Ha Ha Ha :-)

[Strangr]

In exam hall a girl askd a boy:

‘Mujhe bas is answer ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.’

Boy ne dhyan se idhar udhar dekha, phir dhire se bola:

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“The”

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[Strangr]

 

[Hoorain]

In exam hall a girl askd a boy:

‘Mujhe bas is answer ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.’

Boy ne dhyan se idhar udhar dekha, phir dhire se bola:

.

“The”

.

hahahaha

 

[think-again]

lolx........................

 

[Strangr]

1st sardar to 2nd sardar- Main bachpan me bahot taqatwar tha..

2nd- Wo kaise??

1st- Meri Maa kehti hai, jab main rota tha to sara ghar sar pe utha leta tha.. [DOUBLEPOST=1360180691][/DOUBLEPOST]Sardar ko Electric chair par bitha kar maut ki saza sunai gayi..






Jallad- Tumhari aakhri khwahish kya hai ??

Sardar- Mujhe darr lag raha hai mera hath pakad lo..

 

[Strangr]

Height Of Branded World..

A Girl Was Walking Besides A River,
Suddenly She Saw A Crocodile,
She Shouted
Oh My God
.
.
Lacoste Lacoste.
.

 

[zonii]

Santa child - mere papa bahut darpok hain.

Banta child - how?

Santa child - jab bhi road cross karten hain, meri ungli pakar lete hain

 

[Strangr]

Santa Hospital Mein Ek Ladies Ward Mein Admit Ho Gaya..

Nurse Ne Ye Dekha To Gusse Se Boli: “Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati?”

Santa Muskurate Hue: “Arey Sharam Kaise? Main To Paida Hi Ladies Ward Mein Hua Tha“.

 

[marzish]

Hahaha gud

 

[Strangr]

Santa Ek Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Aur Us Se Puchha..

Santa: “Doctor Saab, Ghar Jaakar Check Karne Ki Kya Fees Hai?”
Doctor Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “300 Rupaye”..

Santa Bola Theek Hai Aur Doctor Ne Apni Bike Nikali Aur Santa Ke Ghar Ja Pahunche.
Wahan Pahunch Kar Doctor Ne Puchha: “Mareej Kidhar Hai?”

Santa: “Arey Mareej Vareej Koi Nahi Hai Paagal, Taxi Wala 500 Rupaye Maang Raha Tha Aur Tum 300 Mein Le Aaye“...


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[marzish]

Best college Memories...
.
"Oye extra pen hai kya"??
.
"Ek hi hai"
.
.
.
"haan to de na Ek hi chahiye"... [DOUBLEPOST=1360239735][/DOUBLEPOST]Best college Memories...
.
"Oye extra pen hai kya"??
.
"Ek hi hai"
.
.
.
"haan to de na Ek hi chahiye"...

 

[Strangr]

Ek Chor Chori Karke Pakda Gaya. Chor Ko Police Station Le Jakar Puchha Gaya.

Police Inspector: “Tum Ek Hi Dukan Mein Teen Baar Chori Karne Kyon Gaye?”

Chor: “Sir, Chori To Maine Pehali Baar Mein Hi Apni Biwi Ke Liye Ek Dress Chori Kar Li Thi, Baki Do Baar To Mujhe Sirf Use Badalne Ke Liye Jana Pada“.. U know Ladies..

.

 

[marzish]

hahaha Well said[DOUBLEPOST=1360241852][/DOUBLEPOST]hahaha Well said

 

[kiranshah]

lolzzzz nice

 

[zonii]

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

 

[Strangr]

 

[Strangr]

 

[zonii]

Larka: Tum kon si cream lagati
ho?
Larki khush ho k: Koi b to nahi.
Larka: Tay laaya kar! Kaaliye
mraasnay.

 

[Strangr]

Larka: Tum kon si cream lagati
ho?
Larki khush ho k: Koi b to nahi.
Larka: Tay laaya kar! Kaaliye
mraasnay.

Ek Aurat Ko Gane Ka Bahut Shonk Hota Hai. Ek Din Wo Apne Pati Se Puchhti Hai.

Patni: “Jab Main Gana Gaati Hoon To Aap Bahar Kyun Chale Jate Hai?”
Pati: “Taki Baahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Main Tumhara Gala Daba Raha Hoon“..


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[Strangr]

Waiter- Your Bill Sir.!

Student Santa- Take My Card. :cool:




Waiter- But Sir, This is ID Card.

Santa- Toh fir bahar kya mazak me likh rakha hai, "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"..