TM Member's Joke Mela

[RedAngel]

wo strom tha.........lolx

 

[St0rm]

kon storm tha........

 

[*Maryam*]

nice thread Noor...
enjoyable
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[Atif-adi]

nice thread noor

 

[zulqarnain]

ahaan nix

 

[Noor_Afridi]

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Tari ki Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Tari : Mom Ap Ne khud hi To Kaha tha k ghar atay hOye Cheeni Letay Aana... ​

 

[Tariq Saeed]

Doctor: Don ki naak me ungli daalk betha tha.

RR ne poocha Doctor ye kiya krrahe ho?

Doctor : Don ko ulti karwa raha hun.

RR: Mgr ye konsa tareeqa he?

Doctor: Yehi ungli ab Don k munh me dalunga.

RR.. Tm ki class main aa kar bacho se kehne lagi..

Aaj main apko maindak ke bare main bataongee..

Yeh keh kar osne apne parse main haath dala to os ke haath main cake tha...

Cake dekh kar rr kehne lagi ye cake hai to wo kia cheez thee jo maine raste main khai tee....​

bahot khoob Noor bahot hi maza agiya

 

[Tariq Saeed]

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Tari ki Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Tari : Mom Ap Ne khud hi To Kaha tha k ghar atay hOye Cheeni Letay Aana...

 

[Umm-e-ahmad]

nice thread
very nice joke

 

[Toobi]

hehehe......tari bhi pay nice joke ta.........

 

[SHB_Bhaiya]

superb thread

 

[RedRose64]

Doctor: Don ki naak me ungli daalk betha tha.

RR ne poocha Doctor ye kiya krrahe ho?

Doctor : Don ko ulti karwa raha hun.

RR: Mgr ye konsa tareeqa he?

Doctor: Yehi ungli ab Don k munh me dalunga.

EwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWW

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Tari ki Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?


Tari : Mom Ap Ne khud hi To Kaha tha k ghar atay hOye Cheeni Letay Aana...

lolz

 

[Prince-Farry]

mujhe shuru ke doo joke khud samjh nai aye...baqi cheeni wala samjh agia...

 

[Nelly]

hahah lolz acche jokes hain​

 

[Noor_Afridi]

mujhe shuru ke doo joke khud samjh nai aye...baqi cheeni wala samjh agia...

PF jab tum par banain gay tO phir Sab Samaj jayeh ga
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[*Maryam*]

doctor: Don ki naak me ungli daalk betha tha.

Rr ne poocha doctor ye kiya krrahe ho?​

Doctor : Don ko ulti karwa raha hun.​

Rr: Mgr ye konsa tareeqa he?​

Doctor: Yehi ungli ab don k munh me dalunga.​

hehehehehehe..........​

 

[Sit@ra]

Ek joke mere taraf se
Don:rr ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi..
Rr:kya baat kar rahe ho don sub check kar kay laye hun:

 

[RedRose64]

heheheh sitaraa
lolzz::

nice one

 

[St0rm]

hahah nice joke ...

 

[Noor_Afridi]

Atif in Bio Paractical Exam.
Examiner: See Birds legs and tell me its name!
Atif: I dont know!
Examiner: you have failed, whats your name?
Atif: See my legs and tell my name?

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