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shehr-e-tanhayi said:
Galay para dhol bajana hi paRta hai
4 din ki chandni phir andheri raat hai
kiya pidi kiya pidi ka shorba
Gardan phansana
aag laga kar tamasha dekhna
naiki barbaad gunah lazim
niya fitna uThaana
oonch neech
aao dekha na taao
jahaN seeng samaayeN
Sher aur bakri aik ghaaT pani peete haiN
khala jee ka ghar nahi
unees bees ka farq
sheeshay mein utarna
jaan hai to jahan hai
bakray ki maaN kab tak khair manaey gi
aasteen ka saanp
khoon paseena aik karna
bili choohay ka khel
jalebi ki tarah seedha hona
yeh kuch mahavaray diay hain... aap ne aik tehreer ya kahani kuch bhi keh lein... likhni hai aur inn mein se zyada se zyada mahavaray istmaal karnay hain. hasb e zarorat khud se bhi add kar saktay hain, tehreer zara hat k honi chahiay. yoon samjhiay k khoob chatkharay dar.. mazaydaar qisam ki.
jaldi ki zarorat hargiz nahi kyunkay jaldi ka kaam ..... acha nahi hota.
aap ka time shuruu..... main zara ghoom phir aaon :happycry

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Galay para dhol bajana hi paRta hai
4 din ki chandni phir andheri raat hai
kiya pidi kiya pidi ka shorba
Gardan phansana
aag laga kar tamasha dekhna
naiki barbaad gunah lazim
niya fitna uThaana
oonch neech
aao dekha na taao
jahaN seeng samaayeN
Sher aur bakri aik ghaaT pani peete haiN
khala jee ka ghar nahi
unees bees ka farq
sheeshay mein utarna
jaan hai to jahan hai
bakray ki maaN kab tak khair manaey gi
aasteen ka saanp
khoon paseena aik karna
bili choohay ka khel
jalebi ki tarah seedha hona.................
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Muje @shehr-e-tanhayi ne ye task diya tha in muhavron ko use kr k aik story bnani hay,,barra aokha kaam hy tanhayi par i tried my best ;)

TM k hain Rang nirale​
AAo bacho ik baat sunau TM k kuch raaz btau
,,Yhan @Shiraz-Khan bhaya hain Burhe hogey hain ye aur ab tak nakhre satwey aasman ko choote hain ab inki is umar may b hum in k liye Khoon Paseena aik kar k jitni b mehnat kar k koi b lrki dhundh layain inhe psand hi nhi aati ulta hamain ilzaam dete hain k hum in k sath soteylo wala salook krit hain,,In k liye mehnat karna to aisa hay k Neki kar Gunah lazim :p aik hmari @Bird-Of-Paradise hain jo kisi oonch neech ko samajhti hi nhi hain aur Sherry bhaya ka dil rkhne ko inhe Handsome aur cute bol k in k nakhre mazeed barha k ye ja aur wo ja :p bhugatni to hamain parti hay na phir Niya Fitna to tab utha jab Sherry sahab ko Basanti CHuri jesi Qabil haseena ka proposal tk psand na aaya :eek: ab banda pooche Unees Bees ka farq to bardasht krna hi Parta hay,, mana k wo aap se thori ziada Qabil hay ;)),,par khair inhe Lagta hay k shayed Larki dhundhna jaise Khala ji ka ghar hay k har qadam pe koi mil hi jayegi ye nhi samajhte dunya ki oonch neech ko k" Chaar din ki chandni aur phir andheri Raat hoti hay" Hum kuch soch samajh k hi lrki Psand krain gey na..Ooper se rahi sahi kasar @STAR24 ne poori kar di k sherry bhai Sahab k liye chaand jesi dulhan aayegi :oo Lo bhla koi poocho unse Chaand to Muzakkar hota hay aur Dulhan Monas phir is mubalgha aarayi ki aakhir kia zarurat thi ,,chaand jesi dulhan wo b sherry bhaya k liye? :-? kabhi dekha hy kisi ne k sher aur bakri aik hi ghaat pe peete hon?:p(yahan maine sher Larki ko bola hy haan bakri sherry bhaya ko samajh lain :D)
aik to TM k baqi afraad is qadar sust al wajood aur khud gharz hain k Waise har time shekhiyan bigharte phirte hain aur jaise hi in se madad maango to gadhe k sir se seenghon ki tara ghaib hojate hain ab zra @Ally ko hi dekh lain inhe maine bola k aap anqareeb business to shuroo krne hi waale ho to kio na sherry bhaya se shurwaat ki jaye to mosuff ko lga kahi ye phas hi na jayain aur JAan hay to Jahan hay sochte huye whan se frar hogey aise hote hain aasteen k saanp ;))
Ab bhae hum to thak chukke hain Sherry bhaya ka rishta dhundhna to hamain Billi Chuhe ka khel lagne lag gya hay,khud to ye mosuf Jalebi ki tara seedhe hain issi liye aag lga kar ab tmasha dekh rhe hain :p Muje to lgta hay k maine aur @shehr-e-tanhayi ne barri ghalat jga gardan phasayi hy :p @AnadiL b aao dekhti hay na Taao aur aa k inki waat lgana shuroo hojati hay Phir uski bharaas b Sherry bhaya hum par hi nikalte hain:p Aur sherry bhaya Proposal reject kr k phir AKar AKar k aur ghooriyan daal k to aise dikhate hain k jaise hum dar hi jayain gey huh"kia pidi kia pidi ka shorba" :D @Burrr_Burrrrr se hi guzarsih karni paregi k mehrbani kar k kisi LArki ko sheeshe may utaarne ki koshish kr lo ab ki baar to jesi b larki ho hum inki shadi karwa k hi dam lain gey Waise b Galle Parra Dhol to bjana hi prta hy to zabardasti daal dain gey ye dhol in k galle may :p @saviou bhaya hum sahi keh rhe hain na ab bhae Jahan b seengh samayain Sherry bhaya ko chahiye wohi tik k beth jayain ziada nakhre b jan lewa sabit ho sakte hain ;))


Kisi ko koi baat buri laggi ho to ,,,ja k Chaie peeyain aur so jayain kio k is may buri lgne waali koi baat nhi hay=; :p
 
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Hoorain said:
Galay para dhol bajana hi paRta hai
4 din ki chandni phir andheri raat hai
kiya pidi kiya pidi ka shorba
Gardan phansana
aag laga kar tamasha dekhna
naiki barbaad gunah lazim
niya fitna uThaana
oonch neech
aao dekha na taao
jahaN seeng samaayeN
Sher aur bakri aik ghaaT pani peete haiN
khala jee ka ghar nahi
unees bees ka farq
sheeshay mein utarna
jaan hai to jahan hai
bakray ki maaN kab tak khair manaey gi
aasteen ka saanp
khoon paseena aik karna
bili choohay ka khel
jalebi ki tarah seedha hona.................
*********************************************************************************************************************************************************

Muje @shehr-e-tanhayi ne ye task diya tha in muhavron ko use kr k aik story bnani hay,,barra aokha kaam hy tanhayi par i tried my best ;)

TM k hain Rang nirale​
AAo bacho ik baat sunau TM k kuch raaz btau
,,Yhan @Shiraz-Khan bhaya hain Burhe hogey hain ye aur ab tak nakhre satwey aasman ko choote hain ab inki is umar may b hum in k liye Khoon Paseena aik kar k jitni b mehnat kar k koi b lrki dhundh layain inhe psand hi nhi aati ulta hamain ilzaam dete hain k hum in k sath soteylo wala salook krit hain,,In k liye mehnat karna to aisa hay k Neki kar Gunah lazim :p aik hmari @Bird-Of-Paradise hain jo kisi oonch neech ko samajhti hi nhi hain aur Sherry bhaya ka dil rkhne ko inhe Handsome aur cute bol k in k nakhre mazeed barha k ye ja aur wo ja :p bhugatni to hamain parti hay na phir Niya Fitna to tab utha jab Sherry sahab ko Basanti CHuri jesi Qabil haseena ka proposal tk psand na aaya :eek: ab banda pooche Unees Bees ka farq to bardasht krna hi Parta hay,, mana k wo aap se thori ziada Qabil hay ;)),,par khair inhe Lagta hay k shayed Larki dhundhna jaise Khala ji ka ghar hay k har qadam pe koi mil hi jayegi ye nhi samajhte dunya ki oonch neech ko k" Chaar din ki chandni aur phir andheri Raat hoti hay" Hum kuch soch samajh k hi lrki Psand krain gey na..Ooper se rahi sahi kasar @STAR24 ne poori kar di k sherry bhai Sahab k liye chaand jesi dulhan aayegi :oo Lo bhla koi poocho unse Chaand to Muzakkar hota hay aur Dulhan Monas phir is mubalgha aarayi ki aakhir kia zarurat thi ,,chaand jesi dulhan wo b sherry bhaya k liye? :-? kabhi dekha hy kisi ne k sher aur bakri aik hi ghaat pe peete hon?:p(yahan maine sher Larki ko bola hy haan bakri sherry bhaya ko samajh lain :D)
aik to TM k baqi afraad is qadar sust al wajood aur khud gharz hain k Waise har time shekhiyan bigharte phirte hain aur jaise hi in se madad maango to gadhe k sir se seenghon ki tara ghaib hojate hain ab zra @Ally ko hi dekh lain inhe maine bola k aap anqareeb business to shuroo krne hi waale ho to kio na sherry bhaya se shurwaat ki jaye to mosuff ko lga kahi ye phas hi na jayain aur JAan hay to Jahan hay sochte huye whan se frar hogey aise hote hain aasteen k saanp ;))
Ab bhae hum to thak chukke hain Sherry bhaya ka rishta dhundhna to hamain Billi Chuhe ka khel lagne lag gya hay,khud to ye mosuf Jalebi ki tara seedhe hain issi liye aag lga kar ab tmasha dekh rhe hain :p Muje to lgta hay k maine aur @shehr-e-tanhayi ne barri ghalat jga gardan phasayi hy :p @AnadiL b aao dekhti hay na Taao aur aa k inki waat lgana shuroo hojati hay Phir uski bharaas b Sherry bhaya hum par hi nikalte hain:p Aur sherry bhaya Proposal reject kr k phir AKar AKar k aur ghooriyan daal k to aise dikhate hain k jaise hum dar hi jayain gey huh"kia pidi kia pidi ka shorba" :D @Burrr_Burrrrr se hi guzarsih karni paregi k mehrbani kar k kisi LArki ko sheeshe may utaarne ki koshish kr lo ab ki baar to jesi b larki ho hum inki shadi karwa k hi dam lain gey Waise b Galle Parra Dhol to bjana hi prta hy to zabardasti daal dain gey ye dhol in k galle may :p @saviou bhaya hum sahi keh rhe hain na ab bhae Jahan b seengh samayain Sherry bhaya ko chahiye wohi tik k beth jayain ziada nakhre b jan lewa sabit ho sakte hain ;))


Kisi ko koi baat buri laggi ho to ,,,ja k Chaie peeyain aur so jayain kio k is may buri lgne waali koi baat nhi hay=; :p
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comoliments k lye xhukrya ..... wesy mere free offer ka zikar na kerna aisey he hai ..jaisey naiki barbaad gunah lazim .. ehsaan faramoshi ....aur/....aao dekha na taao k misdaaq ....jaldee se bongi rating de k ..unees bees ka farq khatam ker k .. niya fitna uThaa dya ....aur saabit ker dya k a jalebi ki sidhi hein b hein aur ehsaan framaosh b .. {(suicide)}



 
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Ally said:
comoliments k lye xhukrya ..... wesy mere free offer ka zikar na kerna aisey he hai ..jaisey naiki barbaad gunah lazim .. ehsaan faramoshi ....aur/....aao dekha na taao k misdaaq ....jaldee se bongi rating de k ..unees bees ka farq khatam ker k .. niya fitna uThaa dya ....aur saabit ker dya k a jalebi ki sidhi hein b hein aur ehsaan framaosh b .. {(suicide)}
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Thora sa aur bole na to main Waqe hi sabit kar dugi k jalebi ki tara seedhe aur ehsan framosh hona kisse kehte hain :p
 
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Hoorain said:
Galay para dhol bajana hi paRta hai
4 din ki chandni phir andheri raat hai
kiya pidi kiya pidi ka shorba
Gardan phansana
aag laga kar tamasha dekhna
naiki barbaad gunah lazim
niya fitna uThaana
oonch neech
aao dekha na taao
jahaN seeng samaayeN
Sher aur bakri aik ghaaT pani peete haiN
khala jee ka ghar nahi
unees bees ka farq
sheeshay mein utarna
jaan hai to jahan hai
bakray ki maaN kab tak khair manaey gi
aasteen ka saanp
khoon paseena aik karna
bili choohay ka khel
jalebi ki tarah seedha hona.................
*********************************************************************************************************************************************************

Muje @shehr-e-tanhayi ne ye task diya tha in muhavron ko use kr k aik story bnani hay,,barra aokha kaam hy tanhayi par i tried my best ;)

TM k hain Rang nirale​
AAo bacho ik baat sunau TM k kuch raaz btau
,,Yhan @Shiraz-Khan bhaya hain Burhe hogey hain ye aur ab tak nakhre satwey aasman ko choote hain ab inki is umar may b hum in k liye Khoon Paseena aik kar k jitni b mehnat kar k koi b lrki dhundh layain inhe psand hi nhi aati ulta hamain ilzaam dete hain k hum in k sath soteylo wala salook krit hain,,In k liye mehnat karna to aisa hay k Neki kar Gunah lazim :p aik hmari @Bird-Of-Paradise hain jo kisi oonch neech ko samajhti hi nhi hain aur Sherry bhaya ka dil rkhne ko inhe Handsome aur cute bol k in k nakhre mazeed barha k ye ja aur wo ja :p bhugatni to hamain parti hay na phir Niya Fitna to tab utha jab Sherry sahab ko Basanti CHuri jesi Qabil haseena ka proposal tk psand na aaya :eek: ab banda pooche Unees Bees ka farq to bardasht krna hi Parta hay,, mana k wo aap se thori ziada Qabil hay ;)),,par khair inhe Lagta hay k shayed Larki dhundhna jaise Khala ji ka ghar hay k har qadam pe koi mil hi jayegi ye nhi samajhte dunya ki oonch neech ko k" Chaar din ki chandni aur phir andheri Raat hoti hay" Hum kuch soch samajh k hi lrki Psand krain gey na..Ooper se rahi sahi kasar @STAR24 ne poori kar di k sherry bhai Sahab k liye chaand jesi dulhan aayegi :oo Lo bhla koi poocho unse Chaand to Muzakkar hota hay aur Dulhan Monas phir is mubalgha aarayi ki aakhir kia zarurat thi ,,chaand jesi dulhan wo b sherry bhaya k liye? :-? kabhi dekha hy kisi ne k sher aur bakri aik hi ghaat pe peete hon?:p(yahan maine sher Larki ko bola hy haan bakri sherry bhaya ko samajh lain :D)
aik to TM k baqi afraad is qadar sust al wajood aur khud gharz hain k Waise har time shekhiyan bigharte phirte hain aur jaise hi in se madad maango to gadhe k sir se seenghon ki tara ghaib hojate hain ab zra @Ally ko hi dekh lain inhe maine bola k aap anqareeb business to shuroo krne hi waale ho to kio na sherry bhaya se shurwaat ki jaye to mosuff ko lga kahi ye phas hi na jayain aur JAan hay to Jahan hay sochte huye whan se frar hogey aise hote hain aasteen k saanp ;))
Ab bhae hum to thak chukke hain Sherry bhaya ka rishta dhundhna to hamain Billi Chuhe ka khel lagne lag gya hay,khud to ye mosuf Jalebi ki tara seedhe hain issi liye aag lga kar ab tmasha dekh rhe hain :p Muje to lgta hay k maine aur @shehr-e-tanhayi ne barri ghalat jga gardan phasayi hy :p @AnadiL b aao dekhti hay na Taao aur aa k inki waat lgana shuroo hojati hay Phir uski bharaas b Sherry bhaya hum par hi nikalte hain:p Aur sherry bhaya Proposal reject kr k phir AKar AKar k aur ghooriyan daal k to aise dikhate hain k jaise hum dar hi jayain gey huh"kia pidi kia pidi ka shorba" :D @Burrr_Burrrrr se hi guzarsih karni paregi k mehrbani kar k kisi LArki ko sheeshe may utaarne ki koshish kr lo ab ki baar to jesi b larki ho hum inki shadi karwa k hi dam lain gey Waise b Galle Parra Dhol to bjana hi prta hy to zabardasti daal dain gey ye dhol in k galle may :p @saviou bhaya hum sahi keh rhe hain na ab bhae Jahan b seengh samayain Sherry bhaya ko chahiye wohi tik k beth jayain ziada nakhre b jan lewa sabit ho sakte hain ;))


Kisi ko koi baat buri laggi ho to ,,,ja k Chaie peeyain aur so jayain kio k is may buri lgne waali koi baat nhi hay=; :p
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kia larki dhondne ka is tarah sey badla lena tha /:)
bht hi koi bekaar kahani likkhi hey mujhe tu bilkul pasand nae ae... hunhhh yaad raega ye sub... ({sad)} hum nae baat karengey ab hunhhhh..
 
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bilkul nhee ........is bat pe kis ko shak ho sakta k ..ap kitne badi black mailer ho :p
 
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah siso aap ne to kamaal kar diyaa...
yaani k aap humari umeedon par khari saabit huyeen.... aap ne TM ka naam roshan kar diya. ab dekhtay hain k @saviou Mohtram aur @Shiraz-Khan kiya gull khilatay haiN, waise to poot k paaoN palnay mein hi nazar aa jatay hain lakin nhum ne umeed ka daman haath se nahi chora,
Rahi Basanti churi ki baat .. to us ne aik sandesa bejha hai humaray haathon k us masoom k dil par kaise churiyan chal rahi hain. jaldi hi paish karti hon us k jalay dil k phapholay jo us ne khoon k ghoont peete huvay aap tak pohnchanay ko kaha hai.
@Hoorain siso aap ne waqyi bahot zabardast likha hai.
 
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