TM Member's Joke Mela

[Asma_tufail]

Lollzxx....
ha na

u ko me hi mila tha Dashhh

 

[Azeyy]

Lollzxx....
ha na

koi haal nai

 

[zehar]

Hoorain= Duniya mai kitney bar-e-azam hai ..?
Abidi= 4 hai
Hoorain= kon kon sey
Abidi=Qaid e AZAM_MUghal e Azam _Sikander e Azam aur merey chacha Hajji Azam


@Hoorain @Abidi @shailina @seemab_khan @Seap @S!dd!Qá

 

[Hoorain]

Hoorain= Duniya mai kitney bar-e-azam hai ..?
Abidi= 4 hai
Hoorain= kon kon sey
Abidi=Qaid e AZAM_MUghal e Azam _Sikander e Azam aur merey chacha Hajji Azam


@Hoorain @Abidi @shailina @seemab_khan @Seap @S!dd!Qá

hahaha daikha @Abidi bro maine bola tha aap parhe parhaye ho

 

[Abid Mahmood]

Hoorain= Duniya mai kitney bar-e-azam hai ..?
Abidi= 4 hai
Hoorain= kon kon sey
Abidi=Qaid e AZAM_MUghal e Azam _Sikander e Azam aur merey chacha Hajji Azam


@Hoorain @Abidi @shailina @seemab_khan @Seap @S!dd!Qá

hahaha daikha @Abidi bro maine bola tha aap parhe parhaye ho

sabit ho gaya na Hoorain sis k aap itni na'laaeq hain aapko itna b nai pata k kitne hotay hain Pata hota to mujh se puchhtien?

 

[Hoorain]

sabit ho gaya na Hoorain sis k aap itni na'laaeq hain aapko itna b nai pata k kitne hotay hain Pata hota to mujh se puchhtien?

wahhh itna dimagh maths may chlaya hota to 12 saal pehle 12 baar fail na hote

 

[Abid Mahmood]

wahhh itna dimagh maths may chlaya hota to 12 saal pehle 12 baar fail na hote

memory weak ha u ki 15 baar hua tha

 

[Abid Mahmood]

@Dreem :ye jo tum ne hathon main slate pakri hui ha,kitni piyari lag rahi ha..
@Toobi ye dangra,this is my galaxy S5 ..

@Shiraz-Khan @Hoorain
@Sid_diQa
@STAR24
@Iceage-TM

 

[AnadiL]

@Dreem :ye jo tum ne hathon main slate pakri hui ha,kitni piyari lag rahi ha..
@Toobi ye dangra,this is my galaxy S5 ..

@Shiraz-Khan @Hoorain
@Sid_diQa
@STAR24
@Iceage-TM

@Toobi sis

 

[Missing_Person]

nice thread...

 

[Iceage-TM]

@Dreem :ye jo tum ne hathon main slate pakri hui ha,kitni piyari lag rahi ha..
@Toobi ye dangra,this is my galaxy S5 ..

@Shiraz-Khan @Hoorain
@Sid_diQa
@STAR24
@Iceage-TM

hahaha

 

[Missing_Person]

lolxx

 

[silent_heart]

hahahaha

 

[Hoorain]

@Fanii (professor) ne @dufer (student) se kaha: aaj pehli baar tum class may batain kar rhe ho warna hamesha tum nazrain juka k meri batain suna karte thay aakhir tumhe hua kia hay?
@Duffer (student): Sir! aaj mera SMS package khatam hogya hay

@Qu33na @Fantasy @Bird-Of-Paradise @Rukh-E-Aaftaab @whiteros

 

[whiteros]

@Fanii (professor) ne @dufer (student) se kaha: aaj pehli baar tum class may batain kar rhe ho warna hamesha tum nazrain juka k meri batain suna karte thay aakhir tumhe hua kia hay?
@Duffer (student): Sir! aaj mera SMS package khatam hogya hay

@Qu33na @Fantasy @Bird-Of-Paradise @Rukh-E-Aaftaab @whiteros

kia bat hai apki husheyari ki ...

 

[Bird-Of-Paradise]

@Fanii (professor) ne @dufer (student) se kaha: aaj pehli baar tum class may batain kar rhe ho warna hamesha tum nazrain juka k meri batain suna karte thay aakhir tumhe hua kia hay?
@Duffer (student): Sir! aaj mera SMS package khatam hogya hay

@Qu33na @Fantasy @Bird-Of-Paradise @Rukh-E-Aaftaab @whiteros

Hahahahaha

 

[Hoorain]

@Asheer ne apne father se poocha: abu jab aap fail hojate thay to Dada jaan kia karte thay?
Abbu: wo meri pitayi karte thay..
Asheer: aur jab aap k abbu fail ho jate thay tab?
abbu: tab un k abbu unki pitayi krte thay
Asheer: Abbu agar aap mere saath taawun krain to hum mil kar is khandani dehshatgardi ka khatma kr sakte hain

@whiteros @Rukh-E-Aaftaab @Qu33na @Fanii @Bird-Of-Paradise @Gul-e-Pakiza @Seap @Guriya_Rani

 

[Hoorain]

@Shoaib_Nasir ne @Duffer se kaha yaar tum to aaj doctor k paas jaane waale thay na?
@Duffer: haan magar ab kal jauga aaj meri tabiyat khrab hy

 

[Duffer]

@Shoaib_Nasir ne @Duffer se kaha yaar tum to aaj doctor k paas jaane waale thay na?
@Duffer: haan magar ab kal jauga aaj meri tabiyat khrab hy

Yr yeh u ke sb jokes mujh pe hi kyun ban rhe hain koi or victom b dhond lo

 

[Hoorain]

Yr yeh u ke sb jokes mujh pe hi kyun ban rhe hain koi or victom b dhond lo

aisi batain suit hi aap pe krti hain fd bro famous hi bohat ho aap