Tm Members Review By Shehr-e-tanhayi

shehr-e-tanhayi

Super Magic Jori
Moderator
Aslaamo allaykum
Lijiay @Hoorain siso hum aap k diay gay Task ko poora karne ki maqdoor bhar koshish karne lagay hain.Aap hi btaaiay ga k humeiN kis had tak kamyaabi huyi hai, ya phir wohi baat k jo garjtay hain woh barstay nahi k misdaaq hathi k daan khanay k aur dikhanay k aur waala maamla ho gaya hai. {(jccoffe)}

Haan to hum kehna yeh chaah rahay thay k aap ne humaray
khon paseena aik kar k chun chun kar jama kiay huvay mahavaroN ka rukh humari tarf phair diya hai.YooN to humari toupoN ka rukh humari tarf kar k aap k dil mein laDuu phooT rahay hoN gay aur aap be-chaini se yeh dekhnay ki fikar mein hon gi k aakhir yeh oontni kis karwat bethay gi.Yaad raahy k oontni hum ne seegha e mounas k tor par istmaal ki hai warna asali mahavara to aap janti hi hain k oonT kis karwat bethay ga.(sa)
Haan to hum baat kar rahay thay k jaise hum ne aap ki
gardan phansayi thi , aap ne bhi aao dekha na taao jaisa kaam kartay huvay humein lag bhag bhi nahi, saaray k saaray wohi mahavaray de diay. aray BB yeh to oonT k munh mein zeera dene wali baat kar di aap ne {(cherry)}. Aap ne jab koyi oonch neech nahi dekhi to hum bhi aankheN maathay par rakh lete hain aur aik aik kar k aasteen k saray saanp bahir nikal detay hain.lakin aik baat saaf saaf sun lijiay , bolein to kaan khol kar sun lijiay agar taish aur josh e Khitabat mein humk kisi ki dil azaari ka sabab ban beThein anjaanay mein to abhi teh-e-dil se maazrat khvaa haiN.yooN to humari zuban k aagay koyi Khandaq nahi hai lakin banda bashar haiN, koyi bhool chuuk ho hi jati hai.Aur yeh jo @Ally @Shiraz-Khan @STAR24 @saviou @Fanii @AnadiL @Bird-Of-Paradise Aag laga kar tamasha dekh rahay hain, inn sab ko bhi hum aaRay haathoN lein gay k poochiay hi mat. :mad:Aakhir ko hum nay apnay jalay dil k phapholay bhi to kahiN phoRhnay haiN na!!! Chaliay ab jo Dhool aap ne humaray gallay mein Daal diya hai , uss ko bajanay ki koshish kartay hain kyunkay hath par hath dharay rehne se to kuch honay wala nahi.Aakhir ko hum bhi Thehray jalebi ki tarah seedhay... in mahavaroN ki aisi ki taisi kar deiN gay.Hum jo waziyah tor par mahavaroN ka zikar kar rahay haiN to vaja yeh hai k naam dehindgaan mein se koyi is baat ko dil par na le le k kahin un ka zikar e khair to nahi ho raha.hum ba waja e khouf nahi balkay ba waja e narm-dilli is baat ka zikar kar rahay haiN warna kiya pidi aur kiya pidi ka shorba :mad:huuunh

waise Khuda lagti kahen k jo kaam aap ne humein diya hai iss se humara dil baagh baagh ho gaya hai , humari murda rooh mein jaise jaan paR gayi hai. bilkul waise hi jaise barish k barsne se sookhay dhaanoN par paani paR jaaey. Ab is mein humara to koyi qasoor nahi k humari har baat aap k ooper se guzar rahi hai . Achaaa is se bhi asaan lafzoN mein samjhaaey detay hain k bilkul aisay jaise baarish k cheentay jab murjhaey huvay sabzay par paRtay hain to woh sarsabz ho kar lehranay lagta hai.Theek waisay hi aap k diay is kaam ne hum par asar kiya hai.Hum bhi taza dam ho gay haiN k kuch to karne ko mila.{(book)}
 

shehr-e-tanhayi

Super Magic Jori
Moderator
Ab choonkay baat shuruu ho gayi hai to koyi na koyi fitna sar uThata hi rahay ga aur aik aik kar k saray hi lapaiT mein aatay jaayeN gay . dair ya ba dair sab ko churi talay aana hi hai aakhir ko bakray ki maaN kab tak khair manaaey gi. Bakray se yaad aaya k yeh jo @Shiraz-Khan haiN , kab se tarah tarah k khanay share kar k humaray sabar ka imthaan le rahay haiN. Aakhir kab tak koyi in tasweeroN se dil behlaaey , kisi roz to milo humeiN shaam Dhalay taa k hum paiT bhar k khana khaayen aur sath sath in dishes k naam bhi yaad kar sakeN kyunkay abhi to saara dehaan khanay ki tarf hi hota hai.Hum ne to aap ko cake bnaa kar khilanay ki naiki ki lakin aap ne us ko bhi da
Ab choonkay baat shuruu ho gayi hai to koyi na koyi fitna sar uThata hi rahay ga aur aik aik kar k saray hi lapaiT mein aatay jaayeN gay . dair ya ba dair sab ko churi talay aana hi hai aakhir ko bakray ki maaN kab tak khair manaaey gi. Bakray se yaad aaya k yeh jo @Shiraz-Khan haiN , kab se tarah tarah k khanay share kar k humaray sabar ka imthaan le rahay haiN. Aakhir kab tak koyi in tasweeroN se dil behlaaey , kisi roz to milo humeiN shaam Dhalay taa k hum paiT bhar k khana khaayen aur sath sath in dishes k naam bhi yaad kar sakeN kyunkay abhi to saara dehaan khanay ki tarf hi hota hai.Hum ne to aap ko cake bnaa kar khilanay ki naiki ki lakin aap ne us ko bhi daryaa meiN daal diya.... cake ko nahi naiki ko....aag laga kar tamasha dekhna isi ko to kehtay haiN.Ab choonkay humari toupoN ka rukh in ki tarf ho gaya hai to aik baat saaf saaf keh dena chahtay haiN k hum ne maana k nadaan dost se daaana dushman behtar hota hai magar aisa bhi kiya k sar par hi chaRh kar naachnay lagay. Aik tarf mazay mazay k khaanay aur doosri tarf itnay khoobsorat muqamaat ki tasaweer paish kartay hai k hum to dekh kar dekhtay hi reh jatay hain.Qudrat k khobsorat manaazir humari kamzori haiN lakin ab aap aik baat zehan nasheen kar lijiay k humaray sabar ka pemaana labrez to ho hi chuka ab chhalknay ko bhi beqaraar hai.Hum apnay munh miyaaN miThu nahi bantay lakin Dankay ki choT par btaaey detay haiN k agar ghee seedhi ungliyoN se na niklay to humeiN TeRhi ungliyoN se nikalna bhi aata hai. Ab issay geedaRh bhabki mat samjh lijiay ga. Hum jo kehtay haiN kar k bhi dikhatay haiN .Darne waalay to hum haiN nahi kyunkay jo Dar gaya woh mar gaya..... hum abhi na darne k mood meiN haiN aur na marnay k... Baa shart e kay Allah Taala Ne humara yehi waqat muqarar na kiya ho.:">
Aur @saviou Mohtram yaqeenan soch rahay hoN gay k hum ne apnay turkash k saaray teer @Shiraz-Khan par chala diay aur woh baal baal bach gay, to yeh sara sar in ki ghalat fehmi hai. hum ne har teer par uska nishana ban-nay walay ka naam zehan nasheen kar rakha hai. humeiN aap se bhi hisaab chukaana hai. nahi nahi gaRay murday nahi ukhaaRnay. yeh to abhi taza tareen wardaat ka zikar e khair karne lagay hain.... kuch dil meiN khaTka? ... Nahi?...... Hum yaad karwaaey detay haiN. biriyaani ka poora degcha... aur kisi aik daanay par bhi humara naam na tha ... kaise kaise saanp na looutay humaray dil e naa-tawaN par =((... aap kaise andaza kar saktay haiN bhala...hadh hoti hai sitam-gari ki bhi ...Hum jalebi jaise seedhay sahi lakin ab aise bhi seedhay nahi k har koyi humaray hi dil e natawaaN ko mashq-e-sitam bnaaey. Iss maamlay meiN STAR24 bhi kisi se kam nahi haiN.Woh bhi aap logoN k shana ba shaana khaRi haiN. lakin un se to hum unki baari par nimaTeiN gay pehle aao se to do do haath kar leiN. Jis jis ne jo jo boyaa hai , ussay kaaTna hi ho ga. Hum billi choohay k iss khel ko yooN khatam nahi honay deiN gay. HaaN To Humara itni lambi taqreer jhaaRhne ka maqsad yeh hai k ab koyi mazeed biriyani shiriyani share kar k humara sabar mat aazmaaiay ga. aur koyi bhi niya fitna uThanay se parhez kijiay ga. Bas yaad rakhiay to itna k 4 din ki chandni k baad andheri raat hoti hai. Sada aap hi ka jhanDa ooncha nahi rahay ga. Humaray bhi din phireN gay. Humari is bijli k choolhay se jaan chooTne ki dair hai bas... phir hum bhi nit naey pakwaan paish kar k aap ko aap hi k haathoN ki ungliya Chabanay par majboor na kar diya to naam badal dijiay ga.
Biriyani wali baat to jaise humaray kalejay ko chhalni hi kar gayi hai ... lakin kis kis ka shikwa kareN yahan to aaway ka aawa hi bigRa huva hai. koyi humeiMN jhootay munh bhi nahi poochta .Maana k humeiN yahaN aaey juma juma 8 din huvay haiN lakin ab aa hi chukay haiN aur vapni gardan yaahN phansa hi chukay haiN to aap logoN ko bhi gallay paRa yeh Dhool bajana hi paRay ga. Aakhir bakray ki maaN kab tak khair manaaey gi aik din to churi k neeche aaey gi. Ab to jo ho ga dekha jaey ga. Aap log apnay teer aazmaiay , hum apna zor e baazu aazmatay haiN. Himmat e mardaaN madad e Khuda k teht jab tak dam meiN dam hai, hum kheencha taani to kartay hi raheN gay aur is kheencha taani meiN bhagtay chor ki langoTi ki tarah chahay biriyani ki aik booTi hi kyun na haath lagay. Aakhir ko muftm ki booTi shehr-e-tanhayi k liay bhi halal hi ho gi na :D
Umeed par hi duniya qaayem hai aur hum bhi issi umeed k k dam se houslay qaayem rakhay huvay haiN ... waise bhi ab le de se kaam nahi chalne waala. Jab sab aik hi thaali k chaTay baTay haiN to hum kaahay ko murawat se kaam leiN hum bhi aankheN maathay par rakh lete haiN aur dosroN ka rang pakaRtay huvay tota chashm ban jatay haiN.Tootay k zikar se yaad aaya k yahaN humaray aik pyaray se bhai bhi haiN jo humein miyaN miTThu jaise achay lagtay haiN . agar ab bhi nahi pehchanay to hum btaaey detay haiN k hum apnay pyaray se achay se @Fanii bhai ka zikar kar rahay haiN.Kehne ko yeh humaray bhai lakin lakin yeh bhi dushmanoN ki qitaar meiN humaray khilaaf hamesha mourcha lagaey bethay rehtay haiN.KahiN @AnadiL , kahiN @Aaylaaaaa kahiN @Sweeta aur kahiN @Bird-Of-Paradise k saath DeRh einT ki masjid banaey Khush gapiyoN meiN masroof rehtay haiN. Lakin jab hum apnay hum-Mizaaj logoN k sath Khush Mizaji ka muzahira kareN to kuch na kuch jalli kaTTi suna hi Daltay haiN.InheiN koun samjhaaey k daryaa meiN reh kar magar mach se bair nahi rakha kartay. Ab hum ne agar khud ko magar machh keh hi Daala hai to saaray dam ba khud kyuN haiN ? Aisa sanaaTa chha gaya hai k suyi girne ki awaaz bhi saaf sunaayi de...Maano k jaise saanp hi soongh gaya ho.
HaaN to hum keh rahay thay k sab apni apni ToliyaN bnaaey Khush gapiyoN meiN lagay rehtay haiN. Hum shikwa kareN to Aakhir Kis Se KareN? Koyi Jaan Pehchaan wala nazar hi nahi aata to hum Munhzor saanD ki tarah jidhar ko seengh samatay haiN , ghusay chalay jatay haiN. Bhala kab tak haath par haath dharay doosroN ki shakaleiN dekhtay raheN?Aakhir aap is baat ko kyuN nahi samjh letay k yeh koyi kisi k pushtaini threads to haiN nahi k in par sirf aap hi ki ajaara dari ho..... yeh hum sab k mushtaraka khaatay haiN jin ko hum ne apnay amaal se bharna hai. Amaal se yaad aaya k yahaN TM par aik amal bahot acha hai. ALERTS ka amal... huma=eiN to jaise hi koyi aisa peghaam aaey to hum jaise k taise wahaN pohnch jatay haiN. Yeh alag baat k wahaN walay ne humaray hazaaroN bulaaway k bavajood kabhi humaray kisi thread mein jhaank tak k na dekha ho.Khair hum yahaN kisi se gilla shikwa karnay to nahi aaey Kyunkay iss tarah @Aks_ Aur @Bird-Of-Paradise jaise masoom log bhi lapait mein aa jatay haiN.Halaankay yeh to KHUDA aur USS k baad TM ki seedhi saadhi mekhlooq haiN kay duniya ki saari sadgi innk agay paani bharti nazar aati hai. Ab to aap samjh hi gay hoN gay na k kisi k rupaosh honay ka koyi faayida nahi honay wala kyunkay hum Allah k fazal se Uqaabi nazar rakhtay haiN... samjhiay to uRti chiRiya k par gin lete haiN.
Aur aaj to hum saaray kaam kaaj kal par daal kar aasteeneiN chaRha kar maidaan e jung meiN utray hain Tou kisim ko humeiN aankheN nikal kar dekhnay ki zarorat nahi hai. Koyi dekhay bhi to humeiN kiya...hum aisi waisi baatoN ko ehmiyyat detay hi nahi. Tou asal zarorat is baat ki hai k hum jo kehna chah rahay haiN , ussay damm saadhay sun lijiay aur palluu mein baandh lijiay. Abhi kuch bigRa nahi hai to hosh k naakhun lijiay balkay apnay hawaasoN ka sadqa dijiay. ab zaroor aap humeiN dil hi dil meiN bura bhala kehtay huvay tilmila rahay hoN gay k humari billi humhi se miyaow miyaow kiay ja rahi hai. Aap ko jo sochna hai, sochiay kyunkay hum par to koyi asar nahi honay wala... chiknay ghaRay jo thehray.:D

Aur aik yeh haiN humari saggi wali... @STAR24 siso... itni saada dil haiN k koyi bhi sheeshay meiN utaar lay. Halankay kisi ko sheeshay meiN utarna koyi Khala jee ka ghar nahi hai. yahan sara qasoor in ki saada mizaji ka hai jaise lakk thirkda jaaey meiN saara qasoor uchi addi (High Heel) ka hai. Yeh bhi apnay naam ki aik haiN. Jab Aalam e kaayinaat k saaray anaasir sonay ko hotay haiN, yeh TimTimati huyi aa jati haiN . Kabhi kabhi yeh bhi humeiN dushmanoN ki saff meiN khari nazar aati haiN jaisa k haal hi meiN inhoN ne qisam qisam k muragan khaanoN ki tasaweer paish ki haiN k humaray ilawa baaqi mohtarmeen ki bhi raal tapknay lagi. Naam le kar hum kisi ko sharminda nahi kareN gay Kyunkay sabhi aaqal o zaheen haiN yahaN. Aur woh apnay girebaan meiN khud hi jhaank kar dekh saktay haiN ko hum kisi qisam ki mubaligha araayi se kaam nahi le rahay. Kehnay ka maqsad yeh hai k humatri yeh behn iss baat se achi tarah waaqif haiN k
Jis k haath meiN doyii uss ka har koyi
lakin behn jee kisi bhool meiN na rahiay ga kyunkay hum bhi ba-khoobi jaantay haiN k jis k haath laaThi to bhains bhi usi ki...ab hum nay alfaaz ki jo laaThi sambhaal li hai to jo bhi zad mein aey, hum andha dhund barsatay jaayeN gay.Kyunkay apna to aik hi asool hai k jab tak hum par kisi k johar na khuleioN, hum kisi ko sar aankhoN par nahi bithaya kartay. Aur yeh baat to kabhi bardasht hi nahi kar saktay k koyi humeiN aankheN dikhaey . YooN bhi koyi hum se TU TU MAIN MAIN karne ki sochay bhi to hum usay chuTkiyoN meiN uRa diya kartay haiN.HumeiN neecha dikhana koyi Khala jee ka ghar nahi hai. Khala jee k zikar se zehan meiN aik aur member ka khyaal aaya hai aur woh haiN @Ha In se humari Takar @STAR24 k karwaey aik Muqabla MeiN huyi jis meiN yeh bhi humaray mukhalif khel rahay thay. chalay thay hum se muqabla karne.... aray bhai hum to kaheN gay kiya pidi aur kiya pidi ka shorba.. balkay yeh kehna zyada munasib lag raha hai
kaise kaise log humaray dil ko jalanay aa jatay haiN
Dil par mat lijiay ga lakin Khuda lagti kehtay haiN k yeh koyi GuRiya Guday ka khel nahi hai jis ko har eraa ghaira khailnay lagay,,, baRay daao paich Aazmanay paRtay haiN. Yoon kahiay k mout ko dawat dene k barabar hai. Zara ghalat samjha to matlab hi ulTa paR gaya. Ajji hum to kehtay haiN k jaan hai to jahaan hai. Aap ko shayed is baat ka zooam ho ga k TM par zyada haq aap ka hai to is gumaan ko zehan se nikaal dijiay. Maana k aap hum se pehle aaey lakin kuch aisa farq bhi nahi ho ga. Ab bhala unees bees ka farq bhi bhala koyi farq hai jisay qaabil e tavaja gardaana jaaey. Albata qaabil e tavaja yahaN ki mezbaan @AnadiL HaiN Jo Talk Shalk meiN bulati to haiN lakin chai ka aik cup aur aik cup cake samnay rakh kar jaise mehmaanoN k sabar ka imthaan leti haiN k jo taqatwar ho ga, us k hisay meiN yeh iklota cup aa jaey ga. Sach btaaiay kabhi aap ne sher aur bakri ko aik ghaaT pani peete dekha hai? To phir apnay Thread ko kyun maidaan e karzaar bnanay ki nakaam sayi karti haiN? YooN to hum kisi bhi baat ka gilla shikwa nahi kartay lakin jab baat chai ki chaah ki ho to hum kisi bhi qisam ka samjhota karne se qaasir hotay haiN. yeh humari dukhti ragg ko chaiRhnay wali baat hai. Dukh se yaad aaya k hum ne EID k mouqa par aik EID MEHFIL sajayi hai aur iss meiN humeiN bahot saaray dukh dard se bharpoor ashaar paRhnay ko milay haiN. Hairaan mat hoN kyunkay ashaar dukh dard se Khaali hoN to chai ki piayaali bhi maza nahi deti. Haan to hum btaanay ja rahay thay k yeh Khoobsorat maarka Sar-anjaam diya hai humaray aik bhai @muttalib ne. Inn se humaray bhai charay ki buniyaad bhi issi thread meiN paRi. Bahot shukria bhai humari Mehfil ko 4 chaand laganay ka. Aray bhai hairaan pareshaan nahi hoN. hum nay inn logoN k baRh chaRh kar bolne ki vaja se apnay munh par laga chup ka qufal toRa hai warna hum to bahot kam-go haiN.Khuda-ra aap yahaN bhaant bhaant ki boliyaN bolne waaloN ki takraar se ghabra kar bhaag na jaana warna hum kahaN khaak chaantay phireN gay aap ki talash meiN.
Abhi humein apnay aik aur piyaray bhai @@fahadhassan ka bhi zikar e khair karna hai . Yeh humaray woh bhai haiN jinhoN maheena bhar pehle TM se izhaar e mohab karne par aik Titel se nawaza tha.. yad hai na?aAj om aik bar phr wisy oi mwD miN oiN awr as ka sehra humari piyari behna @Hoorain k sar hai jinhoN ne chingari ko hava di balkay shooloN ko bhaRkaya hai. To kehna yeh tha k aap mahavaroN k is hajoom meiN apnay hawaas na choR dijiay ga. Jaantay haiN k yahaN til Dharnay ko jaga nahi lakin aap jahaN seeng samaayeN us tarf bhagnay ki bajaey apni gardan oonT ki tarah Khaimay meiN karne ki fikar kijiay baaqi jaga khud hi mil jaaey gi. Ab in baatoN ko palluu se baandh kar amal ka tahiyya bhi kar lijiay warna baat haath se nikal gayi to naiki to barbaad ho gi hi, gunaah bhi laazim ho jaey ga. jido johad karne se hi kamyaabi qadam choomti hai.
Hum kabhi bhi aankh oojhal pahaaR oojhal wali kahawat par yaqeen nahi kartay kyunkay humara maan-na hai k koyi moujood ho ya aankh se oojhal , agar woh aap k dil mein jagah rakhta hai to aap zaroor uski ghair moujodagi men bhi uska zikar kartay haiN. Ab yeh alag baat k humaray iss zikar se humaray piyaray bhai @zaryaab aur humarin achi si behnoN @Aaylaaaaa @Parisa_@whiterose aur @Syeda-Hilya ko aik saath cheenkheiN shuruu ho jaayeN . Yeh billi k bhaagoN cheenka Toota wala cheenkein na samjh lijiay ga. Humara matlab hai k humaray yaad karne se unheN jo cheenkeiN aayeN gi, hum un ka zikar kar rahay haiN. In LogoN ko dekhne k liay hum ungliyoN par din shumaar kartay rehtay haiN . jab yeh log ghaayeb hotay haiN to dinoN tak jaise rasta hi bhool jatay haiN yahaN ka... woh sab to apnay gharoN meiN chain ki baansuri baja rahay hoN gay aur hum haiN k unki yaad meiN umeed k diay jalaey beThay haiN k woh hotay to aisa hota woh hotay to waisa hota . humaray is woh woh ka matlab humaray ooper biyaan karda Moazzaz bhai behn haiN.Yeh loag hotay to humaray sath hotay to humaray kandhay se kanda mila k kharay hotay , humari housla afzaayi kartay huvay humaray sath mil kar mourchay sambhaal kar dushmanoN k daant khaTay karne meiN humari madad kartay. Jin ko lagay k hum ne un ka shumaar dushmanoN meinN kiya hai, hum un se maazrat khvaa haiN.

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shehr-e-tanhayi

Super Magic Jori
Moderator
Lo bhala humari bhi aqal jaise ghaas charne chali gayi hai , hum yahan TM k top poster @Ally ki khidmaat bhi hasil kar saktay haiN Lhidmaat ka lafz humaray TM meiN shamil honay k roz e awwal hi se hai.
Iss ki vaja yeh hai k pehle in ka nick Devilz Advocate huva karta tha. Kaafi arsa tak hum inheN yahaN k Devilz ka Advocate samjhtay rahay. phir shaayed in ki 6th hiss ne inheN iss baat se agaah kar diya jo inhoN ne apna nick badal liya.Haan to hum keh rahay thay k advocate ka kaam hai mulzimaan ki Khidmaat karna... to bas isi havalay se jab aap logoN ne mil jul kar humeiN katehray meiN khaRa kar hi dalaa hai to hum inheiN bulanay k liay aik sher arz kartay haiN. Sher o shayeri se inki dilchaspi koyi dhaki chupi baat to nahi. haan to hum arz kar rahay haiN
Tum aaey ho madad ko yeh hum ne maana
na karo aThkeliyaN ab baandho nishana
Aray sher suna to diya... aisay kyuN muztarib huvay ja rahay haiN aap ? Zara churi talay damm to lijiay aap ...humaray haath mein koyi Alladin ka chiragh to hai nahi k jin ko haazir kareN aur us se kaheN k Ay jin bhai hum jantay haiN k tum Heeray jawahiraat laa saktay ho lakin kahiN se ashaar ka aik Toukra bhi laa do. Ab yeh to jin ko ehsaas e jurm meiN mubtla karne wali baat ho gi naa k woh aisa hukam baja na laa sakay aur waapis chiraagh ko apna maskan bana le.
Aray yoN sar thaam k mat kharay ho...humeiN jaldi meiN yehi misaal soojhi hai asi ko ghaneemat samjh lijiay . Khuda ra sar haathoN mein mat giraaiay kyunkay yeh humeiN aik aankh nahi bhaata ko koyi himmat haaray yaa phir yooN bidak kar peechay haTay k humeiN khud par hi shak honay lagay k hum se aisi kiya gustakhi sarzad ho gayi jo mizaaj barhum kar gayi.YooN to hum hamesha kuch ulta seedha bolne se pehle hi hifz e maataqadam k tor par maazrat kar lete haiN lakin phir bhi anjanay meiN koyi bhool chuuk ho bhi gayi ho to dil par lene ki kiya zarorat.
ATHkeliyaN se humeiN sab ki ladli @Guriya_Rani ki aThkeliyaN yaad aa gayeeNkisi jaga woh mazahiya shayeri post kar rahi hoti haiN aur kahiN romantic shayeri ... bas kuch na kuch rounaq lagaey hi rakhti haiN.jaise @Just_Like_Roze bhi apnay shayeri k umdah intkhaab se TM ko chaar chaar nahi balkay aath aath chaand lagaey rakhtay haiN.
Ab soorat e haal kuch yooN ho chali hai k jaise jaise hum mahavaraat k gardaab se nikalna chahtay haiN itna hi aur dhanstay chalay jaa rahay haiN.nakaami aaRay aa rahi hai. Yeh to wohi baat ho rahi hai k mahavaray kambal huvay jaa rahay haiN. Aik choTa sa mazmoon likhne beThay thay k in mahavarat ki andha dhund aamad se shaitaan ki aant ho kar reh gaya hai.Khair hum bhi aam k aam aur GhuTliyoN k daam valay maqoolay par amal kartay huvay is aik teer se 2 shikaar kartay haiN,. Waise bhi hum kisi aur ka bura bhala na socheiN lakin in k sath hum koyi zyadati nahi kar saktay. Aakhir ko humara aur in ka choli daaman ka sath hai. Ab inn masoomoN k sath to hum Dandi maarne se rahay. Ab aap logoN meiN koun sa surKhaab k par lagay haiN jo hum aap logoN se haar maan leiN. Hum ne to Thaan li hai k koyi aaTh aaTh aanso bahaaey ya kisi ka jigar chalni ho, koyi aaheN bharay yaa kisi k sar se lag kar talwoN meiN bujhay , hum apnay baRhtay qadam peecjay haTanay walay nahi. yeh sab aap logoN ka hi kiya dhara hai.Ab sherni k munh ko khoon laga diya hai to is meiN humara kiya dosh.Sach poochiay to yeh humari kamzori hai. Kabhi kabhi to humeN lagta hai k jaise humari ragoN meiN Khon ki bjaaey mahavaray hi doR rahay hoN ... mahavaratn nahi haqeeqatan.InhoN ne jo humaray dil o dimagh ko roshan kar rakha hai

to ab hum iss sab par akelay qabza nahi jamaaey rakhnay waalay. Haan To humaray moazazeen @STAR24 @saviou @Shiraz-Khan & @AnadiL aap loag kamar kas lijiay kyunkay abhi hum aap se jo kehne walay haiN usay sun kar aap ko waqati jhaTka lagay ga lakin sambhal jaayeN gay jaldi. Haan To Apnay haathoN k tootay mat uRnay dijiay . Agar kisi mk haath paaoN Thanday paR arhay haiN o Sabar ka daaman thaamay rakhiay aur Khabardar jo kisi ne haath uTha kar humeN kosnay ka socha bhi.waqat tang hai warna hum aap ko kuch sabz baagh dikhatay lakin hum jaantay hain k hum ne kuch kehne ki koshish bhi ki to aap humaray peeche haath dho k paR jaayeN gay to aisay meiN hum kahaN panaah leiN gay. HaaN to yeh jaal jo hum aap logoN k liay bicha rahay haiN aur jis k liay hum itni lambi tamheed baandh rahay haiN to iss se aagay ka kaam aap logoN ka hai. hum ne to bas yeh dekhna hai k koun kitnay paani meiN hai.aur kis k ssitaray gardish meiN haiN. Kehne ko to hum yooN bhi keh saktay thay k hum ne aap logoN k liay gaRha khood diya hai lakin Dheeraj rakhiay ab hum aisay bhi nadaan nahi haiN k jaantay hi na hoN k doosroN k liay gaRha khodnay wala khud hi gaRhay meiN ja girta hai.
Aap achi tarah jaan gay hoN gay k hum mukhtasir aur naap tolmkar baat karne k adi haiN aur bilavaja kisi bhi maamlay meiN Taang aRanay se hatal maqduur duur hi rehtay haiN. albata agar koyi jaan boojh kar humaray raastay ki dewaar ban-nay ki koshish karay to phir hum bhi jaan hatheli par le kar yooN taak taak kar teer nishanay par lagatay haiN k samnay wala thali k baingun ki tarah luRhkta huva na idhar ka rehta hai na udhar ka ... Ab is meiN yoN Tukar Tukar Dekhnay ki kiya baat? jaisa karo gay waisa bharo gay naa!!!
HaaN To Aap LogoN ko humaray kehnay par jo bhi kehna ho, humari baatoN mein jo bhi meen meekh nikalni ho, nikaliay... albata peeTh peechay kisi bhi qisam ki nukta cheeni se parhez kijiay. hum munh meiN aayi baat ko rok nahi patay warna daantoN k neeche zubaan de detay magar kiya kareN k aadat se majboor haiN. Ab jo jo bhi lapaiT meiN aaya hai woh sar par kafan baand le kyunkay hum naak par makhi na bethnay dene waaloN ka naatqa band karne walay haiN . yooN to kaha jata hai k sab ko aik laaThi se nahi haanka jata magar hum Thehray insaaf ka parchaar karne waalay ... hum sab ko Mehmood O Ayaaz ki tarah aik hi saff meiN khaRa samjhtay haiN. is liay bina mard o zann ya ohday ki teKhsees kiay sab ko aik hi Task sounp rahay haiN. Heraan na hoN aap logoN ne humaray liay jaal bichaya aur hum ne apna task poora karne k sath sath aap logoN par hi ulaT diya. aik teer se do shikaar... nahi nahi aap logoN k kaan nahi baj rahay. hum aap chaaroN hi se keh rahay haiN Ab utariay apnay hathiyaaroN samait medaan e Tafrteh Mella meiN. pata to chalay k aap kiya gul khilatay haiN.
Ab is se pehle k baat mazeed tool pakaray hum aap ko btatay chaleiN k yahaN aap ne sirf housla pakaRna hai .Asali kaam jahan karna hai wahan ka naqsha aap ko samjha diya jaaey ga. Aur kaam poora na honay ki soorat meiN kuch sharaayet bhi haiN jo aap ko saza ki soorat milne ka andesha hai.
@Hoorain siso hum ne apna task poora kar liya na?
ohh haan hum keh rahay thay k aik teer se 2 shikaar... hum ne aik teer se 3 shikaar kiay.
Apna task poora kiya.
4 staff members ko task diya
aur TM k members kay baaray apna izhaar e khyaal kiya.
Ab hum ne aap ka kaha poora kiya.. ab aap humaray sath mil kar in chaaroN se do do hath karne meiN humari madad Kijiay ... aag hum lagatay haiN aap jalti par tail daalti jaaiay.
 
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Shiraz-Khan

Super Magic Jori
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WS... maar dia larki /:)

Sub Oper Shehr-e-Tanhayi k kaarname Dekhu!!!
wese bht mehnat ki hey... roman urdu or pir khalis urdu.... zabardast... chaahgae aap tu... Impressive n welldone!!!

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khalid_khan

Active Member
Mere dushman bhi,mere murid hain shayad,
Waqt bewaqt mera naam liya karthe hain.
Meri gali se guzrte haim chupa ke khnzrkhnzr,
Ru-ba-Ru hone pr sallam kiya karte hain.
 

Hoorain

*In search of Oyster Pearls*
VIP
wahhhh Tanhayi bohat umdaa,,Bohat zabardast likha apne maza aaya parh k Muhavron ka bakhoobi istamal kiya parhte huye feel ho rha tha kisi professional writer ne likha hy,,,,,, isse kehte hain Smart work with hardwork :-bd
Likhti rahiye ;)
 
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Bird-Of-Paradise

TM ki Birdie
VIP
Aslaamo allaykum
Lijiay @Hoorain siso hum aap k diay gay Task ko poora karne ki maqdoor bhar koshish karne lagay hain.Aap hi btaaiay ga k humeiN kis had tak kamyaabi huyi hai, ya phir wohi baat k jo garjtay hain woh barstay nahi k misdaaq hathi k daan khanay k aur dikhanay k aur waala maamla ho gaya hai. {(jccoffe)}

Haan to hum kehna yeh chaah rahay thay k aap ne humaray
khon paseena aik kar k chun chun kar jama kiay huvay mahavaroN ka rukh humari tarf phair diya hai.YooN to humari toupoN ka rukh humari tarf kar k aap k dil mein laDuu phooT rahay hoN gay aur aap be-chaini se yeh dekhnay ki fikar mein hon gi k aakhir yeh oontni kis karwat bethay gi.Yaad raahy k oontni hum ne seegha e mounas k tor par istmaal ki hai warna asali mahavara to aap janti hi hain k oonT kis karwat bethay ga.(sa)
Haan to hum baat kar rahay thay k jaise hum ne aap ki
gardan phansayi thi , aap ne bhi aao dekha na taao jaisa kaam kartay huvay humein lag bhag bhi nahi, saaray k saaray wohi mahavaray de diay. aray BB yeh to oonT k munh mein zeera dene wali baat kar di aap ne {(cherry)}. Aap ne jab koyi oonch neech nahi dekhi to hum bhi aankheN maathay par rakh lete hain aur aik aik kar k aasteen k saray saanp bahir nikal detay hain.lakin aik baat saaf saaf sun lijiay , bolein to kaan khol kar sun lijiay agar taish aur josh e Khitabat mein humk kisi ki dil azaari ka sabab ban beThein anjaanay mein to abhi teh-e-dil se maazrat khvaa haiN.yooN to humari zuban k aagay koyi Khandaq nahi hai lakin banda bashar haiN, koyi bhool chuuk ho hi jati hai.Aur yeh jo @Ally @Shiraz-Khan @STAR24 @saviou @Fanii @AnadiL @Bird-Of-Paradise Aag laga kar tamasha dekh rahay hain, inn sab ko bhi hum aaRay haathoN lein gay k poochiay hi mat. :mad:Aakhir ko hum nay apnay jalay dil k phapholay bhi to kahiN phoRhnay haiN na!!! Chaliay ab jo Dhool aap ne humaray gallay mein Daal diya hai , uss ko bajanay ki koshish kartay hain kyunkay hath par hath dharay rehne se to kuch honay wala nahi.Aakhir ko hum bhi Thehray jalebi ki tarah seedhay... in mahavaroN ki aisi ki taisi kar deiN gay.Hum jo waziyah tor par mahavaroN ka zikar kar rahay haiN to vaja yeh hai k naam dehindgaan mein se koyi is baat ko dil par na le le k kahin un ka zikar e khair to nahi ho raha.hum ba waja e khouf nahi balkay ba waja e narm-dilli is baat ka zikar kar rahay haiN warna kiya pidi aur kiya pidi ka shorba :mad:huuunh

waise Khuda lagti kahen k jo kaam aap ne humein diya hai iss se humara dil baagh baagh ho gaya hai , humari murda rooh mein jaise jaan paR gayi hai. bilkul waise hi jaise barish k barsne se sookhay dhaanoN par paani paR jaaey. Ab is mein humara to koyi qasoor nahi k humari har baat aap k ooper se guzar rahi hai . Achaaa is se bhi asaan lafzoN mein samjhaaey detay hain k bilkul aisay jaise baarish k cheentay jab murjhaey huvay sabzay par paRtay hain to woh sarsabz ho kar lehranay lagta hai.Theek waisay hi aap k diay is kaam ne hum par asar kiya hai.Hum bhi taza dam ho gay haiN k kuch to karne ko mila.{(book)}
:eek: konsi aag laga k tamasha dekha :s
Awesome writing :p
Tussi great ho ;;)
 

shehr-e-tanhayi

Super Magic Jori
Moderator
wahhhh Tanhayi bohat umdaa,,Bohat zabardast likha apne maza aaya parh k Muhavron ka bakhoobi istamal kiya parhte huye feel ho rha tha kisi professional writer ne likha hy,,,,,, isse kehte hain Smart work with hardwork :-bd
Likhti rahiye ;)
Thank u @Hoorain siso.... sab aap logoN ki housla afzaayi hai k hum phir se apna dimagh istmaal karne lagay haiN... yaqeen kareN gi k yeh sara aik waqat mein likha hai..... Roman Bhi Aur Urdu Bhi.... Kisi Ki Neend bhi Kharab Kiay Rakhi Jis K Liay Hum Un K Mashkoor HaiN ...
Aur Yeh Sab Hum Nay Kiya .........kis liay? aap ne humeiN task jo diya tha :-bd
Aur Challange Qabool kar ne mein hum apni aur doosroN ki jaan aik kar detay haiN (sa)({sad)}
 

Hoorain

*In search of Oyster Pearls*
VIP
Thank u @Hoorain siso.... sab aap logoN ki housla afzaayi hai k hum phir se apna dimagh istmaal karne lagay haiN... yaqeen kareN gi k yeh sara aik waqat mein likha hai..... Roman Bhi Aur Urdu Bhi.... Kisi Ki Neend bhi Kharab Kiay Rakhi Jis K Liay Hum Un K Mashkoor HaiN ...
Aur Yeh Sab Hum Nay Kiya .........kis liay? aap ne humeiN task jo diya tha :-bd
Aur Challange Qabool kar ne mein hum apni aur doosroN ki jaan aik kar detay haiN (sa)({sad)}
lolx ji wo to dikh rha hy,,,;)
bohat achi effort thi apki b aur jinki apne neend khrab ki unki b,,,well done both of u :)
 

Shiraz-Khan

Super Magic Jori
Hot Shot
Agar hum jeetey tu hamara inaam kia hoga? :p


ye rae hamari koshish with mahavaron k jumle :p

1. jo garajte hein wo baraste nae.(ilaqe ki meeting mey ik uncle bht barhcharh ker bolrahey the k mey khud ye shikayat wazeer sey karonga.. jab wazeer k samne paish hoey tu jo garajte hein wo baraste nae wala mamla hoa)
2. Hathi k dant khane k or dikhane k or(paros village k logo ka maamla tu hathi k dant khane k or dikhane k or wala hey.. mehmaan nawazi aala or peechey burae kerte hein)
3. Khoon paseena ik kerna...(Shehr-r-tanhae ne khoon paseena ik ker k ye post banae)
4. Toupn ka rukh (kalse shehr-e-tanhae ki toupon ka rukh shiraz or saviou bro ki taraf hey :p)
5. Laddu phootna (shiraz ki shadi ki date tey hotey hi TM walo k dilo me laddu photne lage. =))
6. oont kis karwat bethega (2 wazeer-e-aazam short listed hein ik bura hey or ik acha insan hey... ab dekhna ye hey k oont kis karwat bethayga)
7. Gardan phasana (shiraz office k akser kaamo mey zabardasti gardan phasa deta hey. )
8. oont k mo mey zeera dena
9. ankhen maathe per rakhna (shiraz ney pizza ki farmaesh shehr-e-tanhae sey ki tu @Hoorain sis ki tarah ankhen maathe per rakhli /:)
10.zaban k aagay khanda
11. aag lagana (aksar khandaan mey ik anty ac hoti hein jin ka kaam hi aapas me aag lagana hota hey)
12. aarey hathu lena
13. jaley dil k phapoore phorna
14. galey mey dhool dalna
15. hath per hath dhare rehna
16. jalebi ki tarah seedhi
17. kia paddi or kia paddi ka shorba
18. dil bagh bagh hojana (@AnadiL ne mere liye chocolate cake banaya jis ko dekh ker mera dil bagh bagh hogaya)
19. murda rooh hojana (aslam aisa murda rooh hogaya hey k baar baar fail honey per b us per jo taq nae hoti)
20. deir ya badeir
21. chori taley ana (ik bacha daily meri dukaan sey tofees chori ker tha.. mene CCTV camera lagaya tu wo meri chohri taley aagaya) :p
22. bakre ki maa kab tak kher manaegi (@Hoorain sis mere liye kaddu ka halwa nae banati hein per hamari dua hey k baad mey dosre ghar wale kafi shoqeen hun tu pir me b dekhta hun bakre ki maa kab taq kher manati hey.. shorry =))
23. naiki ker darya me daal (@Blue_Sky k sath kuch b acha kerlu per naiki ker k darya mey daalne wali baat hoti hey)
24. nadaan dost daana duushman
25. sir charh ker naachna
26. sabar ka pemaana labrez hona
27. miyaan mitthu banna
28. dankey ki chot (shehr-e-tanhae ki aksar dankey ki chot wali baaten bomb phenkne se kam nae hoti =))
29. seedhi ongli sey nae tu tairi ongli
30. geedarh bhapki
31. kisi per teer chalana (Shehr-e-tanhae k aksar meethay or dankey ki chot wale teer hamari taraf hi chalte hein)
32. baal baal bach jana
33. garey murdey okhaarna
34. dil mey kuch khatka
35. saanp na lotey hamare diley na tawaan per
36. jalebi ki tarah seedhey (shehr-e-tanhae hamarey TM ki jalebi ki tarah seedhi anty hain hahahahahah =))
37. dil-e-natawwn ko mashke sitam banana
38. du du haath hojaeyn
39. jo jo boya isey kantna hi hoga
40. taqreeren jhaarna. (@Abidi bro ka kaam ab sirf taqreeren jhaarna rehgaya hey :p )
41. chaar din ki chandni pir andheri raat
42. jhanda oncha rehna
43. ongliyan chabana
44. kalejay ko chalni kerna
45. aawey ka aawa hi bigra howa hey
46. jhoote mo pochna
47. zoore bazu azmana
48. bhagte chor ki langhoti
49. teer nishane per lagna
50. thaali ka bengan
21. jaan hatheli per rakhna.
52. khoon paseena ik kerna
53. ghara khodna
54. jaal bichana
55. naap tol ker baat kerna
56. takr taker dekhna..
57. jesa karoge wesa bharogey
58. mekh nikalna
59. ik hi saf mey khare hona
60. jaal bichaya
61. jalti per tail dalna
62. gul khilana
63. hathyaaru sey lais hona
64. ik teer sey du nishane
65. sir per kafan bandhna
 
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khalid_khan

Active Member
Agar hum jeetey tu hamara inaam kia hoga? :p


ye rae hamari koshish with mahavaron k jumle :p

1. jo garajte hein wo baraste nae.(ilaqe ki meeting mey ik uncle bht barhcharh ker bolrahey the k mey khud ye shikayat wazeer sey karonga.. jab wazeer k samne paish hoey tu jo garajte hein wo baraste nae wala mamla hoa)
2. Hathi k dant khane k or dikhane k or(paros village k logo ka maamla tu hathi k dant khane k or dikhane k or wala hey.. mehmaan nawazi aala or peechey burae kerte hein)
3. Khoon paseena ik kerna...(Shehr-r-tanhae ne khoon paseena ik ker k ye post banae)
4. Toupn ka rukh (kalse shehr-e-tanhae ki toupon ka rukh shiraz or saviou bro ki taraf hey :p)
5. Laddu phootna (shiraz ki shadi ki date tey hotey hi TM walo k dilo me laddu photne lage. =))
6. oont kis karwat bethega (2 wazeer-e-aazam short listed hein ik bura hey or ik acha insan hey... ab dekhna ye hey k oont kis karwat bethayga)
7. Gardan phasana (shiraz office k akser kaamo mey zabardasti gardan phasa deta hey. )
8. oont k mo mey zeera dena
9. ankhen maathe per rakhna (shiraz ney pizza ki farmaesh shehr-e-tanhae sey ki tu @Hoorain sis ki tarah ankhen maathe per rakhli /:)
10.zaban k aagay khanda
11. aag lagana (aksar khandaan mey ik anty ac hoti hein jin ka kaam hi aapas me aag lagana hota hey)
12. aarey hathu lena
13. jaley dil k phapoore phorna
14. galey mey dhool dalna
15. hath per hath dhare rehna
16. jalebi ki tarah seedhi
17. kia paddi or kia paddi ka shorba
18. dil bagh bagh hojana (@AnadiL ne mere liye chocolate cake banaya jis ko dekh ker mera dil bagh bagh hogaya)
19. murda rooh hojana (aslam aisa murda rooh hogaya hey k baar baar fail honey per b us per jo taq nae hoti)
20. deir ya badeir
21. chori taley ana (ik bacha daily meri dukaan sey tofees chori ker tha.. mene CCTV camera lagaya tu wo meri chohri taley aagaya) :p
22. bakre ki maa kab tak kher manaegi (@Hoorain sis mere liye kaddu ka halwa nae banati hein per hamari dua hey k baad mey dosre ghar wale kafi shoqeen hun tu pir me b dekhta hun bakre ki maa kab taq kher manati hey.. shorry =))
23. naiki ker darya me daal (@blue sky k sath kuch b acha kerlu per naiki ker k darya mey daalne wali baat hoti hey)
24. nadaan dost daana duushman
25. sir charh ker naachna
26. sabar ka pemaana labrez hona
27. miyaan mitthu banna
28. dankey ki chot (shehr-e-tanhae ki aksar dankey ki chot wali baaten bomb phenkne se kam nae hoti =))
29. seedhi ongli sey nae tu tairi ongli
30. geedarh bhapki
31. kisi per teer chalana (Shehr-e-tanhae k aksar meethay or dankey ki chot wale teer hamari taraf hi chalte hein)
32. baal baal bach jana
33. garey murdey okhaarna
34. dil mey kuch khatka
35. saanp na lotey hamare diley na tawaan per
36. jalebi ki tarah seedhey (shehr-e-tanhae hamarey TM ki jalebi ki tarah seedhi anty hain hahahahahah =))
37. dil-e-natawwn ko mashke sitam banana
38. du du haath hojaeyn
39. jo jo boya isey kantna hi hoga
40. taqreeren jhaarna. (@Abidi bro ka kaam ab sirf taqreeren jhaarna rehgaya hey :p )
41. chaar din ki chandni pir andheri raat
42. jhanda oncha rehna
43. ongliyan chabana
44. kalejay ko chalni kerna
45. aawey ka aawa hi bigra howa hey
46. jhoote mo pochna
47. zoore bazu azmana
48. bhagte chor ki langhoti
49. teer nishane per lagna
50. thaali ka bengan
21. jaan hatheli per rakhna.
52. khoon paseena ik kerna
53. ghara khodna
54. jaal bichana
55. naap tol ker baat kerna
56. takr taker dekhna..
57. jesa karoge wesa bharogey
58. mekh nikalna
59. ik hi saf mey khare hona
60. jaal bichaya
61. jalti per tail dalna
62. gul khilana
63. hathyaaru sey lais hona
64. ik teer sey du nishane
65. sir per kafan bandhna
Bhoot khub
 

Hoorain

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{(blame)} iska badla lena ab main khud pe farz samjhti hu /:) :p
Agar hum jeetey tu hamara inaam kia hoga? :p


ye rae hamari koshish with mahavaron k jumle :p

1. jo garajte hein wo baraste nae.(ilaqe ki meeting mey ik uncle bht barhcharh ker bolrahey the k mey khud ye shikayat wazeer sey karonga.. jab wazeer k samne paish hoey tu jo garajte hein wo baraste nae wala mamla hoa)
2. Hathi k dant khane k or dikhane k or(paros village k logo ka maamla tu hathi k dant khane k or dikhane k or wala hey.. mehmaan nawazi aala or peechey burae kerte hein)
3. Khoon paseena ik kerna...(Shehr-r-tanhae ne khoon paseena ik ker k ye post banae)
4. Toupn ka rukh (kalse shehr-e-tanhae ki toupon ka rukh shiraz or saviou bro ki taraf hey :p)
5. Laddu phootna (shiraz ki shadi ki date tey hotey hi TM walo k dilo me laddu photne lage. =))
6. oont kis karwat bethega (2 wazeer-e-aazam short listed hein ik bura hey or ik acha insan hey... ab dekhna ye hey k oont kis karwat bethayga)
7. Gardan phasana (shiraz office k akser kaamo mey zabardasti gardan phasa deta hey. )
8. oont k mo mey zeera dena
9. ankhen maathe per rakhna (shiraz ney pizza ki farmaesh shehr-e-tanhae sey ki tu @Hoorain sis ki tarah ankhen maathe per rakhli /:)
10.zaban k aagay khanda
11. aag lagana (aksar khandaan mey ik anty ac hoti hein jin ka kaam hi aapas me aag lagana hota hey)
12. aarey hathu lena
13. jaley dil k phapoore phorna
14. galey mey dhool dalna
15. hath per hath dhare rehna
16. jalebi ki tarah seedhi
17. kia paddi or kia paddi ka shorba
18. dil bagh bagh hojana (@AnadiL ne mere liye chocolate cake banaya jis ko dekh ker mera dil bagh bagh hogaya)
19. murda rooh hojana (aslam aisa murda rooh hogaya hey k baar baar fail honey per b us per jo taq nae hoti)
20. deir ya badeir
21. chori taley ana (ik bacha daily meri dukaan sey tofees chori ker tha.. mene CCTV camera lagaya tu wo meri chohri taley aagaya) :p
22. bakre ki maa kab tak kher manaegi (@Hoorain sis mere liye kaddu ka halwa nae banati hein per hamari dua hey k baad mey dosre ghar wale kafi shoqeen hun tu pir me b dekhta hun bakre ki maa kab taq kher manati hey.. shorry =))
23. naiki ker darya me daal (@blue sky k sath kuch b acha kerlu per naiki ker k darya mey daalne wali baat hoti hey)
24. nadaan dost daana duushman
25. sir charh ker naachna
26. sabar ka pemaana labrez hona
27. miyaan mitthu banna
28. dankey ki chot (shehr-e-tanhae ki aksar dankey ki chot wali baaten bomb phenkne se kam nae hoti =))
29. seedhi ongli sey nae tu tairi ongli
30. geedarh bhapki
31. kisi per teer chalana (Shehr-e-tanhae k aksar meethay or dankey ki chot wale teer hamari taraf hi chalte hein)
32. baal baal bach jana
33. garey murdey okhaarna
34. dil mey kuch khatka
35. saanp na lotey hamare diley na tawaan per
36. jalebi ki tarah seedhey (shehr-e-tanhae hamarey TM ki jalebi ki tarah seedhi anty hain hahahahahah =))
37. dil-e-natawwn ko mashke sitam banana
38. du du haath hojaeyn
39. jo jo boya isey kantna hi hoga
40. taqreeren jhaarna. (@Abidi bro ka kaam ab sirf taqreeren jhaarna rehgaya hey :p )
41. chaar din ki chandni pir andheri raat
42. jhanda oncha rehna
43. ongliyan chabana
44. kalejay ko chalni kerna
45. aawey ka aawa hi bigra howa hey
46. jhoote mo pochna
47. zoore bazu azmana
48. bhagte chor ki langhoti
49. teer nishane per lagna
50. thaali ka bengan
21. jaan hatheli per rakhna.
52. khoon paseena ik kerna
53. ghara khodna
54. jaal bichana
55. naap tol ker baat kerna
56. takr taker dekhna..
57. jesa karoge wesa bharogey
58. mekh nikalna
59. ik hi saf mey khare hona
60. jaal bichaya
61. jalti per tail dalna
62. gul khilana
63. hathyaaru sey lais hona
64. ik teer sey du nishane
65. sir per kafan bandhna
 
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