English man : My grandfather died at the age of 96 yrs,,
but he never used glasses...!!
Santa : I know some people drink water directly from TOTEE..
but he never used glasses...!!
Santa : I know some people drink water directly from TOTEE..
Ha Ha Ha :-)
- Thread starter Strangr
- Start date
[DOUBLEPOST=1358147074][/DOUBLEPOST]
Employee: I Need Salary Increment.
3 Other Companies Are After Me.
Boss: Really ... ? Which Three?
Employee: Electricity,
Telephone
N
Credit Card...!!
3 Other Companies Are After Me.
Boss: Really ... ? Which Three?
Employee: Electricity,
Telephone
N
Credit Card...!!
Boy Called FM Radio & Said-
I Found a Wallet Wid 15000 & ID Of Mr.Santa Singh.
RJ- U Want 2 Return His Wallet!
Boy- No I Wanna Dedicate Him a Sad Song...
I Found a Wallet Wid 15000 & ID Of Mr.Santa Singh.
RJ- U Want 2 Return His Wallet!
Boy- No I Wanna Dedicate Him a Sad Song...
A murghi falls in love with kawwa.Murgha found out.
Murgha:Mujh me kya kami hai.
Main tum se mohabbat karta hun. :x
Mujh se zyada pyar tum se koi bhi nai kar sakta koi bhi nai..
Aisa kya hai us kawway me jo mujh me nai..
Murghi: I respect ur emotions but He is in Airforce.
hain???English man : My grandfather died at the age of 96 yrs,,
but he never used glasses...!!
Santa : I know some people drink water directly from TOTEE..
yeh kia tha?
ohh God ye kasa joke hai
English man : My grandfather died at the age of 96 yrs,,hain???
yeh kia tha?
but
he never used glasses.. matlab unhone kabhi CHASMA(glass) istemal nahi kiya...
Santa : I know some people drink water directly from TOTEE.. ( nal ki totee )
Shukriya,NICE......................
Kuch logon ko samajh me kyun nahi aa raha hai...
pata nahe .......shayad wo zeyada samjhdar hon ..Shukriya,
Kuch logon ko samajh me kyun nahi aa raha hai...
A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, “Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?”
“Mere chhote bhai ki shadi hai…Nachunga Nahin?”
“Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?”
“Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!”, replied chooha.
NICEEEE.........
A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, “Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?”
View attachment 58148
“Mere chhote bhai ki shadi hai…Nachunga Nahin?”
“Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?”
“Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!”, replied chooha.
this is the best one......
A sher is getting married in jungle. There is a big bash and all animals are dancing to the tune of loud music being played.
In a corner a chooha too is dancing.
He is asked, “Are bhai choohe, aap kyu nach rahe ho?”
View attachment 58148
“Mere chhote bhai ki shadi hai…Nachunga Nahin?”
“Sher kabse aapka bhai hone laga?”
“Shadi se pehle main bhi sher tha!”, replied chooha.