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Dawn

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بسـم الله الرحـمن الرحيـم


assalam o alaikum doston kaise hain aap?
aaj main aapkeliye ek naye aur bahetreen thrd k saath haazir e khidmat hon.to aayiye likhte hain chund waqayaat.jo naamoor shaqsiat k saath guzre hain.

mirza asad ullah khan ghalib : ek martabe ka waqaya hai k mirza apne ghar me aam(mango) naush farma rahe thei.aur uske chilke baahar phenk(throw) rahe thei.utne me unke ek dost aaye to ghalib ne unhe bhi aam(mango) naush karne keliye farmaya.

mirza : lijiye aam khaiyye.
dost : nahi main aam nahi khaata.

kuch hi der me wahan raaste se ek gadhe(donkey) ka guzar hua.usne raah(road) par padey aam k chilkaon ko soongha aur chor dia.ye dekhna tha k ghalib k dost ne barjasta kaha.

dost : dekho mirza gadhe bhi aam nahi khaatey.
ghalib : beshak gadhe aam nahi khaatey.

ghalib ne fauran kaha.ye sunkar wo laa jawab hogaye.

isi tarha ek martaba ramzan me ghalib apni kothri(balcony) me chaubisi khel rahe thei.utne me unke dost wahan aagaye.aur kaha k mirza is ramzan k mubarak mahine me bhi tum ye game khel rahe ho.maine suna tha k ramzan me shayateen ko qaid kardiya jaata hai.

ye sunkar mirza ghalib fauran kahne lage k haan wo shaitan isi kothri me bund hai.

to ye chund ek waqayat thei jinka maine yahan zikr kia inshaAllah aage bhi aur waqayat ko share karne ki koshish karunga.umeed k aapko ye pasand aaye.
 

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Wa Alaykum Assalam Wrwb :)
acha silsila shuru kiya apne janab
inshaAllah ham bhi isme share karne ki koshish karenge agar mirza ghalib ijazat den to :p
 
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Walikum salam.............
haaiye khadkhad sahiban.....
Laren nahi chalo masla mei hal karti hun..
khadkhad no1 Nasir
khadkhad No 2 Arshad bhayi..

Haan to khakhad 2 apne bara acha silsila shuru kiya ahi...
Hum bhi khadkhad 1 ki tarha kuch share karnewale hain...=))=))=))
Accha thread hai apni khadkhad pesh oh means k apni hazir javabi ka maukha faraham hoga..{(haha}){(haha})
 
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Ghazal_Ka_Chiragh

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Wa'alaikum assalam

ji pehle se parhe huwe hain per kuch waqt pehle
parhe they to dubara yahan parh kar bohot achha laga
Nice sharing and thanks for sharing
 

Dawn

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بسـم الله الرحمـن الرحيـم
السـلام وعليـكم

ramazan k dinaon me ek martaba mirza ghalib bahadur shah zafar k darbaar me haazir e khidmat thei.tab badshah ne inse sawal kia.

shah : kaho ghalib abke ramaza tumne kitne roze rakhe?
ghalib : huzoor ek nahi rakha.

ye jawab sunkar bahadur shah zafar kafi pareshan hue aur soonchne me par gaye k mirza ne ek bhi roza nahi rakha ya fir ek roza nahi rakha.

aur isi tarha ek martabe ka waqiya hai k mahmood ghaznavi k daur e hukumat me unke saath ek vazeer jo bahot haazir dimaagh tha raha karta tha jiska naam ayaz tha.mahmood bhi usse bahot chahta tha.iska ye rawaiyya dekh kar dosre vazeer ayaz se hasad karne lage.

ek martabe ka waqiya hai k ek vazeer badshah se kahne laga k aap ayaz ko bahot chahte hain aur hame utna nahi aaqir hum bhi to aapke vazeer hi hain aur theek us jaise hi hain.

badshah ne ye sunkar us vazeer se kaha k theek hai main ek din tum subko darbaar me bulaunga aur tum logaon ki hazir dimaghi ka imtehan lunga inshaAllah.

theek aisa hi hua chund dinaon baad badshah ne sub vizraa ko darbar me bulaya aur ek lakeer(for ex.5 mtr) zameen par kheenchdi aur saare vizraa se kaha k is lakeer ko bina choye k choti karna hai.

ye sunkar sub vizraa pareshaan hogaye k bina choye is lakeer ko kaise chota kia jaaye.saare vizraa apni bisaat bhar koshish karne lage laikin nakaam rahe.

tab badshah ne ayaaz ko bulaya aur kaha k is lakeer ko bina choye choti karo.ye sunkar ayaaz ne kaha ye to koi badi baat nahi.aur usne ek lakeer baazu me usse badi kheenchdi (for ex.6 mtr) is tarha pahli waali lakeer choti hogayi aur saare vazeer sharminda hogaye.
 

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dhondo gy molko molko milnay k nae,nayab hum..
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walikum asalam...
ahan kia bat hay arshad bhai..sach a nice sharing bro...{(ok)}
 
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Hahaaha..yeah Arshad bhayi....parha hai meine bhi....acchi sharing janab..
aapne pucha to hota k ye lakeer choti karnewala idea kiska tha?{(doh)}{(haha}){(haha})
 
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