Funny Sms Collection.

[AnadiL]

 

[Iceage-TM]

hahaha awesome
@Haya_Fatima

 

[AnadiL]

hahaha awesome
@Haya_Fatima

 

[Silent_lyf]

 

[AnadiL]

 

[Silent_lyf]

 

[AnadiL]

Chat Pe ati Hy Ban Sanwar K
Parosan Meri
Zindagi Lovers ki
Surat Ho Khudya MEri
Impress Mujhse Hr 1 Larki Ho Jaye
Meri 1 Nazar Pe Dil Apna Woh Day
Jaye
Ho Meri Jeans SE Yunhi Mery Badan
Ki Zeeenat
Jis Tarha MAkeup se hote hai husn
ki zeenat
Ho mera Kaam School , Collages Ki
Girls se
Freindship karna
her haseen Larki ki Ami ki Izat
Karna
Mere ALLAH Perhai Se Bachana
Mujh ko
Ishq Ki JO Raah Ho usi Rah pe
Chalana Mujh ko

 

[AnadiL]

1 aalo ne Bindi k number pr
I love u ka msg beja
Bindi ne usy phone kr k bura bhala kaha 0ur b0li
,,
Shut up tum itny moty 0ur main slim and smart"
Aal0 k0 b0th dukh hoa aur us ne phr itni sabziyan phasai k aaj ap dekh skty han
Aal0 . Gh0bi,
Aalo . Bengan,
Aalo .shimla mirch,
Aalo . Gajer,
Aalo . Palak,
Aalo . Matar,
Aalo . Methi,
Yahan tak k aalo gosht
Aur Bindi us din se aaj tk akeli hy.
Aur har ek se kehti phirti hy
“asi labhya yar ganwa bethe”

 

[AnadiL]

A guy proposed a girl,the girl slapped him
So wat ll b d journal entry fr dis situatn-
Thappad a/c…Dr
(wat cumes in)
To izzat a/c
(wat goes out)

 

[AnadiL]

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!

 

[AnadiL]

BREAKING NEWS:-
SONIA GANDHI (in dabbang style) :-

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hazaaro se darr nahi lagta saheb
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HAZARE se lagta hai……..

 

[AnadiL]

Muqadar main raat ki nend nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
_/ \_

 

[AnadiL]

A man was walking in rain
A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

 

[AnadiL]

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D

 

[AnadiL]

Girl meri jeans 2000 ki hai. Mera top 3000 ka hai.
Mere jute 1500 ke hain.
Boy bus kar….. Phle chain band kar pagli….
20 rupye wali chaddi dikh rahi hai.

 

[Silent_lyf]

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai :’D

ale

 

[AnadiL]

India is nation and Dadar is station,
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

 

[AnadiL]

Girl: Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..
Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti
“AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti..
“AB AAP KI BARI HAI”

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

What is confidence?​

10 boys decided to propose a girl…​

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9 boys came with roses,​

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1 boy came with .​

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“MOLVI”​

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This is confidence….!!​

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@Mahen @Asheer @Hoorain @khusboo @fareena_01 @Shiraz-Khan @Iceage-TM​

or jo khud ho ?

 

[Bird-Of-Paradise]

hahaha