Pathan nd Sardar

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  1. Prince-Farry

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    Pathan & girl friend




    Pathan girl friend ko ghar Le gaya,

    Sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,

    Parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha : dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.


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    Ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. Who udas hogaya.

    2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?

    Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua tay "oh vi inna chota"




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    Larka : hum 25 bhean bhai hain.

    Larki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?

    Larka : aaye tahe schol samjh k vapas chale gaye.


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    {(goodpost)}{(laugh)}{(moc)}
     
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    nice sharing
     
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