TM Member's Joke Mela

[Rubi]

Hahah

Once @Rubi got sick and she went to the doctor

On her 02nd visit to doctor…

Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai

Rubi: abhi theek nahi hoi doc

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi?

Rubi: nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi ?

Rubi: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi

Dr: kia dawa leli thi

Rubi: jee medical store sey leli thi

Dr: ufffffff listen Rubi maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???

rubi: … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…
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[Asma_tufail]

Hahah

its funny na ab u ki turn ha rubi

 

[Hoorain]

Once @Rubi got sick and she went to the doctor

On her 02nd visit to doctor…

Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai

Rubi: abhi theek nahi hoi doc

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi?

Rubi: nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi ?

Rubi: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi

Dr: kia dawa leli thi

Rubi: jee medical store sey leli thi

Dr: ufffffff listen Rubi maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???

rubi: … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…
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hahaha genius @Rubi

 

[Asma_tufail]

hahaha genius @Rubi

lolzxxx

 

[Rubi]

Thnku

hahaha genius @Rubi

 

[Rubi]

Meri turn turn ho k so gayi hy

its funny na ab u ki turn ha rubi

 

[Asma_tufail]

Meri turn turn ho k so gayi hy

hahahahhahaha wo kasey

 

[Rubi]

aisy--->

hahahahhahaha wo kasey

 

[Azeyy]

Once @Rubi got sick and she went to the doctor

On her 02nd visit to doctor…

Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai

Rubi: abhi theek nahi hoi doc

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi?

Rubi: nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi ?

Rubi: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi

Dr: kia dawa leli thi

Rubi: jee medical store sey leli thi

Dr: ufffffff listen Rubi maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa???

rubi: … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…
​

hahahahah @Rubi

 

[Asma_tufail]

@Ally : yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta dekh ...:?

@Azeyy : Aik larki hai b.com ki...

Ally: yaar kisi bhi Qoum ki ho bas Parhi likhi honi chahye ...

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koi tag kr dey ga ku k mery ce tag nai hu pa rahaye @Shiraz-Khan , @ShiXu_MiXu , @Fanii

 

[Masoom_girl]

 

[Just_Like_Roze]

sardar: apni behan pinki k pas gaiya os ny darzy pr dastak di
pinki ny pocha kn ?? sardar mein ...
pinki mein kn ??
sardar tum pinki pagli na ho to ...!!

 

[Just_Like_Roze]

mg :1 tarf paisa hy
1:trf Dimagh kya lo gy ??
fahad aisa
mg :galt
ager mein hoti to Dimagh leti ..
fahad: jis k pas jo nh hai wo wohi laita hy ...

 

[Just_Like_Roze]

@Shiraz-Khan k hont jaley howy thy..
fahad ny pocha kaisy jaly ??
shiraz :wife maiky ja rhi thi usko chorne station gaiya tha
khushi me train ka Engine choom liya
@Fanii

 

[AnadiL]

 

[Hoorain]

hahaha

 

[Masoom_girl]

mg :1 tarf paisa hy
1:trf Dimagh kya lo gy ??
fahad aisa
mg :galt
ager mein hoti to Dimagh leti ..
fahad: jis k pas jo nh hai wo wohi laita hy ...

ahahhahaha ye fahad sach mein aisy batein he kerta he

 

[Azeyy]

@Ally : yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta dekh ...:?

@Azeyy : Aik larki hai b.com ki...

Ally: yaar kisi bhi Qoum ki ho bas Parhi likhi honi chahye ...

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koi tag kr dey ga ku k mery ce tag nai hu pa rahaye @Shiraz-Khan , @ShiXu_MiXu , @Fanii

u ko me hi mila tha Dashhh

 

[Fanii]

@Ally : yaar mere liye kisi achi si larki ka rishta dekh ...:?

@Azeyy : Aik larki hai b.com ki...

Ally: yaar kisi bhi Qoum ki ho bas Parhi likhi honi chahye ...

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koi tag kr dey ga ku k mery ce tag nai hu pa rahaye @Shiraz-Khan , @ShiXu_MiXu , @Fanii

 

[Fanii]

@Shiraz-Khan k hont jaley howy thy..
fahad ny pocha kaisy jaly ??
shiraz :wife maiky ja rhi thi usko chorne station gaiya tha
khushi me train ka Engine choom liya
@Fanii

hahahaha