Funny Sms Collection.

[AnadiL]

Japan main 2 dost thy..1 ka nam tha”Jo”
Aur dusry ka nam Tha”Wo”
Ek Din”jo”k pas JIN aa gya”Jo”ny dar K
“wo” ko Awaz d
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“Wo”Bhag”kr aya to Jin Ko dakh kr”Wo”
ka intqal Hogya
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Bs Usi Din se hi Kehty Hein…
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“JO”DR DYA
“Wo”MR GYA
Hs mt……​

 

[AnadiL]

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….​

 

[AnadiL]

When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you…
…​

 

[AnadiL]

Kabi to humari gali aao…
thora sa Sharmao..!
Muskurao!
Apni ankho se zulfein uthao…
humare ghar ki bell bajao…
Aur
awaz lagao…
“Koora DeY do.​

 

[AnadiL]

Dil cheer ke dikhaau, to dard dhoondh na sakoge,

Waah...waah. .. dil cheer ke dikhaau,

To dard dhoondh na sakoge...

Kyonki dard to mere dant me hai​

 

[AnadiL]

Fulo me GULAB Hit Bolywod me AMITABH Tenis me SANIA Music me HIMESH Steel me MITAL Busines me AMBANI Balo me DHONI SMS me HuM Kanjusi me aap...

 

[AnadiL]

What is confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a girl…
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9 boys came with roses,
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1 boy came with .
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“MOLVI”
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This is confidence….!!​

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@Mahen @Asheer @Hoorain @khusboo @fareena_01 @Shiraz-Khan @Iceage-TM​

 

[AnadiL]

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. ​

 

[AnadiL]

Ek larke ne apne dost se kaha:
subha 45 girls mera intzar karti hain
Dost:bhala woh kyn
Larka:kyn k me collage ki van ka driver hon​

 

[AnadiL]

What Is 143?
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I LOVE YOU ?? .
No
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I MISS YOU ??
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No
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I LIKE YOU ??
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No
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143 Means One Hundred Fourty
Three …Maa Baap Ne Kitni Ummeed
Se Padhaya
Tha Nalayako..​

 

[AnadiL]

Teri muhabat mein khud ko kar Bethy hain Barbad wah wah

teri muhabat mein khud ko kar bethy hain barbad
pak sar zameen shadbad kehhware haseen shadbad
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[AnadiL]

Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.
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Jharu pocha karlo
Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha
lovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..​

 

[AnadiL]

Sprite Pio.,

Coke Pio.,

7'up Pio.,

Marinda Pio.,

Pani Pio.,

Aur Pio.,

Pio,

Pio,

Q k
Mera kuch nai jaye ga.,

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APKA hi rooza toote ga :-D​

 

[fareena_01]

nice collection @Haya_Fatima

 

[AnadiL]

nice collection @Haya_Fatima

 

[Silent_lyf]

Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…​

Friend:wo kaise…??​

Pathan yara!​

Subha hum nay pani garam kia​

or​

thanday pani sey naha lia….​

hehehheehe..maza aagaya

 

[AnadiL]

hehehheehe..maza aagaya

 

[Silent_lyf]

What Is 143?​

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I LOVE YOU ?? .​

No​

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I MISS YOU ??​

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No​

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I LIKE YOU ??​

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No​

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143 Means One Hundred Fourty​

Three …Maa Baap Ne Kitni Ummeed​

Se Padhaya​

Tha Nalayako..​

sachi kya?

 

[AnadiL]

sachi kya?

Yesss..

 

[Silent_lyf]

Yesss..