Ha Ha Ha :-)

[sabha_khan40]

hmmm nice...............

 

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Doctor after Operation & Students after Exams
Both tel the same Answer:

We tried our best cant say anything right now.. [DOUBLEPOST=1358845751][/DOUBLEPOST]Newton's latest law:

To every twist in the question paper, there is an equal and opposite twist
in the ans given by the students!! [DOUBLEPOST=1358845919][/DOUBLEPOST]World's Best Feeling

It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful
Question Paper In Examinations Hall
And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar {)*}

 

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Boy to Gf- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."

Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari bakri nahi mil rahi.. Kahin Dikhe to batayein.."

 

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Santa 2 Pahalwaan:-
Tum ek baar mein kitne aadmi uhta sakte ho??

Pahalwan:- Kam se kam 10..

Santa:- Bass, tumse achha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohalle ko utha deta hai.

 

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Ek pagal aaina dekh ke sochne laga,
isko kahin dekha hai thodi der sochne ke baad bola..


"O Teri ye to wahi hai"
Jo us din mere sath baal katwa raha tha...

 

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Girl- Jab bhi main tumhare paas aati hoon, tum Chasma pehan lete ho..??

Boy- Doctor ne kaha hai jab SARDARD aaye to chasma pehan lena..

 

[whiteros]

Girl- Jab bhi main tumhare paas aati hoon, tum Chasma pehan lete ho..??

Boy- Doctor ne kaha hai jab SARDARD aaye to chasma pehan lena..

NICE......... [DOUBLEPOST=1359196730][/DOUBLEPOST]

Ek pagal aaina dekh ke sochne laga,
isko kahin dekha hai thodi der sochne ke baad bola..


"O Teri ye to wahi hai"
Jo us din mere sath baal katwa raha tha...

HAHAHAHA Wah re yadasht

 

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NICE......... [DOUBLEPOST=1359196730][/DOUBLEPOST]
HAHAHAHA Wah re yadasht

[DOUBLEPOST=1359197741][/DOUBLEPOST]Santa: Yaar aaj tabyat thik nahi, Har chiz double nazar aa rahi hai..

Banta: 1000 ka note aage karte hue (Ye le wo 2000 jo last week maine liye thay) ..

 

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Boy: I love you.. I can't live without you..
Marr jaunga mitt jaunga,, tere pyar me fanaa ho jaunga..

Girl: Hmm..
dekh lo tumhe jaisa theek lage..

 

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4 boys bike se jaa rahe thay.

Police- Yahaan tripling mana hai aur tum 4 baithe ho?

Chaaron ghabra kar pichhe dekhte huwe chillaye....

"Arey, 5wa kahaan gir gaya?"

 

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Ek bache se ek aadmi ne uski age puchhi..

Bache ne kaha GHAR par 14 saal

SCHOOL mein 12 saal

TRAIN mein 7 saal

Aur

Facebook pe 18 saal.. ​

 

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Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?


Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Arey maine to us'se shadi ki hai.”

 

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Boss: Where were you born ?

Sardar: Oye Punjab.​

​

Boss: Which part?​

Sardar: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab. ​

​

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Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?


Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Arey maine to us'se shadi ki hai.”

:confused:......................................

 

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:confused:......................................

hayeen! ye kya tha

 

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​

Phone ki ring baji.​

Husband: Phone mere liye ho to kehna mein ghar pe nahin hoon.

Wife phone pe: Wo ghar pe hain.

Husband: Maine mana kiya tha…


Wife: Phone mere liye tha!

.[DOUBLEPOST=1359618757][/DOUBLEPOST]Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hoon to dard hota hai.. {(sick1)}

Doctor Ex rays his entire body
and

finds that the Sardar’s finger is fractured...

.

 

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Doctor: Tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte rehte ho?

Santa: Ji aap ne bahar likha hai: Aurton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am hai..


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1 Sardar ke ghar me billi rehti thi sardar billi se tang
akar usay kahi chhor aaya.

Ghar aaya to billi us se pehle pohanch chuki thi.
Sardar billi ko dobara kahin door chhor k aaya
billi phir us se pehle ghar pohanch gai.

Sardar ko bohat gussa aaya ab wo
billi ko bohat hi zyada door chhorne gaya.
wahan se usny wife ko phone kiya.







Sardar: billi ghar pahonch gai ya nahi?
Wife: haan pohanch gai hai..


Sardar: Us kamini se bol k mujhe aaker le jaye main raasta bhool gaya hoon…

 

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Flirting At Its Peak

Girl: Hello Baby.
Boy: Ohh Hi Jaan
Bolo.

Girl: Kahan Ho Yaar
Subha Se Ata Pata Nahi Hai ?
Boy: Arey Hum Khoye Huey
Hain Aap Ki Aankho’n
Mein.

Girl: Acha Abhi Kya Kar
Rahe Ho ??
Boy: Main Tou Tumhari Pic
Dekh Raha Tha …

Girl: Main ne Tou Tumhen
Koi Pic Nahi Di …
Boy: Mere Dil Pe Chapi Hai
Barson Se Jaan..

Girl: But Hum Tou Parson
Hii Milen Hain.
Boy: Tumhare Bina Har Pal
Barson Ka Saman Hai Pinky.

Girl: Pinky ? Ye Pinky Kon Hai?
Main tou Aleena hoon.
Boy: Dekha Main Tum Se Baat
Ker k Sab Bhuul Jata Hoon...

Girl: Tum Asad Hi Ho Na ?
Boy: Ghar Wale Tou Nadeem
Kehte Hain Magar Wo Ghalat Ho
Sakte Hain Tum Nahi …

 

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