SMS to Zardari...

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friends aap yahan pr ASIF zardari ko funny sms post kar sakte ho
mobile ka 3 rupees mai 500 sms galban har network se
sun'ne mai aaya hai k 3 tareekh ke baad ASIF Zardari k hukomat per pa bundi kr di jayegi kyunki logon ne uski bohut bezatti kari sms k zariye...

meri taraf se pehla sms:

Zardari sahib nargas ka dance dekhne gaye
dance k baad NARGIS sharma k boli
"jee wo paise"???
Zardari: chal pagli, "ab tere se bhi paise loon ga"

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aik din sunsaan jaga par zardari ki car k neechay aik kutta aa kar mar gya
to zardari ne driver ko qasbe mai amdad k liy bhej diya kyunki gari khrab ho gai thi
driver thori der baad khali hath wapis aagya
zardari ne poocha kya hua???

driver:" sir mai ne abhi logon ko itna hi btaya tha k mai zardari ka driver hoon or kutta gari k neechay aa kr mar gya hai logon ne meri baat bhi nhi suni or jashan manane shru kr diye"

 

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Asif Ali Zardari Ne Farmaya:

agar tum kisi ko us ka haq nahi dela sakte

tu

us k pas jo kuch hai woh b cheen lo


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golden words said by Molana Asif Ali Zardari
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ye na dekho k koi tumhe agar paise de raha hai
wo rishwat k hain ya amanat k
balke ye dekho k paise hain kitne????



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Koi Takleefde Cheez ko Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .

Aoo Sub Mil Kar

ZARDARI Ko Raste Se Hata Te Hai
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ZARDARI Se 1 Admi Ne Pucha.
Zardari Sahab
Ap Ko Kis Waqt Darr Lagta Hai?

Zardari:
Jab Log Naara Lagatay Hain K
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“Zinda Hai B.B.Zinda Hai”​

 

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Ksi Drakht Pe Ek Ullu Betha Krta Tha,
Ek Din Wo Drakht Kaat Diya Gya,

Drakht Bohut Khush Huwa
K Shukar He Ab Ham Par
Koi Ullu Nai Baithy Ga
Lekin Drakht Ki Khushi
Us Wakt Khaak Me Mil Gayi Jab
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Us Ko Kaat K
Zardari K Room Ki CHAIR Bana Di Gayi,
Tareekh Gawah Hai

Aj Bhi Us Par
Ullo Hi Baitha Hai.​

 

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Girl To Boy:
Hum Apney Betay Ka Naam Kia Rakhain Gey?

Boy!

Very Simple..
Ager Shadi Se Pehley Hova To..
Asif Zardari,

Oor Ager Baad Main Hova
To Nawaz Sharief..​

 

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“Research & Appeal 4 All”

Age 64 & Presidents Of Pakistan

Sikander Mirza Died @ 64

Ayub Khan Died @ 64

Yahya Khan Died @ 64

Fazal Elahi Died @ 64

Zia-Ul-Haq Died @ 64

Zardari..?
Will B 64 In 2010

Awam Se Appeal Ki Jati Hai

Plz Sabar Karen
1 Saal Ki To Baat Hai​

 

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NEW QAUMI TARANA..

Zardari ki zamin shad baad,
Bijli aye 8 ghantay baad,
Tu nishan-e-corruption Aalishan,
Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad baad Sindh rahay Abaad,
Zardari ki zamin ka Nizaam,
Aatay, Gas Bijli ka Bohraan,
Qaum Mulk sub gharak,
Nawaz, Wakeel Pa-in-da Tabinda baad,
Benazir dunya say Farar,
Parchamay Sitara-e-Hilal,
Khoon main ranga sara Saal,
Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-Haal Jaan-e-Istaqbal,
Saya-e-America Sar pe Sawaar.​

 

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Shaitan Apne Chelun Se:
Saam Tumhari Duty Aaj Se America Main Hy
JULIE Tum UK Jao Gi,

Aur

PETER Tum India Chalay Jao.

Saam:
Sir Pakistan Kis Ko Bhijwaya Hy???

Shetan:
Wahan Kisi Ki Zuroorat Nahi!
I’m Satisfied
With ASIF ALI ZARDARI’S Performance…​

 

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Zardari Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha.

Nawaz Sharif Mila Or Bola:
Allah Ke Nam Pe Kuch Tu De Do Sayen

Zardari:
Chal Aa Beth.
Tuj Ko 1 Aur ‘Chakkar’ Deta Hoon.​

 

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Aik Zardari Mota Taza Tha
Jo Mazay Se Mulk Ko Khata Tha

Ding Dong
Ding Dong

Zardari Ne Beth K Socha K
Bibi Ko Dengy Dhoka
Bibi Ko Marengy Goli
Or Khaengy Mulk Main Ding Dong

Ding Dong
Ding Dong

Par Army Bari Siyani Thi
Or Zardari Ki Shamat Aani Thi
Par Army Bech Se Nikal Gai
Kyon K Mushrraf Ki Niyat Badal Gai
Phir Zardari Ban Gay Naya Don

Ding Dong
Ding Dong
Pakistan Ki Siyasat Bubble Gum!

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Musharaf Gia Zardari Aaya
Khote Nal Khota Wtaya
1chor Gya Doja Daku Aya
Ay Way Pakistan Da Sarmaya
Menu Ae Dassu Asi Ki Kamaya?
Bas Khote Nal
Khota Hi Wtaya​

 

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Dunia Baywafa Ho Sakti Hai
ZARDARI Nahi

Dunia Corrupt Ho Sakti Hai
ZARDARI Nahi

Dunia Ehidshkin Ho Sakti Hai
ZARDARI Nahi

AMERICA Zalim Ho Sakta Hai
ZARDARI Nahi

INDIA Hamara Dushman Ho Sakta Hai
ZARDARI Nahi

“Kuttay Ki Dum” Seedhi Ho Sakti Hai
ZARDARI Nahi

 

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Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil Kisay Kehtay Hain?

Pathan:
Pata Nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar Tum Apni Biwi Ka Qatal Kar Do
To Tum Kya Kehlao Gay…?

Pathan:
“ZARDARI”​

 

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Kuch Din Pehley Tak
Mein Apney Mobile Par
Alaram Laga Kar Sota Tha
Ta K Subha Prayer K Liye Uth Jayoon
Laikin Jab Sey Zardari Nein
Sadarat Sambali Hay
Light Na Honey Kee Waja Sey
Mein Azan Sey Pehley Hee Uth Jata Hoon

Farq To Parta Hai,

“Geo Zardari” Tu Ein Nirri Bemari​

 

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Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!​

 

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Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,​

 

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Nawaz:
Zardari Bhai Aap Ne Mje
Apna E-Mail Adress Nahi Diya

Zardari:
Nawaz Bhai Mera Koi E-Mail Adress Nahi,
E-Mail To Chote Logon Ka Hota Hai
MeraEmail Adress Nahi Hai
Mra B-Mail Adress Hai

Black-Mail​