Teen Aurtain Teen Kahaniyan: Nelly

[ChoCo]

Asalam O Alaikum!

Disclaimer: This article is for the sake of pure fun and means no harm or offense to anyone involved in it and should not be treated otherwise! This article further complies with the TM funny act 2013 para (5,6)!

Kaise hain TM wasio? Yh raha 2nd part of 3 article series! Muje umeed hai ap ko pasand aye ga!

Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyan: Nelly

22 september ki aik sard shaam thi! Aik Larki apni moti moti ankhon se apnay samnay paray apni salgirah k chocolaty cake ko ghorr ghorr k daikh rhe thi! Paas baithay Us k Abu, Ami aur chota bhai iss intezaar me thay k kb cake kaatay ge! per woh larki bghair ankh jhapkay uss cake ko daikh rhe thi jaise kisi gehri soch me gum ho! Thak se khirki baji aur hawa ka jhonka guzar gya! Sb ne murr k daikha per yh larki abi b cake ko ghorr rhe thi! Uss larki k dimagh me iss waqt aik sochon ka toofan tha jo ruknay ka naam he nahi le rha tha! Akhir kaar yh khamoshi uss k chotay bhai ne toddi jis ne uss k hath se churi le k cake ko kaata lga dia! yh sb itni achanak hua k kisi k weham o gumaan me b na tha! Phir aik Tapaaaakh ki awaz se kamra goonj utha! Yh uss zanatay daar thappar ki awaz thi jo uss larki ne apnay chotay bhai ko iss badtameezi pe lagaya tha! Ji yh wohi nelly hai jissay bachpan se he saleeqay and sughar pan me kamaal haasil tha!

Nelly jb paida hui thi tau uss waqt sooraj doob rha tha and ufak ki neeli chadar apnay joban pe thi! Iss manzar ko daikhtay huay nelly ki Nani ne in ka name Neelum rakha! Sb ki dulari And piyari neelum ne 1 saal ki umar me chalna seikha aur 1.5 saal me dorany ki mashkein (exercises) start kien! Shuru se he inhain apnay naam se ajeeb se chubhan thi jo waqt k sath sath barhti chali gai!

Nelly jb thori bhari hui tau iss k ami abu ne issay school me dakhil kra dia! Jahan inhon ne pehli se 8 jamaat tk pehli position hasil ki! Iss kaamaal karkardagi pe inhain school ki taraf se inhain kai dafa husn e karkardagi ka award mila! Nelly ko bachpan se meethay ka bht shoak tha! yh khasoosan chocolate bht pasand krtien thein (gift hui hui - mosoof apnay paison se tau kuch ni khaatien) Ferroro rocher and Galaxy k 10 dabbay in ki fridge me hama waqt mojood hotay thay jo in ki bewaqt ki bhook ka azala krtay thay!

Nelly ne apni taleem haasil krnay k baad aaala taleem k liay england ka rukh kia! jahan ja k inhon ne goron (english people) ko wakhta paa dia! Mohtarma choon k pakistan me gali muhallon me haqooq e naswaan ki alambardaar thein iss liay choti moti behs mubahisay me inhain kamaal fan haasil tha aur chotay moton ko tau yh apni baat k agay tiknay na daitein thein! kia daleelain paish krtein thein! aik dafa ka zikr hai k gali me khana pkanay pe behs chal pari and bari bari aurtain kisi aik khanay pe ikhati na ho rhe thein aise me nelly ne apnay kamaal fan se na sirf inhain kaddu baingan pkanay pe raazi kr lia balkay apni daawat b un k ghar rakhwa li! Uss waqia k baad muhallay ki tamam aurtain jb b miltien thein yh zaroor kehtien thein k "Haww ni Kiddi chalako maasi c sanu kiwaein chaar gai aidaan ty kaddi asi apnay shohar nu ni chaarya"

Ji tau me farma rha tha k inhon ne goroon ko wakhta daal dia! inhon ne choti c umer me jis me log aik bamushkil aik degree krtay hain 8 degrees kr daalien! jis pe aj tk goraa heran hai! Ji ap theak smjhay inhon ne B.Tech higher national diploma in Human resource kr daala jis ko krnay se pehlay bray bray yh kehtay hain "Eda ta tau behtar hai asi double CA kr laiyay!"

Ji Nelly Gussay ki bht taiz thein! jb b inhain gussa ata tha tau yh zorr se ankhein band kr k apna saans naak se rok leti thein and moo se letein thein! Pehli dafa jb yh job ka interview dainay gai tau in k boss ne inka yh wala " " reaction daikhtay he choose kr lia k yh hamari company k liay bht mufeeed sabit hon gein!

TM join krnay k baad nelly ne bht se khidmaat anjaam dien jin me logon ko ultimatum daina, tari lgana, aur facebook pe parvi se batein krna numaya hain! Nelly Ko sooraj Uncle bht pasand hain Iss liay yh unko bht miss krtein hain Aj Taraki krtay krtay Nelly TM ki manager and bht so ki favourite member hain! Inhain TM princess honay ka bhi aizaz haasil hai! Yh sb inki sweet nature and beloss mehnat ka natija hai!

Hum umeed krtay hain! k Nelly hamein issi tarah hansati rhayein gein and apni moujoodgi se hamein mustafeed krein gein! Ameen!

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[ChoCo]

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[kingnomi]

Asalam O Alaikum!​

Disclaimer: This article is for the sake of pure fun and means no harm or offense to anyone involved in it and should not be treated otherwise! This article further complies with the TM funny act 2013 para (5,6)!​

Kaise hain TM wasio? Yh raha 2nd part of 3 article series! Muje umeed hai ap ko pasand aye ga!​

Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyan: Nelly​

22 september ki aik sard shaam thi! Aik Larki apni moti moti ankhon se apnay samnay paray apni salgirah k chocolaty cake ko ghorr ghorr k daikh rhe thi! Paas baithay Us k Abu, Ami aur chota bhai iss intezaar me thay k kb cake kaatay ge! per woh larki bghair ankh jhapkay uss cake ko daikh rhe thi jaise kisi gehri soch me gum ho! Thak se khirki baji aur hawa ka jhonka guzar gya! Sb ne murr k daikha per yh larki abi b cake ko ghorr rhe thi! Uss larki k dimagh me iss waqt aik sochon ka toofan tha jo ruknay ka naam he nahi le rha tha! Akhir kaar yh khamoshi uss k chotay bhai ne toddi jis ne uss k hath se churi le k cake ko kaata lga dia! yh sb itni achanak hua k kisi k weham o gumaan me b na tha! Phir aik Tapaaaakh ki awaz se kamra goonj utha! Yh uss zanatay daar thappar ki awaz thi jo uss larki ne apnay chotay bhai ko iss badtameezi pe lagaya tha! Ji yh wohi nelly hai jissay bachpan se he saleeqay and sughar pan me kamaal haasil tha!​

Nelly jb paida hui thi tau uss waqt sooraj doob rha tha and ufak ki neeli chadar apnay joban pe thi! Iss manzar ko daikhtay huay nelly ki Nani ne in ka name Neelum rakha! Sb ki dulari And piyari neelum ne 1 saal ki umar me chalna seikha aur 1.5 saal me dorany ki mashkein (exercises) start kien! Shuru se he inhain apnay naam se ajeeb se chubhan thi jo waqt k sath sath barhti chali gai!​

Nelly jb thori bhari hui tau iss k ami abu ne issay school me dakhil kra dia! Jahan inhon ne pehli se 8 jamaat tk pehli position hasil ki! Iss kaamaal karkardagi pe inhain school ki taraf se inhain kai dafa husn e karkardagi ka award mila! Nelly ko bachpan se meethay ka bht shoak tha! yh khasoosan chocolate bht pasand krtien thein (gift hui hui - mosoof apnay paison se tau kuch ni khaatien) Ferroro rocher and Galaxy k 10 dabbay in ki fridge me hama waqt mojood hotay thay jo in ki bewaqt ki bhook ka azala krtay thay!​

Nelly ne apni taleem haasil krnay k baad aaala taleem k liay england ka rukh kia! jahan ja k inhon ne goron (english people) ko wakhta paa dia! Mohtarma choon k pakistan me gali muhallon me haqooq e naswaan ki alambardaar thein iss liay choti moti behs mubahisay me inhain kamaal fan haasil tha aur chotay moton ko tau yh apni baat k agay tiknay na daitein thein! kia daleelain paish krtein thein! aik dafa ka zikr hai k gali me khana pkanay pe behs chal pari and bari bari aurtain kisi aik khanay pe ikhati na ho rhe thein aise me nelly ne apnay kamaal fan se na sirf inhain kaddu baingan pkanay pe raazi kr lia balkay apni daawat b un k ghar rakhwa li! Uss waqia k baad muhallay ki tamam aurtain jb b miltien thein yh zaroor kehtien thein k "Haww ni Kiddi chalako maasi c sanu kiwaein chaar gai aidaan ty kaddi asi apnay shohar nu ni chaarya"​

Ji tau me farma rha tha k inhon ne goroon ko wakhta daal dia! inhon ne choti c umer me jis me log aik bamushkil aik degree krtay hain 8 degrees kr daalien! jis pe aj tk goraa heran hai! Ji ap theak smjhay inhon ne B.Tech higher national diploma in Human resource kr daala jis ko krnay se pehlay bray bray yh kehtay hain "Eda ta tau behtar hai asi double CA kr laiyay!"​

Ji Nelly Gussay ki bht taiz thein! jb b inhain gussa ata tha tau yh zorr se ankhein band kr k apna saans naak se rok leti thein and moo se letein thein! Pehli dafa jb yh job ka interview dainay gai tau in k boss ne inka yh wala " " reaction daikhtay he choose kr lia k yh hamari company k liay bht mufeeed sabit hon gein!​

TM join krnay k baad nelly ne bht se khidmaat anjaam dien jin me logon ko ultimatum daina, tari lgana, aur facebook pe parvi se batein krna numaya hain! Nelly Ko sooraj Uncle bht pasand hain Iss liay yh unko bht miss krtein hain Aj Taraki krtay krtay Nelly TM ki manager and bht so ki favourite member hain! Inhain TM princess honay ka bhi aizaz haasil hai! Yh sb inki sweet nature and beloss mehnat ka natija hai!​

Hum umeed krtay hain! k Nelly hamein issi tarah hansati rhayein gein and apni moujoodgi se hamein mustafeed krein gein! Ameen!​

​

i :
Walaikum salaaaaaaaaaam
Wowwwwwwwww Tooooooooo gooooooood choco , Kiyaaaaaaa baaat hai @Nelly ki bas akele akele Ferroro rocher aur galaxy khaati hai kabhi humien nhn khilaaaaaayi ..
lol Hukuk Nuswaaaan ki alambardar
btw yeh goraaaa heraan huwa ya Ghoraaaaaaaaaa ?
@Nelly Kiya yeh sab sach hai ... Ummm Ameen Hamesha Khush Raho Tm Princess

 

[Iceage-TM]

wa alaikum ussalam...
hahaha zabardast bro
@ChoCo

 

[Abid Mahmood]

Boht zabardast likha ha @ChoCo bro,
lekon aap k iss article ne mujhe kai jaghon par confuse kiya ha aur meray zehan in sawalat ne janam liya ha:
1.Article ka title ha...3 aurtain,3 kahaniyan...
Magar puray article main @Nelly ko bar bar larki kaha gaya ha,kaheen b aurat nahi kaha gaya,
kia larki aur aurat main koi faraq nahi hota?
2.birthday ka din 22 september bataya gaya ha magar year kioun nahi bataya gaya?
3.ye kioun nahi bataya gaya k jab Nelly ne apnay bhai ko thappar mara to uss waqt unke age kia thee?
4.ye kioun nahi wazeh kiya gaya k Nelly ke performence par siraf gora he kioun heran hua,kala kioun haran na hua?

 

[Mahen]

Asalam O Alaikum!​

Disclaimer: This article is for the sake of pure fun and means no harm or offense to anyone involved in it and should not be treated otherwise! This article further complies with the TM funny act 2013 para (5,6)!​

Kaise hain TM wasio? Yh raha 2nd part of 3 article series! Muje umeed hai ap ko pasand aye ga!​

Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyan: Nelly​

22 september ki aik sard shaam thi! Aik Larki apni moti moti ankhon se apnay samnay paray apni salgirah k chocolaty cake ko ghorr ghorr k daikh rhe thi! Paas baithay Us k Abu, Ami aur chota bhai iss intezaar me thay k kb cake kaatay ge! per woh larki bghair ankh jhapkay uss cake ko daikh rhe thi jaise kisi gehri soch me gum ho! Thak se khirki baji aur hawa ka jhonka guzar gya! Sb ne murr k daikha per yh larki abi b cake ko ghorr rhe thi! Uss larki k dimagh me iss waqt aik sochon ka toofan tha jo ruknay ka naam he nahi le rha tha! Akhir kaar yh khamoshi uss k chotay bhai ne toddi jis ne uss k hath se churi le k cake ko kaata lga dia! yh sb itni achanak hua k kisi k weham o gumaan me b na tha! Phir aik Tapaaaakh ki awaz se kamra goonj utha! Yh uss zanatay daar thappar ki awaz thi jo uss larki ne apnay chotay bhai ko iss badtameezi pe lagaya tha! Ji yh wohi nelly hai jissay bachpan se he saleeqay and sughar pan me kamaal haasil tha!​

Nelly jb paida hui thi tau uss waqt sooraj doob rha tha and ufak ki neeli chadar apnay joban pe thi! Iss manzar ko daikhtay huay nelly ki Nani ne in ka name Neelum rakha! Sb ki dulari And piyari neelum ne 1 saal ki umar me chalna seikha aur 1.5 saal me dorany ki mashkein (exercises) start kien! Shuru se he inhain apnay naam se ajeeb se chubhan thi jo waqt k sath sath barhti chali gai!​

Nelly jb thori bhari hui tau iss k ami abu ne issay school me dakhil kra dia! Jahan inhon ne pehli se 8 jamaat tk pehli position hasil ki! Iss kaamaal karkardagi pe inhain school ki taraf se inhain kai dafa husn e karkardagi ka award mila! Nelly ko bachpan se meethay ka bht shoak tha! yh khasoosan chocolate bht pasand krtien thein (gift hui hui - mosoof apnay paison se tau kuch ni khaatien) Ferroro rocher and Galaxy k 10 dabbay in ki fridge me hama waqt mojood hotay thay jo in ki bewaqt ki bhook ka azala krtay thay!​

Nelly ne apni taleem haasil krnay k baad aaala taleem k liay england ka rukh kia! jahan ja k inhon ne goron (english people) ko wakhta paa dia! Mohtarma choon k pakistan me gali muhallon me haqooq e naswaan ki alambardaar thein iss liay choti moti behs mubahisay me inhain kamaal fan haasil tha aur chotay moton ko tau yh apni baat k agay tiknay na daitein thein! kia daleelain paish krtein thein! aik dafa ka zikr hai k gali me khana pkanay pe behs chal pari and bari bari aurtain kisi aik khanay pe ikhati na ho rhe thein aise me nelly ne apnay kamaal fan se na sirf inhain kaddu baingan pkanay pe raazi kr lia balkay apni daawat b un k ghar rakhwa li! Uss waqia k baad muhallay ki tamam aurtain jb b miltien thein yh zaroor kehtien thein k "Haww ni Kiddi chalako maasi c sanu kiwaein chaar gai aidaan ty kaddi asi apnay shohar nu ni chaarya"​

Ji tau me farma rha tha k inhon ne goroon ko wakhta daal dia! inhon ne choti c umer me jis me log aik bamushkil aik degree krtay hain 8 degrees kr daalien! jis pe aj tk goraa heran hai! Ji ap theak smjhay inhon ne B.Tech higher national diploma in Human resource kr daala jis ko krnay se pehlay bray bray yh kehtay hain "Eda ta tau behtar hai asi double CA kr laiyay!"​

Ji Nelly Gussay ki bht taiz thein! jb b inhain gussa ata tha tau yh zorr se ankhein band kr k apna saans naak se rok leti thein and moo se letein thein! Pehli dafa jb yh job ka interview dainay gai tau in k boss ne inka yh wala " " reaction daikhtay he choose kr lia k yh hamari company k liay bht mufeeed sabit hon gein!​

TM join krnay k baad nelly ne bht se khidmaat anjaam dien jin me logon ko ultimatum daina, tari lgana, aur facebook pe parvi se batein krna numaya hain! Nelly Ko sooraj Uncle bht pasand hain Iss liay yh unko bht miss krtein hain Aj Taraki krtay krtay Nelly TM ki manager and bht so ki favourite member hain! Inhain TM princess honay ka bhi aizaz haasil hai! Yh sb inki sweet nature and beloss mehnat ka natija hai!​

Hum umeed krtay hain! k Nelly hamein issi tarah hansati rhayein gein and apni moujoodgi se hamein mustafeed krein gein! Ameen!​

​

Woooow amazing @ChoCo
kia khoob likha hai
keep it up {(hi5)}

 

[ChoCo]

i :
Walaikum salaaaaaaaaaam
Wowwwwwwwww Tooooooooo gooooooood choco , Kiyaaaaaaa baaat hai @Nelly ki bas akele akele Ferroro rocher aur galaxy khaati hai kabhi humien nhn khilaaaaaayi ..
lol Hukuk Nuswaaaan ki alambardar
btw yeh goraaaa heraan huwa ya Ghoraaaaaaaaaa ?
@Nelly Kiya yeh sab sach hai ... Ummm Ameen Hamesha Khush Raho Tm Princess

{(wizard)}[DOUBLEPOST=1365512469][/DOUBLEPOST]

wa alaikum ussalam...
hahaha zabardast bro
@ChoCo

Shukriya

Boht zabardast likha ha @ChoCo bro,
lekon aap k iss article ne mujhe kai jaghon par confuse kiya ha aur meray zehan in sawalat ne janam liya ha:
1.Article ka title ha...3 aurtain,3 kahaniyan...
Magar puray article main @Nelly ko bar bar larki kaha gaya ha,kaheen b aurat nahi kaha gaya,
kia larki aur aurat main koi faraq nahi hota?
2.birthday ka din 22 september bataya gaya ha magar year kioun nahi bataya gaya?
3.ye kioun nahi bataya gaya k jab Nelly ne apnay bhai ko thappar mara to uss waqt unke age kia thee?
4.ye kioun nahi wazeh kiya gaya k Nelly ke performence par siraf gora he kioun heran hua,kala kioun haran na hua?

1- pta ni
2- year muje khud ni pta
3- Unki age just 7 years thi tb!
4- Kalay hotay ni wahan iss liay

Woooow amazing @ChoCo
kia khoob likha hai
keep it up {(hi5)}

Bank you @Mahen U billi

 

[Jahil]

wowwwwwwww yaar boht zabardast likha hai gud going

 

[ChoCo]

wowwwwwwww yaar boht zabardast likha hai gud going

Bank you

 

[Mahen]

{(wizard)}[DOUBLEPOST=1365512469][/DOUBLEPOST]

Shukriya




1- pta ni
2- year muje khud ni pta
3- Unki age just 7 years thi tb!
4- Kalay hotay ni wahan iss liay



Bank you @Mahen U billi

{(hi5)}

 

[ChoCo]

{(hi5)}

Me pink you blue

 

[MysTeri0uS]

Asalam O Alaikum!

Disclaimer: This article is for the sake of pure fun and means no harm or offense to anyone involved in it and should not be treated otherwise! This article further complies with the TM funny act 2013 para (5,6)!

Kaise hain TM wasio? Yh raha 2nd part of 3 article series! Muje umeed hai ap ko pasand aye ga!

Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyan: Nelly

22 september ki aik sard shaam thi! Aik Larki apni moti moti ankhon se apnay samnay paray apni salgirah k chocolaty cake ko ghorr ghorr k daikh rhe thi! Paas baithay Us k Abu, Ami aur chota bhai iss intezaar me thay k kb cake kaatay ge! per woh larki bghair ankh jhapkay uss cake ko daikh rhe thi jaise kisi gehri soch me gum ho! Thak se khirki baji aur hawa ka jhonka guzar gya! Sb ne murr k daikha per yh larki abi b cake ko ghorr rhe thi! Uss larki k dimagh me iss waqt aik sochon ka toofan tha jo ruknay ka naam he nahi le rha tha! Akhir kaar yh khamoshi uss k chotay bhai ne toddi jis ne uss k hath se churi le k cake ko kaata lga dia! yh sb itni achanak hua k kisi k weham o gumaan me b na tha! Phir aik Tapaaaakh ki awaz se kamra goonj utha! Yh uss zanatay daar thappar ki awaz thi jo uss larki ne apnay chotay bhai ko iss badtameezi pe lagaya tha! Ji yh wohi nelly hai jissay bachpan se he saleeqay and sughar pan me kamaal haasil tha!

Nelly jb paida hui thi tau uss waqt sooraj doob rha tha and ufak ki neeli chadar apnay joban pe thi! Iss manzar ko daikhtay huay nelly ki Nani ne in ka name Neelum rakha! Sb ki dulari And piyari neelum ne 1 saal ki umar me chalna seikha aur 1.5 saal me dorany ki mashkein (exercises) start kien! Shuru se he inhain apnay naam se ajeeb se chubhan thi jo waqt k sath sath barhti chali gai!

Nelly jb thori bhari hui tau iss k ami abu ne issay school me dakhil kra dia! Jahan inhon ne pehli se 8 jamaat tk pehli position hasil ki! Iss kaamaal karkardagi pe inhain school ki taraf se inhain kai dafa husn e karkardagi ka award mila! Nelly ko bachpan se meethay ka bht shoak tha! yh khasoosan chocolate bht pasand krtien thein (gift hui hui - mosoof apnay paison se tau kuch ni khaatien) Ferroro rocher and Galaxy k 10 dabbay in ki fridge me hama waqt mojood hotay thay jo in ki bewaqt ki bhook ka azala krtay thay!

Nelly ne apni taleem haasil krnay k baad aaala taleem k liay england ka rukh kia! jahan ja k inhon ne goron (english people) ko wakhta paa dia! Mohtarma choon k pakistan me gali muhallon me haqooq e naswaan ki alambardaar thein iss liay choti moti behs mubahisay me inhain kamaal fan haasil tha aur chotay moton ko tau yh apni baat k agay tiknay na daitein thein! kia daleelain paish krtein thein! aik dafa ka zikr hai k gali me khana pkanay pe behs chal pari and bari bari aurtain kisi aik khanay pe ikhati na ho rhe thein aise me nelly ne apnay kamaal fan se na sirf inhain kaddu baingan pkanay pe raazi kr lia balkay apni daawat b un k ghar rakhwa li! Uss waqia k baad muhallay ki tamam aurtain jb b miltien thein yh zaroor kehtien thein k "Haww ni Kiddi chalako maasi c sanu kiwaein chaar gai aidaan ty kaddi asi apnay shohar nu ni chaarya"

Ji tau me farma rha tha k inhon ne goroon ko wakhta daal dia! inhon ne choti c umer me jis me log aik bamushkil aik degree krtay hain 8 degrees kr daalien! jis pe aj tk goraa heran hai! Ji ap theak smjhay inhon ne B.Tech higher national diploma in Human resource kr daala jis ko krnay se pehlay bray bray yh kehtay hain "Eda ta tau behtar hai asi double CA kr laiyay!"

Ji Nelly Gussay ki bht taiz thein! jb b inhain gussa ata tha tau yh zorr se ankhein band kr k apna saans naak se rok leti thein and moo se letein thein! Pehli dafa jb yh job ka interview dainay gai tau in k boss ne inka yh wala " " reaction daikhtay he choose kr lia k yh hamari company k liay bht mufeeed sabit hon gein!

TM join krnay k baad nelly ne bht se khidmaat anjaam dien jin me logon ko ultimatum daina, tari lgana, aur facebook pe parvi se batein krna numaya hain! Nelly Ko sooraj Uncle bht pasand hain Iss liay yh unko bht miss krtein hain Aj Taraki krtay krtay Nelly TM ki manager and bht so ki favourite member hain! Inhain TM princess honay ka bhi aizaz haasil hai! Yh sb inki sweet nature and beloss mehnat ka natija hai!

Hum umeed krtay hain! k Nelly hamein issi tarah hansati rhayein gein and apni moujoodgi se hamein mustafeed krein gein! Ameen!

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wa alaikum assalam....
Janab samajh nahi aaya per song zabardast hai.....

 

[Asma_tufail]

wa alaikum ussalam...
hahaha zabardast

 

[marzish]

Hahaha niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nelly meri favrt hy

 

[Nelly]

Asalam O Alaikum!​

Disclaimer: This article is for the sake of pure fun and means no harm or offense to anyone involved in it and should not be treated otherwise! This article further complies with the TM funny act 2013 para (5,6)!​

Kaise hain TM wasio? Yh raha 2nd part of 3 article series! Muje umeed hai ap ko pasand aye ga!​

Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyan: Nelly​

22 september ki aik sard shaam thi! Aik Larki apni moti moti ankhon se apnay samnay paray apni salgirah k chocolaty cake ko ghorr ghorr k daikh rhe thi! Paas baithay Us k Abu, Ami aur chota bhai iss intezaar me thay k kb cake kaatay ge! per woh larki bghair ankh jhapkay uss cake ko daikh rhe thi jaise kisi gehri soch me gum ho! Thak se khirki baji aur hawa ka jhonka guzar gya! Sb ne murr k daikha per yh larki abi b cake ko ghorr rhe thi! Uss larki k dimagh me iss waqt aik sochon ka toofan tha jo ruknay ka naam he nahi le rha tha! Akhir kaar yh khamoshi uss k chotay bhai ne toddi jis ne uss k hath se churi le k cake ko kaata lga dia! yh sb itni achanak hua k kisi k weham o gumaan me b na tha! Phir aik Tapaaaakh ki awaz se kamra goonj utha! Yh uss zanatay daar thappar ki awaz thi jo uss larki ne apnay chotay bhai ko iss badtameezi pe lagaya tha! Ji yh wohi nelly hai jissay bachpan se he saleeqay and sughar pan me kamaal haasil tha!​

Nelly jb paida hui thi tau uss waqt sooraj doob rha tha and ufak ki neeli chadar apnay joban pe thi! Iss manzar ko daikhtay huay nelly ki Nani ne in ka name Neelum rakha! Sb ki dulari And piyari neelum ne 1 saal ki umar me chalna seikha aur 1.5 saal me dorany ki mashkein (exercises) start kien! Shuru se he inhain apnay naam se ajeeb se chubhan thi jo waqt k sath sath barhti chali gai!​

Nelly jb thori bhari hui tau iss k ami abu ne issay school me dakhil kra dia! Jahan inhon ne pehli se 8 jamaat tk pehli position hasil ki! Iss kaamaal karkardagi pe inhain school ki taraf se inhain kai dafa husn e karkardagi ka award mila! Nelly ko bachpan se meethay ka bht shoak tha! yh khasoosan chocolate bht pasand krtien thein (gift hui hui - mosoof apnay paison se tau kuch ni khaatien) Ferroro rocher and Galaxy k 10 dabbay in ki fridge me hama waqt mojood hotay thay jo in ki bewaqt ki bhook ka azala krtay thay!​

Nelly ne apni taleem haasil krnay k baad aaala taleem k liay england ka rukh kia! jahan ja k inhon ne goron (english people) ko wakhta paa dia! Mohtarma choon k pakistan me gali muhallon me haqooq e naswaan ki alambardaar thein iss liay choti moti behs mubahisay me inhain kamaal fan haasil tha aur chotay moton ko tau yh apni baat k agay tiknay na daitein thein! kia daleelain paish krtein thein! aik dafa ka zikr hai k gali me khana pkanay pe behs chal pari and bari bari aurtain kisi aik khanay pe ikhati na ho rhe thein aise me nelly ne apnay kamaal fan se na sirf inhain kaddu baingan pkanay pe raazi kr lia balkay apni daawat b un k ghar rakhwa li! Uss waqia k baad muhallay ki tamam aurtain jb b miltien thein yh zaroor kehtien thein k "Haww ni Kiddi chalako maasi c sanu kiwaein chaar gai aidaan ty kaddi asi apnay shohar nu ni chaarya"​

Ji tau me farma rha tha k inhon ne goroon ko wakhta daal dia! inhon ne choti c umer me jis me log aik bamushkil aik degree krtay hain 8 degrees kr daalien! jis pe aj tk goraa heran hai! Ji ap theak smjhay inhon ne B.Tech higher national diploma in Human resource kr daala jis ko krnay se pehlay bray bray yh kehtay hain "Eda ta tau behtar hai asi double CA kr laiyay!"​

Ji Nelly Gussay ki bht taiz thein! jb b inhain gussa ata tha tau yh zorr se ankhein band kr k apna saans naak se rok leti thein and moo se letein thein! Pehli dafa jb yh job ka interview dainay gai tau in k boss ne inka yh wala " " reaction daikhtay he choose kr lia k yh hamari company k liay bht mufeeed sabit hon gein!​

TM join krnay k baad nelly ne bht se khidmaat anjaam dien jin me logon ko ultimatum daina, tari lgana, aur facebook pe parvi se batein krna numaya hain! Nelly Ko sooraj Uncle bht pasand hain Iss liay yh unko bht miss krtein hain Aj Taraki krtay krtay Nelly TM ki manager and bht so ki favourite member hain! Inhain TM princess honay ka bhi aizaz haasil hai! Yh sb inki sweet nature and beloss mehnat ka natija hai!​

Hum umeed krtay hain! k Nelly hamein issi tarah hansati rhayein gein and apni moujoodgi se hamein mustafeed krein gein! Ameen!​

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walaikum assalam
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kitna tym ye likhnay main?? m sure month weeks tou lagay hi hongi
itsss tooo gud, parh k maza aaya chalen main thora thora kr replies krti hoon

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2 september ki aik sard shaam thi! Aik Larki apni moti moti ankhon se apnay samnay paray apni salgirah k chocolaty cake ko ghorr ghorr k daikh rhe thi! Paas baithay Us k Abu, Ami aur chota bhai iss intezaar me thay k kb cake kaatay ge! per woh larki bghair ankh jhapkay uss cake ko daikh rhe thi jaise kisi gehri soch me gum ho! Thak se khirki baji aur hawa ka jhonka guzar gya! Sb ne murr k daikha per yh larki abi b cake ko ghorr rhe thi! Uss larki k dimagh me iss waqt aik sochon ka toofan tha jo ruknay ka naam he nahi le rha tha! Akhir kaar yh khamoshi uss k chotay bhai ne toddi jis ne uss k hath se churi le k cake ko kaata lga dia! yh sb itni achanak hua k kisi k weham o gumaan me b na tha! Phir aik Tapaaaakh ki awaz se kamra goonj utha! Yh uss zanatay daar thappar ki awaz thi jo uss larki ne apnay chotay bhai ko iss badtameezi pe lagaya tha! Ji yh wohi nelly hai jissay bachpan se he saleeqay and sughar pan me kamaal haasil tha!

Hahahaha i wonder k mera bhai roya hoga ya wapis attack kiya hoga cz wo start se hi mujh se ziyada powerful hai aur hamesha take over krta hai poor me
wese main cake ko dekh k kya soch rahi thi??? any idea??

Nelly jb paida hui thi tau uss waqt sooraj doob rha tha and ufak ki neeli chadar apnay joban pe thi! Iss manzar ko daikhtay huay nelly ki Nani ne in ka name Neelum rakha! Sb ki dulari And piyari neelum ne 1 saal ki umar me chalna seikha aur 1.5 saal me dorany ki mashkein (exercises) start kien! Shuru se he inhain apnay naam se ajeeb se chubhan thi jo waqt k sath sath barhti chali gai!

hehehe main subah paida hui baqol meri amma ji k aur naam nani ne nai balki dadi n daddy ne rakha tha
article likhnay se pehle mujh se pooch tou letay {(nea)} kherrr naaam ka zikr kr ke aaap ne mujhe emotional kr diya ek baar phir

Nelly jb thori bhari hui tau iss k ami abu ne issay school me dakhil kra dia! Jahan inhon ne pehli se 8 jamaat tk pehli position hasil ki! Iss kaamaal karkardagi pe inhain school ki taraf se inhain kai dafa husn e karkardagi ka award mila! Nelly ko bachpan se meethay ka bht shoak tha! yh khasoosan chocolate bht pasand krtien thein (gift hui hui - mosoof apnay paison se tau kuch ni khaatien) Ferroro rocher and Galaxy k 10 dabbay in ki fridge me hama waqt mojood hotay thay jo in ki bewaqt ki bhook ka azala krtay thay!

mere khanay pe innnni buri nazar

Nelly ne apni taleem haasil krnay k baad aaala taleem k liay england ka rukh kia! jahan ja k inhon ne goron (english people) ko wakhta paa dia! Mohtarma choon k pakistan me gali muhallon me haqooq e naswaan ki alambardaar thein iss liay choti moti behs mubahisay me inhain kamaal fan haasil tha aur chotay moton ko tau yh apni baat k agay tiknay na daitein thein! kia daleelain paish krtein thein! aik dafa ka zikr hai k gali me khana pkanay pe behs chal pari and bari bari aurtain kisi aik khanay pe ikhati na ho rhe thein aise me nelly ne apnay kamaal fan se na sirf inhain kaddu baingan pkanay pe raazi kr lia balkay apni daawat b un k ghar rakhwa li! Uss waqia k baad muhallay ki tamam aurtain jb b miltien thein yh zaroor kehtien thein k "Haww ni Kiddi chalako maasi c sanu kiwaein chaar gai aidaan ty kaddi asi apnay shohar nu ni chaarya"

Hahahahaha the most funniest part i wonder k AURATON ne mujhe zinda kese chor diya ?

i tau me farma rha tha k inhon ne goroon ko wakhta daal dia! inhon ne choti c umer me jis me log aik bamushkil aik degree krtay hain 8 degrees kr daalien! jis pe aj tk goraa heran hai! Ji ap theak smjhay inhon ne B.Tech higher national diploma in Human resource kr daala jis ko krnay se pehlay bray bray yh kehtay hain "Eda ta tau behtar hai asi double CA kr laiyay!"

Ji Nelly Gussay ki bht taiz thein! jb b inhain gussa ata tha tau yh zorr se ankhein band kr k apna saans naak se rok leti thein and moo se letein thein! Pehli dafa jb yh job ka interview dainay gai tau in k boss ne inka yh wala " " reaction daikhtay he choose kr lia k yh hamari company k liay bht mufeeed sabit hon gein!​

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jee nai itna b ghussa nai aata mujhe ghalat afwah hai yeh {)^})​

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TM join krnay k baad nelly ne bht se khidmaat anjaam dien jin me logon ko ultimatum daina, tari lgana, aur facebook pe parvi se batein krna numaya hain! Nelly Ko sooraj Uncle bht pasand hain Iss liay yh unko bht miss krtein hain Aj Taraki krtay krtay Nelly TM ki manager and bht so ki favourite member hain! Inhain TM princess honay ka bhi aizaz haasil hai! Yh sb inki sweet nature and beloss mehnat ka natija hai!​

Hum umeed krtay hain! k Nelly hamein issi tarah hansati rhayein gein and apni moujoodgi se hamein mustafeed krein gein! Ameen!​

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Ameen sum Ameen​

n thanks for writing such a beautiful article lekin mujhe ek baat samajh nai aai k article ka naam teen auraten teen kahaniyan hai, but kahani sirf ek hi aurat (matlab larki) ki sunayi hai, baqi do kider hain??? ​

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[ChoCo]

wa alaikum assalam....
Janab samajh nahi aaya per song zabardast hai.....

ajao bhangra daalein phir

wa alaikum ussalam...
hahaha zabardast

Bank you AT

Hahaha niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nelly meri favrt hy

Yh shashkay thori dair k hain

 

[Mahen]

@hoorain :-t

 

[ChoCo]

walaikum assalam
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kitna tym ye likhnay main?? m sure month weeks tou lagay hi hongi
itsss tooo gud, parh k maza aaya chalen main thora thora kr replies krti hoon

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It took me exactly half an hour to write it! Because so much was happening along with it! so it took time

Hahahaha i wonder k mera bhai roya hoga ya wapis attack kiya hoga cz wo start se hi mujh se ziyada powerful hai aur hamesha take over krta hai poor me
wese main cake ko dekh k kya soch rahi thi??? any idea??

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ap ka bhai gussay me nalaj ho gya tha and soch ap rhe thi me ko kia maloom

hehehe main subah paida hui baqol meri amma ji k aur naam nani ne nai balki dadi n daddy ne rakha tha
article likhnay se pehle mujh se pooch tou letay {(nea)} kherrr naaam ka zikr kr ke aaap ne mujhe emotional kr diya ek baar phir

me ko yh sb bta daiti

mere khanay pe innnni buri nazar

@hoorain apoo ki hai Meri ni

Hahahahaha the most funniest part i wonder k AURATON ne mujhe zinda kese chor diya ?

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jee nai itna b ghussa nai aata mujhe ghalat afwah hai yeh {)^})​

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Aurtain thien tbi xinda chorr dia

Afwah ni yh sb through reliable sources pta chala hai @Abidi bro ne news di thi

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Ameen sum Ameen​

n thanks for writing such a beautiful article lekin mujhe ek baat samajh nai aai k article ka naam teen auraten teen kahaniyan hai, but kahani sirf ek hi aurat (matlab larki) ki sunayi hai, baqi do kider hain??? ​

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First Episode of Teen aurtain teen kahaniyan: hoorain me already publish kr chuka hoon Ap parh sktien hain
And Last Episode of Teen Aurtain teen kahaniyan jald aye ge That will be the most cherished one [DOUBLEPOST=1365606085][/DOUBLEPOST]

@hoorain :-t

Bemurrawat logon ko kyon bula rhe hain

 

[Abid Mahmood]

Kinni buri bat ha @ChoCo yar...kabi b source ka naam zahir nahi kartay..ab ma aaenda u ko koi news detay waqt 101 dafa sochoon ga..ab agar mujhe @Nelly se kutt parr gai to fare kon zima dar ho ga..?

 

[Hoorain]

Asalam O Alaikum!​

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Disclaimer: This article is for the sake of pure fun and means no harm or offense to anyone involved in it and should not be treated otherwise! This article further complies with the TM funny act 2013 para (5,6)!​

​

Kaise hain TM wasio? Yh raha 2nd part of 3 article series! Muje umeed hai ap ko pasand aye ga!​

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Teen Aurtain Teen kahaniyan: Nelly​

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22 september ki aik sard shaam thi! Aik Larki apni moti moti ankhon se apnay samnay paray apni salgirah k chocolaty cake ko ghorr ghorr k daikh rhe thi! Paas baithay Us k Abu, Ami aur chota bhai iss intezaar me thay k kb cake kaatay ge! per woh larki bghair ankh jhapkay uss cake ko daikh rhe thi jaise kisi gehri soch me gum ho! Thak se khirki baji aur hawa ka jhonka guzar gya! Sb ne murr k daikha per yh larki abi b cake ko ghorr rhe thi! Uss larki k dimagh me iss waqt aik sochon ka toofan tha jo ruknay ka naam he nahi le rha tha! Akhir kaar yh khamoshi uss k chotay bhai ne toddi jis ne uss k hath se churi le k cake ko kaata lga dia! yh sb itni achanak hua k kisi k weham o gumaan me b na tha! Phir aik Tapaaaakh ki awaz se kamra goonj utha! Yh uss zanatay daar thappar ki awaz thi jo uss larki ne apnay chotay bhai ko iss badtameezi pe lagaya tha! Ji yh wohi nelly hai jissay bachpan se he saleeqay and sughar pan me kamaal haasil tha!​

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Nelly jb paida hui thi tau uss waqt sooraj doob rha tha and ufak ki neeli chadar apnay joban pe thi! Iss manzar ko daikhtay huay nelly ki Nani ne in ka name Neelum rakha! Sb ki dulari And piyari neelum ne 1 saal ki umar me chalna seikha aur 1.5 saal me dorany ki mashkein (exercises) start kien! Shuru se he inhain apnay naam se ajeeb se chubhan thi jo waqt k sath sath barhti chali gai!​

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Nelly jb thori bhari hui tau iss k ami abu ne issay school me dakhil kra dia! Jahan inhon ne pehli se 8 jamaat tk pehli position hasil ki! Iss kaamaal karkardagi pe inhain school ki taraf se inhain kai dafa husn e karkardagi ka award mila! Nelly ko bachpan se meethay ka bht shoak tha! yh khasoosan chocolate bht pasand krtien thein (gift hui hui - mosoof apnay paison se tau kuch ni khaatien) Ferroro rocher and Galaxy k 10 dabbay in ki fridge me hama waqt mojood hotay thay jo in ki bewaqt ki bhook ka azala krtay thay!​

​

Nelly ne apni taleem haasil krnay k baad aaala taleem k liay england ka rukh kia! jahan ja k inhon ne goron (english people) ko wakhta paa dia! Mohtarma choon k pakistan me gali muhallon me haqooq e naswaan ki alambardaar thein iss liay choti moti behs mubahisay me inhain kamaal fan haasil tha aur chotay moton ko tau yh apni baat k agay tiknay na daitein thein! kia daleelain paish krtein thein! aik dafa ka zikr hai k gali me khana pkanay pe behs chal pari and bari bari aurtain kisi aik khanay pe ikhati na ho rhe thein aise me nelly ne apnay kamaal fan se na sirf inhain kaddu baingan pkanay pe raazi kr lia balkay apni daawat b un k ghar rakhwa li! Uss waqia k baad muhallay ki tamam aurtain jb b miltien thein yh zaroor kehtien thein k "Haww ni Kiddi chalako maasi c sanu kiwaein chaar gai aidaan ty kaddi asi apnay shohar nu ni chaarya"​

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Ji tau me farma rha tha k inhon ne goroon ko wakhta daal dia! inhon ne choti c umer me jis me log aik bamushkil aik degree krtay hain 8 degrees kr daalien! jis pe aj tk goraa heran hai! Ji ap theak smjhay inhon ne B.Tech higher national diploma in Human resource kr daala jis ko krnay se pehlay bray bray yh kehtay hain "Eda ta tau behtar hai asi double CA kr laiyay!"​

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Ji Nelly Gussay ki bht taiz thein! jb b inhain gussa ata tha tau yh zorr se ankhein band kr k apna saans naak se rok leti thein and moo se letein thein! Pehli dafa jb yh job ka interview dainay gai tau in k boss ne inka yh wala " " reaction daikhtay he choose kr lia k yh hamari company k liay bht mufeeed sabit hon gein!​

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TM join krnay k baad nelly ne bht se khidmaat anjaam dien jin me logon ko ultimatum daina, tari lgana, aur facebook pe parvi se batein krna numaya hain! Nelly Ko sooraj Uncle bht pasand hain Iss liay yh unko bht miss krtein hain Aj Taraki krtay krtay Nelly TM ki manager and bht so ki favourite member hain! Inhain TM princess honay ka bhi aizaz haasil hai! Yh sb inki sweet nature and beloss mehnat ka natija hai!​

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Hum umeed krtay hain! k Nelly hamein issi tarah hansati rhayein gein and apni moujoodgi se hamein mustafeed krein gein! Ameen!​

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@Nelly chalako maasi kia kai akrname karti rhi aap khaas kar aurton ko sabzi pakane pe raazi akrne se apni dawat rakhwane tak [DOUBLEPOST=1365643389][/DOUBLEPOST]

@hoorain :-t

kia