TM Member's Joke Mela

[Duffer]

aisi batain suit hi aap pe krti hain fd bro famous hi bohat ho aap

Array rehne do
Us din wali dare ka badla le rhi ho i knw

 

[Hoorain]

Array rehne do
Us din wali dare ka badla le rhi ho i knw

haha lolxx wo walii,,nhi nhi

 

[Duffer]

haha lolxx wo walii,,nhi nhi

Phir konsa wala badla hai yeh?

 

[Hoorain]

Phir konsa wala badla hai yeh?

koi badla nhi hhy fd bro aapko pta to hay active members jldi sabki nazar may aa jate hain

 

[Fanii]

@Fanii (professor) ne @dufer (student) se kaha: aaj pehli baar tum class may batain kar rhe ho warna hamesha tum nazrain juka k meri batain suna karte thay aakhir tumhe hua kia hay?
@Duffer (student): Sir! aaj mera SMS package khatam hogya hay

@Qu33na @Fantasy @Bird-Of-Paradise @Rukh-E-Aaftaab @whiteros

lolx

 

[Fanii]

@Asheer ne apne father se poocha: abu jab aap fail hojate thay to Dada jaan kia karte thay?
Abbu: wo meri pitayi karte thay..
Asheer: aur jab aap k abbu fail ho jate thay tab?
abbu: tab un k abbu unki pitayi krte thay
Asheer: Abbu agar aap mere saath taawun krain to hum mil kar is khandani dehshatgardi ka khatma kr sakte hain

@whiteros @Rukh-E-Aaftaab @Qu33na @Fanii @Bird-Of-Paradise @Gul-e-Pakiza @Seap @Guriya_Rani

hahahahaha

 

[AnadiL]

@Asheer ne apne father se poocha: abu jab aap fail hojate thay to Dada jaan kia karte thay?
Abbu: wo meri pitayi karte thay..
Asheer: aur jab aap k abbu fail ho jate thay tab?
abbu: tab un k abbu unki pitayi krte thay
Asheer: Abbu agar aap mere saath taawun krain to hum mil kar is khandani dehshatgardi ka khatma kr sakte hain

@whiteros @Rukh-E-Aaftaab @Qu33na @Fanii @Bird-Of-Paradise @Gul-e-Pakiza @Seap @Guriya_Rani

 

[whiteros]

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@Asheer ne apne father se poocha: abu jab aap fail hojate thay to Dada jaan kia karte thay?
Abbu: wo meri pitayi karte thay..
Asheer: aur jab aap k abbu fail ho jate thay tab?
abbu: tab un k abbu unki pitayi krte thay
Asheer: Abbu agar aap mere saath taawun krain to hum mil kar is khandani dehshatgardi ka khatma kr sakte hain

@whiteros @Rukh-E-Aaftaab @Qu33na @Fanii @Bird-Of-Paradise @Gul-e-Pakiza @Seap @Guriya_Rani

wawa masterni sahiba

 

[imama]

@Asheer ne apne father se poocha: abu jab aap fail hojate thay to Dada jaan kia karte thay?
Abbu: wo meri pitayi karte thay..
Asheer: aur jab aap k abbu fail ho jate thay tab?
abbu: tab un k abbu unki pitayi krte thay
Asheer: Abbu agar aap mere saath taawun krain to hum mil kar is khandani dehshatgardi ka khatma kr sakte hain

@whiteros @Rukh-E-Aaftaab @Qu33na @Fanii @Bird-Of-Paradise @Gul-e-Pakiza @Seap @Guriya_Rani

hahahhahahahhaha

 

[whiteros]

koi badla nhi hhy fd bro aapko pta to hay active members jldi sabki nazar may aa jate hain

ahho jese k aap ...

 

[zehar]

ASLAAM O ALAIKUM

@pakhtun @Shiraz-Khan aur @cute bhoot ghoomney phirney k liye kahin bahir gaey ,,, wahan ja kr pta chala k pepsi lana bhool gaey hai ,,

@pakhtun ney kaha hum mai sey wo ja kr pepsi laey jo sab sey chota hai ,,

@Shiraz-Khan ney @cute bhoot ko dekhtey huey huey kaha chal shabash nikal aur bhagta hua pepsi la hum tera inteezar kr rhey hai

@cute bhoot ney aik shart rakhi theek hai chala jata hon pr merey janey k baad samosey koi nhi khaey ga jab tak mai wapis na a jaon

Deal pakki ho gai aur #cute #bhoot chala gya

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Bohot time guzer gya aur shaaam ho gai,, #pakhtun aur #shiraz ki bhook sey jan nikalney lgi ,, dono ney socha #bhoot pta nhi ghar chala gya hai chalo aik aik samosa kha letey hai,,

Jesey hi dono ney hath bherhaya samosa ki traf

K achanak drakht k peechey sey #cutebhoot nikal kr bola yaar tum aisa kro gey tou mai nhi jaonga pepsi laney

​

@Shiraz-Khan​

@Hoorain @shehr-e-tanhayi @saviou @Aaylaaaaa @Aaidah @Kavi @zaryaab @fahadhassan @Ahmad-Hasan @Fantasy @Ally @Armaghankhan @Charming_Deep @Asheer @Meerab_ @imama @Parisa_ @Bird-Of-Paradise ​

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

ASLAAM O ALAIKUM

@pakhtun @Shiraz-Khan aur @cute bhoot ghoomney phirney k liye kahin bahir gaey ,,, wahan ja kr pta chala k pepsi lana bhool gaey hai ,,

@pakhtun ney kaha hum mai sey wo ja kr pepsi laey jo sab sey chota hai ,,

@Shiraz-Khan ney @cute bhoot ko dekhtey huey huey kaha chal shabash nikal aur bhagta hua pepsi la hum tera inteezar kr rhey hai

@cute bhoot ney aik shart rakhi theek hai chala jata hon pr merey janey k baad samosey koi nhi khaey ga jab tak mai wapis na a jaon

Deal pakki ho gai aur #cute #bhoot chala gya

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1. ,

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,
,
Bohot time guzer gya aur shaaam ho gai,, #pakhtun aur #shiraz ki bhook sey jan nikalney lgi ,, dono ney socha #bhoot pta nhi ghar chala gya hai chalo aik aik samosa kha letey hai,,

Jesey hi dono ney hath bherhaya samosa ki traf

K achanak drakht k peechey sey #cutebhoot nikal kr bola yaar tum aisa kro gey tou mai nhi jaonga pepsi laney


@Shiraz-Khan
@Hoorain @shehr-e-tanhayi @saviou @Aaylaaaaa @Aaidah @Kavi @zaryaab @fahadhassan @Ahmad-Hasan @Fantasy @Ally @Armaghankhan @Charming_Deep @Asheer @Meerab_ @imama @Parisa_ @Bird-Of-Paradise ​

WS... Hahahahahaha...
hansi nae ae hunhhh...

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

WS... Hahahahahaha...
hansi nae ae hunhhh...

is liay k samosay jo khyaali hain

 

[zaryaab]

ASLAAM O ALAIKUM

@pakhtun @Shiraz-Khan aur @cute bhoot ghoomney phirney k liye kahin bahir gaey ,,, wahan ja kr pta chala k pepsi lana bhool gaey hai ,,

@pakhtun ney kaha hum mai sey wo ja kr pepsi laey jo sab sey chota hai ,,

@Shiraz-Khan ney @cute bhoot ko dekhtey huey huey kaha chal shabash nikal aur bhagta hua pepsi la hum tera inteezar kr rhey hai

@cute bhoot ney aik shart rakhi theek hai chala jata hon pr merey janey k baad samosey koi nhi khaey ga jab tak mai wapis na a jaon

Deal pakki ho gai aur #cute #bhoot chala gya

,,,​

1. ,

,

,
,
Bohot time guzer gya aur shaaam ho gai,, #pakhtun aur #shiraz ki bhook sey jan nikalney lgi ,, dono ney socha #bhoot pta nhi ghar chala gya hai chalo aik aik samosa kha letey hai,,

Jesey hi dono ney hath bherhaya samosa ki traf

K achanak drakht k peechey sey #cutebhoot nikal kr bola yaar tum aisa kro gey tou mai nhi jaonga pepsi laney


@Shiraz-Khan
@Hoorain @shehr-e-tanhayi @saviou @Aaylaaaaa @Aaidah @Kavi @zaryaab @fahadhassan @Ahmad-Hasan @Fantasy @Ally @Armaghankhan @Charming_Deep @Asheer @Meerab_ @imama @Parisa_ @Bird-Of-Paradise ​

@Shiraz-Khan k hotai huwai samosaa shaam tak bachaa kaisai .. ???

 

[Armaghankhan]

ASLAAM O ALAIKUM

@pakhtun @Shiraz-Khan aur @cute bhoot ghoomney phirney k liye kahin bahir gaey ,,, wahan ja kr pta chala k pepsi lana bhool gaey hai ,,

@pakhtun ney kaha hum mai sey wo ja kr pepsi laey jo sab sey chota hai ,,

@Shiraz-Khan ney @cute bhoot ko dekhtey huey huey kaha chal shabash nikal aur bhagta hua pepsi la hum tera inteezar kr rhey hai

@cute bhoot ney aik shart rakhi theek hai chala jata hon pr merey janey k baad samosey koi nhi khaey ga jab tak mai wapis na a jaon

Deal pakki ho gai aur #cute #bhoot chala gya

,,,

1. ,

,

,
,
Bohot time guzer gya aur shaaam ho gai,, #pakhtun aur #shiraz ki bhook sey jan nikalney lgi ,, dono ney socha #bhoot pta nhi ghar chala gya hai chalo aik aik samosa kha letey hai,,

Jesey hi dono ney hath bherhaya samosa ki traf

K achanak drakht k peechey sey #cutebhoot nikal kr bola yaar tum aisa kro gey tou mai nhi jaonga pepsi laney

​

@Shiraz-Khan​

@Hoorain @shehr-e-tanhayi @saviou @Aaylaaaaa @Aaidah @Kavi @zaryaab @fahadhassan @Ahmad-Hasan @Fantasy @Ally @Armaghankhan @Charming_Deep @Asheer @Meerab_ @imama @Parisa_ @Bird-Of-Paradise ​

chota tha magar dimagh ka tez tha

 

[Shiraz-Khan]

is liay k samosay jo khyaali hain

haan

@Shiraz-Khan k hotai huwai samosaa shaam tak bachaa kaisai .. ???

Bhai per shak karogey ab

 

[shehr-e-tanhayi]

haan

humari humdardi aap k sath hai....

 

[Armaghankhan]

ASLAAM O ALAIKUM

@pakhtun @Shiraz-Khan aur @cute bhoot ghoomney phirney k liye kahin bahir gaey ,,, wahan ja kr pta chala k pepsi lana bhool gaey hai ,,

@pakhtun ney kaha hum mai sey wo ja kr pepsi laey jo sab sey chota hai ,,

@Shiraz-Khan ney @cute bhoot ko dekhtey huey huey kaha chal shabash nikal aur bhagta hua pepsi la hum tera inteezar kr rhey hai

@cute bhoot ney aik shart rakhi theek hai chala jata hon pr merey janey k baad samosey koi nhi khaey ga jab tak mai wapis na a jaon

Deal pakki ho gai aur #cute #bhoot chala gya

,,,

1. ,

,

,
,
Bohot time guzer gya aur shaaam ho gai,, #pakhtun aur #shiraz ki bhook sey jan nikalney lgi ,, dono ney socha #bhoot pta nhi ghar chala gya hai chalo aik aik samosa kha letey hai,,

Jesey hi dono ney hath bherhaya samosa ki traf

K achanak drakht k peechey sey #cutebhoot nikal kr bola yaar tum aisa kro gey tou mai nhi jaonga pepsi laney

​

@Shiraz-Khan​

@Hoorain @shehr-e-tanhayi @saviou @Aaylaaaaa @Aaidah @Kavi @zaryaab @fahadhassan @Ahmad-Hasan @Fantasy @Ally @Armaghankhan @Charming_Deep @Asheer @Meerab_ @imama @Parisa_ @Bird-Of-Paradise ​

"Bus chali, jhatka laga..

Pathan 1 larki per gir para!

Larki boli battameez kya kar rahe ho??

Pathan:Baji mein Sindh university se B.COM kar raha hon;-)

 

[zaryaab]

Bhai per shak karogey ab

shak se agai ek word "yaqeen" bhi hota hai ..