Aaj Ka Joke..... :d

[H@!der]

Okay
mai darr gayi

Daren tumharey Dushman tum kyun daro.. tum to hamari TM ki Gullu Butt ho


ek Rubi Joke


Teacher to Rubi: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Rubi : Every morning i will rise and shine...

 

[Rubi]

See how smart I am

Daren tumharey Dushman tum kyun daro.. tum to hamari TM ki Gullu Butt ho


ek Rubi Joke


Teacher to Rubi: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Rubi : Every morning i will rise and shine...

 

[H@!der]

@thefire1 to @h@!der

Thefire1: lambi umar k liye kya krna chahye?
H@!de:r: shadi
Thefire1: issy kya zindagi lambi hojati hy?
H@!der: Nahi



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Par zindagi lambi lagny lgti hy

yeh to Sachi baat he .. aur me Akser sach hi bolta hon..

 

[Rubi]

Btw gullu butt kon hy?

yeh to Sachi baat he .. aur me Akser sach hi bolta hon..

 

[thefire1]

@thefire1 to @h@!der

Thefire1: lambi umar k liye kya krna chahye?
H@!de:r: shadi
Thefire1: issy kya zindagi lambi hojati hy?
H@!der: Nahi



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Par zindagi lambi lagny lgti hy

yeh joke section main nahiin balkay @Shiraz-Khan kay thread 'facts about women' main hona chayeh madam

 

[thefire1]

yeh to Sachi baat he .. aur me Akser sach hi bolta hon..

exactly!!

 

[thefire1]

Doctor @h@!der say: kia takleef hay
H@!der seenay main dard hay
Doctor: cigrette peetay ho


















































































Haider: Haan Gold leaf hi mangaana

 

[Rubi]

Ye joke to @HorrorReturns py hna chahye tha

Doctor @h@!der say: kia takleef hay
H@!der seenay main dard hay
Doctor: cigrette peetay ho


















































































Haider: Haan Gold leaf hi mangaana

 

[H@!der]

Doctor @h@!der say: kia takleef hay
H@!der seenay main dard hay
Doctor: cigrette peetay ho






Haider: Haan Gold leaf hi mangaana

Bhai mera Brand to pooch lety pehly

 

[Fantasy]

Aik joke meri taraf say


Aik Joke meri taraf say....
@h@!der @Rubi @Hoorain aur @Fantasy aik plane main safar kar rahay thay kay aachaanak plane kay pilot @HorrorReturns nay announce kia kay plane kharab ho gaya hay, main tou chala, aap apni apni jaan bacha loo, peechay srif 3 parachute hi hain, ab decide kar lo kay kaun apni jaan bachaana chata hay... yeh keh kar woh plane say parachute liye koooud gayay.....

Fantasy nay kaha kay Haider bhai pehlay jaanay chayeh kiyonki inn ko 30 June ko meeting attend karnii hay....

Haider bolay, nahin meeting ko choRo, meri pyari behan Hoorain ko jaana
chayeh, agar yeh na rahii tou TM kaun sanbhaalay ga...

Hoorain boli nahin, Fantasy iss TM ka mustakbil hay, shayed upcoming staff bhii hay, issay pehlay jaana chayeh....

Rubi nay dil hi dil main kaha, ye lo kar lo baat.....mujhay 'BhuRiya' aur 'faarigh maal' samajh kar koi merii tou baat hi nahin kar raha, unhoon nay foran packet uthaaya aur neechay kood paRiii..

Yeh dekh kar FANTASY hairaat say boolliii... Hi Allah Yeh Rubii nay kia kiya....

sab nay hairat say poocha kiyon....



































































Fantasy boli.... woh parachute kay bajayay mera school ka bag lay kar kouud gayiin hain

hahahhahaha @Rubi ae ki keeta zinda ho??

 

[Rubi]

Lekin is myn to aurat ka zikr hy hi nhi ..genius

yeh joke section main nahiin balkay @Shiraz-Khan kay thread 'facts about women' main hona chayeh madam

 

[H@!der]

Characters @thefire1 as Ali, @Rubi as Herself
1 . (Whatever)

Ali: What should we have for dinner?
Rubi: Whatever..
Ali: Why don't we have Mexican?
Rubi: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Ali: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Rubi: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Ali: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Rubi: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Ali: Then what do you suggest?
Rubi : Whatever..

2. (Anything)



Ali: So what should we do now?
Rubi: Anything
Ali: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Rubi: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Ali: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Rubi: Exercise on such a hot day?
Ali: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Rubi: I am off caffeine
Ali: Then what do you suggest?


Rubi: Anything

3. (You decide)

Ali: Then do we just go home?
Rubi: You decide
Ali: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Rubi: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Ali: OK; we will take a cab
Rubi: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Ali: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Rubi: I am hungry, can't walk.
Ali: Then what do you suggest?
Rubi: You decide
Ali: Let's have dinner first?
Rubi: Whatever...
Ali: What shall we eat?
Rubi: Anything..

4. (ANYTIME.)

Ali: At what time do I have to call you?
Rubi: Any time as u wish
Ali: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was sleeping.
Ali: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was shopping with my mother
Ali: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was tired and relaxing.
Ali: Then what about 5 PM?
Rubi: I was watching a cartoon.
Ali: So, then why didn't you pick up phone in the night?
Rubi: I was studying
Ali: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenient time for you to talk.
Rubi: Anytime.

 

[Rubi]

Bas ..meri masumyat check kro behn

hahahhahaha @Rubi ae ki keeta zinda ho??

 

[H@!der]

Bas ..meri masumyat check kro behn

na na behen.. is ki aankhon ki kamzori check karo

 

[Rubi]

Hahaha ye to har har larki ki kahani hy

Characters @thefire1 as Ali, @Rubi as Herself
1 . (Whatever)

Ali: What should we have for dinner?
Rubi: Whatever..
Ali: Why don't we have Mexican?
Rubi: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Ali: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Rubi: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Ali: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Rubi: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Ali: Then what do you suggest?
Rubi : Whatever..

2. (Anything)



Ali: So what should we do now?
Rubi: Anything
Ali: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Rubi: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Ali: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Rubi: Exercise on such a hot day?
Ali: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Rubi: I am off caffeine
Ali: Then what do you suggest?


Rubi: Anything

3. (You decide)

Ali: Then do we just go home?
Rubi: You decide
Ali: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Rubi: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Ali: OK; we will take a cab
Rubi: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Ali: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Rubi: I am hungry, can't walk.
Ali: Then what do you suggest?
Rubi: You decide
Ali: Let's have dinner first?
Rubi: Whatever...
Ali: What shall we eat?
Rubi: Anything..

4. (ANYTIME.)

Ali: At what time do I have to call you?
Rubi: Any time as u wish
Ali: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was sleeping.
Ali: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was shopping with my mother
Ali: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was tired and relaxing.
Ali: Then what about 5 PM?
Rubi: I was watching a cartoon.
Ali: So, then why didn't you pick up phone in the night?
Rubi: I was studying
Ali: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenient time for you to talk.
Rubi: Anytime.

 

[Fantasy]

Bas ..meri masumyat check kro behn

Oopsh

 

[thefire1]

sab say baRa joke yeh tha kay aap nay mujhay @Rubi kay samnay bitha dia kahan saas aur kahan damaad ki umar ka noujawaan

Characters @thefire1 as Ali, @Rubi as Herself
1 . (Whatever)

Ali: What should we have for dinner?
Rubi: Whatever..
Ali: Why don't we have Mexican?
Rubi: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Ali: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Rubi: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Ali: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Rubi: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Ali: Then what do you suggest?
Rubi : Whatever..

2. (Anything)



Ali: So what should we do now?
Rubi: Anything
Ali: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Rubi: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Ali: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Rubi: Exercise on such a hot day?
Ali: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Rubi: I am off caffeine
Ali: Then what do you suggest?


Rubi: Anything

3. (You decide)

Ali: Then do we just go home?
Rubi: You decide
Ali: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Rubi: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Ali: OK; we will take a cab
Rubi: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Ali: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Rubi: I am hungry, can't walk.
Ali: Then what do you suggest?
Rubi: You decide
Ali: Let's have dinner first?
Rubi: Whatever...
Ali: What shall we eat?
Rubi: Anything..

4. (ANYTIME.)

Ali: At what time do I have to call you?
Rubi: Any time as u wish
Ali: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was sleeping.
Ali: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was shopping with my mother
Ali: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was tired and relaxing.
Ali: Then what about 5 PM?
Rubi: I was watching a cartoon.
Ali: So, then why didn't you pick up phone in the night?
Rubi: I was studying
Ali: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenient time for you to talk.
Rubi: Anytime.

 

[thefire1]

Lekin is myn to aurat ka zikr hy hi nhi ..genius

yehi tou amazing fact waali baat hay

 

[Rubi]

Hahahaha

sab say baRa joke yeh tha kay aap nay mujhay @Rubi kay samnay bitha dia kahan saas aur kahan damaad ki umar ka noujawaan

 

[Fantasy]

Characters @thefire1 as Ali, @Rubi as Herself
1 . (Whatever)

Ali: What should we have for dinner?
Rubi: Whatever..
Ali: Why don't we have Mexican?
Rubi: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Ali: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Rubi: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Ali: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Rubi: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Ali: Then what do you suggest?
Rubi : Whatever..

2. (Anything)



Ali: So what should we do now?
Rubi: Anything
Ali: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Rubi: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Ali: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Rubi: Exercise on such a hot day?
Ali: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Rubi: I am off caffeine
Ali: Then what do you suggest?


Rubi: Anything

3. (You decide)

Ali: Then do we just go home?
Rubi: You decide
Ali: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Rubi: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Ali: OK; we will take a cab
Rubi: Not worth it... For such a short distance
Ali: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Rubi: I am hungry, can't walk.
Ali: Then what do you suggest?
Rubi: You decide
Ali: Let's have dinner first?
Rubi: Whatever...
Ali: What shall we eat?
Rubi: Anything..

4. (ANYTIME.)

Ali: At what time do I have to call you?
Rubi: Any time as u wish
Ali: But last time when I call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was sleeping.
Ali: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was shopping with my mother
Ali: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Rubi: I was tired and relaxing.
Ali: Then what about 5 PM?
Rubi: I was watching a cartoon.
Ali: So, then why didn't you pick up phone in the night?
Rubi: I was studying
Ali: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenient time for you to talk.
Rubi: Anytime.