Pathan & girl friend
Pathan girl friend ko ghar Le gaya,
Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.
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Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Who udas hogaya.
2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?
Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"
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Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.
Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.
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Pathan girl friend ko ghar Le gaya,
Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.
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Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Who udas hogaya.
2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?
Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"
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Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.
Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.
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