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Armaghankhan

Likhy Nhi Ja Sakty Dukhi Dil K Afsaany
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Sep 13, 2012
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"Bus chali, jhatka laga..

Pathan 1 larki per gir para!

Larki boli battameez kya kar rahe ho??

Pathan:Baji mein Sindh university se B.COM kar raha hon;-)


Pathan: Yara ye "SENT MESSAGE" kia hota hai?

Dusra Pathan: Khuda Kasam tum to bilkul aakhroot ho tum ko maloom nahi "SENT MESSAGE" ka matlab he khushbu wala message.
 

zehar

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ASLAAM O ALAIKUM :D

@pakhtun @Shiraz-Khan aur @cute bhoot ghoomney phirney k liye kahin bahir gaey ,,, wahan ja kr pta chala k pepsi lana bhool gaey hai ,,

@pakhtun ney kaha hum mai sey wo ja kr pepsi laey jo sab sey chota hai ,,

@Shiraz-Khan ney @cute bhoot ko dekhtey huey huey kaha chal shabash nikal aur bhagta hua pepsi la hum tera inteezar kr rhey hai :D

@cute bhoot ney aik shart rakhi theek hai chala jata hon pr merey janey k baad samosey koi nhi khaey ga jab tak mai wapis na a jaon

Deal pakki ho gai aur #cute #bhoot chala gya :D

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Bohot time guzer gya aur shaaam ho gai,, #pakhtun aur #shiraz ki bhook sey jan nikalney lgi ,, dono ney socha #bhoot pta nhi ghar chala gya hai chalo aik aik samosa kha letey hai,,

Jesey hi dono ney hath bherhaya samosa ki traf

K achanak drakht k peechey sey #cutebhoot nikal kr bola yaar tum aisa kro gey tou mai nhi jaonga pepsi laney :)) :)) :))


@Shiraz-Khan
@Hoorain @shehr-e-tanhayi @saviou @Aaylaaaaa @Aaidah @Kavi @zaryaab @fahadhassan @Ahmad-Hasan @Fantasy @Ally @Armaghankhan @Charming_Deep @Asheer @Meerab_ @imama @Parisa_ @Bird-Of-Paradise
@cute bhoot
 

cute bhoot

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ASLAAM O ALAIKUM :D

@pakhtun @Shiraz-Khan aur @cute bhoot ghoomney phirney k liye kahin bahir gaey ,,, wahan ja kr pta chala k pepsi lana bhool gaey hai ,,

@pakhtun ney kaha hum mai sey wo ja kr pepsi laey jo sab sey chota hai ,,

@Shiraz-Khan ney @cute bhoot ko dekhtey huey huey kaha chal shabash nikal aur bhagta hua pepsi la hum tera inteezar kr rhey hai :D

@cute bhoot ney aik shart rakhi theek hai chala jata hon pr merey janey k baad samosey koi nhi khaey ga jab tak mai wapis na a jaon

Deal pakki ho gai aur #cute #bhoot chala gya :D

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Bohot time guzer gya aur shaaam ho gai,, #pakhtun aur #shiraz ki bhook sey jan nikalney lgi ,, dono ney socha #bhoot pta nhi ghar chala gya hai chalo aik aik samosa kha letey hai,,

Jesey hi dono ney hath bherhaya samosa ki traf

K achanak drakht k peechey sey #cutebhoot nikal kr bola yaar tum aisa kro gey tou mai nhi jaonga pepsi laney :)) :)) :))


@Shiraz-Khan
@Hoorain @shehr-e-tanhayi @saviou @Aaylaaaaa @Aaidah @Kavi @zaryaab @fahadhassan @Ahmad-Hasan @Fantasy @Ally @Armaghankhan @Charming_Deep @Asheer @Meerab_ @imama @Parisa_ @Bird-Of-Paradise
udar aik bhootni mil gai thee mai tu us ke waja se nai gya
 

Aaidah

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ASLAAM O ALAIKUM :D

@pakhtun @Shiraz-Khan aur @cute bhoot ghoomney phirney k liye kahin bahir gaey ,,, wahan ja kr pta chala k pepsi lana bhool gaey hai ,,

@pakhtun ney kaha hum mai sey wo ja kr pepsi laey jo sab sey chota hai ,,

@Shiraz-Khan ney @cute bhoot ko dekhtey huey huey kaha chal shabash nikal aur bhagta hua pepsi la hum tera inteezar kr rhey hai :D

@cute bhoot ney aik shart rakhi theek hai chala jata hon pr merey janey k baad samosey koi nhi khaey ga jab tak mai wapis na a jaon

Deal pakki ho gai aur #cute #bhoot chala gya :D

,,,
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Bohot time guzer gya aur shaaam ho gai,, #pakhtun aur #shiraz ki bhook sey jan nikalney lgi ,, dono ney socha #bhoot pta nhi ghar chala gya hai chalo aik aik samosa kha letey hai,,

Jesey hi dono ney hath bherhaya samosa ki traf

K achanak drakht k peechey sey #cutebhoot nikal kr bola yaar tum aisa kro gey tou mai nhi jaonga pepsi laney :)) :)) :))


@Shiraz-Khan
@Hoorain @shehr-e-tanhayi @saviou @Aaylaaaaa @Aaidah @Kavi @zaryaab @fahadhassan @Ahmad-Hasan @Fantasy @Ally @Armaghankhan @Charming_Deep @Asheer @Meerab_ @imama @Parisa_ @Bird-Of-Paradise
kia fast service hai apki @cute bhoot =))
 

Aliean

Mann'Chala ^^ !-!@!)G0nE/
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@Shiraz-Khan bro apne papa se: Papa aik gud news hay {(girlangel)}
Papa : wo kia :-?
Sherry bhaya: apko yaad hay apne bola tha agar main pass hua to aap muje 5000 rupay dain gey
papa: haan
sherry bhaya: aap k 5000 bach gey :D

@Fantasy @muttalib @AishLyn @shehr-e-tanhayi @Star24 @*Sonu* @saviou @krazykitty @Sunny_Rano
@Hoorain apni friend @Star24 se kaha k un k papa ne last warning di

K ager Exam fail ho gye to shadi kerwa doun ga

@Star24 Boli phir kaha tak tayari Ho Gye

@Hoorain
bus Aik 2 Suit Reh Gye hein Shadi K
(giggle)
 

AnadiL

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@Shiraz-Khan bro apne papa se: Papa aik gud news hay {(girlangel)}
Papa : wo kia :-?
Sherry bhaya: apko yaad hay apne bola tha agar main pass hua to aap muje 5000 rupay dain gey
papa: haan
sherry bhaya: aap k 5000 bach gey :D

@Fantasy @muttalib @AishLyn @shehr-e-tanhayi @Star24 @*Sonu* @saviou @krazykitty @Sunny_Rano
Meri Taraf se bhi aik Arz hy :p

@Shiraz-Khan to Unki Hone Wali Zoja :joy
What's Up ????
She : Hijab Prices :dumb

@Fantasy @muttalib @Bird-Of-Paradise @Dil-Wale @krazzykitty @*Sonu* @Sunny_Rano
 
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