Aaj Ka Joke..... :d

[Fanii]

tum ne koi rishwat to nahi di @Hoorain ko yeh hamari places switch karney ke liye??

rishwat kis liye deny laga unhon ne bilkul sahi to likha hai

 

[thefire1]

aik Genreal joke.. dedicated to TM members....

Long time ago, people who sacrifies their SLEEP, FAMILY, FOOD, and other responsbilities in LIFE were called 'SAINTS'

But now they are called.





















































































TM Members

 

[Rubi]

@Hoorain ko telephone py daer tak baat karny ki aadat thi/hy
ek martaba phone aya hoor ny 15 mint hi baat kar k phone band kardiya
bazooka ko ta'ajjub hua to pucha

' ye kiska phone tha bajoO jo itni jldi band hogya? '
Hoor ny bexaari se jawab diya
'WRONG NUMBER tha'

 

[Hoorain]

@Hoorain ko telephone py daer tak baat karny ki aadat thi/hy
ek martaba phone aya hoor ny 15 mint hi baat kar k phone band kardiya
bazooka ko ta'ajjub hua to pucha

' ye kiska phone tha bajoO jo itni jldi band hogya? '
Hoor ny bexaari se jawab diya
'WRONG NUMBER tha'

haha ab bach k rehne

 

[Hoorain]

aik Genreal joke.. dedicated to TM members....

Long time ago, people who sacrifies their SLEEP, FAMILY, FOOD, and other responsbilities in LIFE were called 'SAINTS'

But now they are called.





















































































TM Members

hahaha baat to sach hy magar baat hay ruswayi ki

 

[Hoorain]

Aik joke meri taraf say


Aik Joke meri taraf say....
@h@!der @Rubi @Hoorain aur @Fantasy aik plane main safar kar rahay thay kay aachaanak plane kay pilot @HorrorReturns nay announce kia kay plane kharab ho gaya hay, main tou chala, aap apni apni jaan bacha loo, peechay srif 3 parachute hi hain, ab decide kar lo kay kaun apni jaan bachaana chata hay... yeh keh kar woh plane say parachute liye koooud gayay.....

Fantasy nay kaha kay Haider bhai pehlay jaanay chayeh kiyonki inn ko 30 June ko meeting attend karnii hay....

Haider bolay, nahin meeting ko choRo, meri pyari behan Hoorain ko jaana
chayeh, agar yeh na rahii tou TM kaun sanbhaalay ga...

Hoorain boli nahin, Fantasy iss TM ka mustakbil hay, shayed upcoming staff bhii hay, issay pehlay jaana chayeh....

Rubi nay dil hi dil main kaha, ye lo kar lo baat.....mujhay 'BhuRiya' aur 'faarigh maal' samajh kar koi merii tou baat hi nahin kar raha, unhoon nay foran packet uthaaya aur neechay kood paRiii..

Yeh dekh kar FANTASY hairaat say boolliii... Hi Allah Yeh Rubii nay kia kiya....

sab nay hairat say poocha kiyon....



































































Fantasy boli.... woh parachute kay bajayay mera school ka bag lay kar kouud gayiin hain

hahahah @Rubi

 

[Hoorain]

@h@!der bhai @thefire1 sy
sab log hmyn pagal qn kehty hyn?
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Tum daffa karo yaar ..ye lo tumatar aur rohafza bnao

hahaha great shot

 

[Nighaat]

 

[Rubi]

Bach k rehna ry baba bach k rehna ry
Tujhpy naxar hy

hahahah @Rubi

haha ab bach k rehne

 

[Rubi]

@thefire1 ny kunwaron k club ki membership ka form bharty hue @h@!der se pucha ..
Agar koi member ghalti sy shadi krny ka irtikaab kry to usy kya saza di jayegi?
Haider:
" Ji nhi
Hmary nazdeekh shadi bazat-e-khud bahut badi saza hy ...isky baad ksi saza ki zrurt baqi nhi rehti''

 

[thefire1]

@thefire1 ny kunwaron k club ki membership ka form bharty hue @h@!der se pucha ..
Agar koi member ghalti sy shadi krny ka irtikaab kry to usy kya saza di jayegi?
Haider:
" Ji nhi
Hmary nazdeekh shadi bazat-e-khud bahut badi saza hy ...isky baad ksi saza ki zrurt baqi nhi rehti''

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