne
thnx 4 sharing...

 

[saviou]

masha Allah janab bohot achi sharing
yahan khud apse sun sun kar pak gaye hain ab phir se yaha parhna parha
shukriya

 

[Qawareer]

hum ne to nhi suni na nasir bhai

 

[saviou]

hum ne to nhi suni na nasir bhai

haan aap sun bhi nahi sakte
sirf parh sakte hain

 

[Dawn]

masha Allah janab bohot achi sharing
yahan khud apse sun sun kar pak gaye hain ab phir se yaha parhna parha
shukriya

sahih kaha aapne aapke saare baal white hogaye hain.kabse kah raha hon k parachute lagate rahen sunte hi nahi.

 

[Qawareer]

hahahahah...

 

[Dawn]

hahahahah...

thoda kal keliye bacha kar rakhna tha hansi.{(spiteful)}
dekho nasir bhai anu ko aap par kitna hans rahi hain.

 

[Qawareer]

mujhe to ap dono ki baaton pe hansi aa rahi hai..ap dono ki kbi kbi kabar kon'jonk dekhne ko milti hai..

 

[saviou]

sahih kaha aapne aapke saare baal white hogaye hain.kabse kah raha hon k parachute lagate rahen sunte hi nahi.

ab ap jo nusqa istemal karte hain kya sab par thonpenge

thoda kal keliye bacha kar rakhna tha hansi.{(spiteful)}
dekho nasir bhai anu ko aap par kitna hans rahi hain.

anu ham par nahi aap par hans rahi hain
kyun parachute se baal kale nahi hote

 

[Qawareer]

parachute kya hota hai?
acha nasir bhai ap bata den ap kon sa nukhsa istimal karte hain

 

[saviou]

mujhe to ap dono ki baaton pe hansi aa rahi hai..ap dono ki kbi kbi kabar kon'jonk dekhne ko milti hai..

array annu aap agar hamare room me gupshup dekhoge to kya kahoge
bohot maze karte hain aur kuch sanjeeda baten bhi hoti hain iftar ke baad ham dono chahel qadmi k liye nikal te hain to TM ka bhi zikar hota hai aur usme apka bhi zikar aata hai

 

[saviou]

parachute kya hota hai?
acha nasir bhai ap bata den ap kon sa nukhsa istimal karte hain

behna abhi tak aise koi nusqe ki zaroorat hi nahi aayi
ab ye loog jo jalte hain unka kya karen kehne den kehne se kya hota hai

 

[Qawareer]

array annu aap agar hamare room me gupshup dekhoge to kya kahoge
bohot maze karte hain aur kuch sanjeeda baten bhi hoti hain iftar ke baad ham dono chahel qadmi k liye nikal te hain to TM ka bhi zikar hota hai aur usme apka bhi zikar aata hai

acha.wahhh...
humari burayan to nhi krte na..

 

[Qawareer]

behna abhi tak aise koi nusqe ki zaroorat hi nahi aayi
ab ye loog jo jalte hain unka kya karen kehne den kehne se kya hota hai

hahhahaha..chalen achi baat hai..

 

[Dawn]

acha.wahhh...
humari burayan to nhi krte na..

han karte hain na nasir bhai kitni baar kahta hon ksi ki peeth peeche burayi nahi karna laikin.....

 

[Qawareer]

han karte hain na nasir bhai kitni baar kahta hon ksi ki peeth peeche burayi nahi karna laikin.....

haaaaaaaaaa nasir bhai. achaaaaaaa
or kisi ki peeth piche uski burai sunni b nhi chaheye..ye kisi ne nhi bataya ap ko.huh

 

[saviou]

acha.wahhh...
humari burayan to nhi krte na..

nahi jee apki to sach me tareefen hoti hain masha Allah

hahhahaha..chalen achi baat hai..

shukran

han karte hain na nasir bhai kitni baar kahta hon ksi ki peeth peeche burayi nahi karna laikin.....

Allah bachaye aise amal se Aameen

 

[Dawn]

parachute kya hota hai?
acha nasir bhai ap bata den ap kon sa nukhsa istimal karte hain

parachute hair oil hai jisse baal kaale aur lambe hote hain.ye pahle lagaya karte thei aadhi bottle abhi tak room me pari hai.

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[Qawareer]

Ameen..
acha nasir bhai ab ki bar agr koi b esi baat apko Mohdbinqasim sunaye to ap in k share krne se pehle hi yahan share kr dijiye ga..phr nhi ye apko dobara sunaye ge na hi ap k baal safeed hon ge