Aaj Ka Joke..... :d

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H@!der

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thefire1 said:
Aik joke meri taraf say :p


Aik Joke meri taraf say.... :)
@h@!der @Rubi @Hoorain aur @Fantasy aik plane main safar kar rahay thay kay aachaanak plane kay pilot @HorrorReturns nay announce kia kay plane kharab ho gaya hay, main tou chala, aap apni apni jaan bacha loo, peechay srif 3 parachute hi hain, ab decide kar lo kay kaun apni jaan bachaana chata hay... yeh keh kar woh plane say parachute liye koooud gayay.....

Fantasy nay kaha kay Haider bhai pehlay jaanay chayeh kiyonki inn ko 30 June ko meeting attend karnii hay.... :))

Haider bolay, nahin meeting ko choRo, meri pyari behan Hoorain ko jaana
chayeh, agar yeh na rahii tou TM kaun sanbhaalay ga...

Hoorain boli nahin, Fantasy iss TM ka mustakbil hay, shayed upcoming staff bhii hay, issay pehlay jaana chayeh....

Rubi nay dil hi dil main kaha, ye lo kar lo baat.....mujhay 'BhuRiya' aur 'faarigh maal' samajh kar koi merii tou baat hi nahin kar raha, unhoon nay foran packet uthaaya aur neechay kood paRiii..

Yeh dekh kar FANTASY hairaat say boolliii... Hi Allah Yeh Rubii nay kia kiya....

sab nay hairat say poocha kiyon....



Fantasy boli.... woh parachute kay bajayay mera school ka bag lay kar kouud gayiin hain :)) :))
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aap ko is Creativity ka sila @Rubi khud hi aa kar den gi =))
 
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aur yeh humary shahzaaday @h@!der sahab kay liye :p

Chatting Chatting
Yes Papa
Girl Friend Setting
NO Papa
Telling Lies
No Papa
Open your WhatsApp
Ha ha ha ha :)) :))
 
H@!der

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thefire1 said:
aur yeh humary shahzaaday @h@!der sahab kay liye :p

Chatting Chatting
Yes Papa
Girl Friend Setting
NO Papa
Telling Lies
No Papa
Open your WhatsApp
Ha ha ha ha :)) :))
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aur sab se mazey ki baat bataon?/

me yeh fazool whatsapp and facebook waghera use hi nahi karta =))

so.. guess who was it :p
 
H@!der

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acha Ali @thefire1 ke sath jo hua to b aap ko bataaon?


one day Ali sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in
his salary!!!

Dear Bosss
In thislife, we all needsome thing most desperately. I think you should be understanding of the needs of usworkers who have given so much support including sweat and service to your company.

I am sure you will guess what I mean and respond soon.

Your ssincerely
Ali


The next day, Ali received this letter of reply:


Dear Mr. Ali,

I know you have been working very hard.nowadays, nothing much has changed. You must have noticed that our company is not doing noticeably well as yet.

now the newspaper are saying the world's leading economists arenot sure if the United States may go into another recession. After thenovember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I havenothing more to addnow. You know what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager


=))
 
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H@!der

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Rubi said:
@h@!der bhai @thefire1 sy
sab log hmyn pagal qn kehty hyn? :(
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Tum daffa karo yaar ..ye lo tumatar aur rohafza bnao :D
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HAHAHA.. Rubi.. now u will face the music :p

=)) wese yar ALi... waqi tum Roh Afza bananey ke liye Tomato le aaey thy?? mene to dekha nahi =))
 
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@thefire1 to @h@!der

Thefire1: lambi umar k liye kya krna chahye?
H@!de:r: shadi
Thefire1: issy kya zindagi lambi hojati hy?
H@!der: Nahi



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Par zindagi lambi lagny lgti hy :D
 
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