sardar vs pathan

  • Work-from-home
BanjarA

BanjarA

Newbie
Jun 9, 2009
1,426
756
0
K.S.A.
Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?


Quaid-e-Azam khan {(laugh)}​
 
jhon121

jhon121

Newbie
Jul 31, 2009
136
80
0
45
BanjarA said:
Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?


Quaid-e-Azam khan {(laugh)}​
Click to expand...

This is not a joke man!!!

yeh aap k andar ka wo lawa tha jise aap ne bari aasani se ugal deya he...

pathano ne kya karname keye hen,yeh aap jese logo ki tareef k talabgar nahe..

ur rahi baat "pathan vs sikh"ki to yeh muje samaj nahe aarahi k abhi

hum se sikh puchenge k hum ne kya keya kya nahee..

kya yeh aap ki hubulwatani he ya pir..............

deko mere bhai yeh baten aap jo lateefon se hume para rahe ho,is se mulk ko

koi fayada nahee pahunch raha,infact is se fasle barte hen..

joke ki b ik limit honi chahee.aap logon ko hasane k chakar mai yeh b bool gay

k yahe pathan hen jo dushman ki nazron mai hen..

yahe pathan hen jo kal ko aap ki hifazat k leye apna sab kuch dawo pe laga dega..

mai is forum ki wasatat se aap sab bhaioon ur behnoon,ur is khubsoorat

tafreemela k leaders se yeh porzor request karta hoon k in jese logon ko tareef

nahee tankeed ka nishana banayen..ur muje intezar rahega aap sab k jawab ka...


Zindagi kaise bhi jee jayenge,Ek din chupke se mar jayenge, Aaj rehte hai sabke Dil me yaad banke,Kal aansoo ban kar aakhon se nikal jayenge...

aap ki coments ka intezar rahega....
 
G

GoRa

Newbie
Apr 18, 2009
2
1
0
43
aap nay thek kaha jhon bro.

wasay be yaar aik minut ki hassi kay lia kisi ka dil nahi torna chahiye kyon kay kuch log to mazak ko samjtay hain lakin kuch log ghusa kar jatay hain. aap log koi be joke bano to sardaroon pay fit kar do. lol...... aur jhon saab hum sab bhai bhai hain aap itna kyon dil per lay rahay ho yaar.....or rahi baat mulak par jaan dainay ki to punjabi ho ya pathan, sindhi ho ya balouchi sab ghairat mand hain or pakistan kay lia jaan daina jaantay hain.
 
jhon121

jhon121

Newbie
Jul 31, 2009
136
80
0
45
GoRa said:
aap nay thek kaha jhon bro.

wasay be yaar aik minut ki hassi kay lia kisi ka dil nahi torna chahiye kyon kay kuch log to mazak ko samjtay hain lakin kuch log ghusa kar jatay hain. aap log koi be joke bano to sardaroon pay fit kar do. lol...... aur jhon saab hum sab bhai bhai hain aap itna kyon dil per lay rahay ho yaar.....or rahi baat mulak par jaan dainay ki to punjabi ho ya pathan, sindhi ho ya balouchi sab ghairat mand hain or pakistan kay lia jaan daina jaantay hain.
Click to expand...
that's the spirit bro...thanks for rep..

yar mai b samjta hoon k hum sab bhai bhai hen,leken iska yeh matlab to nahe

k hum sari haden par kar jayen ur jo jee mai aye keh den,joke is part of our

life,karen joke pathano k uper lekin yar limit mai rahen,infact mai khud

pathano k joke like karta hoon...thanks and good luck!!!{(laugh)}
 
Toobi

Toobi

dhondo gy molko molko milnay k nae,nayab hum..
Hot Shot
Aug 4, 2009
17,252
11,897
1,313
39
peshawar
thanks jhon bhi,ap nay sahe kaha aj hum pthan doshman ki zaro may q hay?zara socnay ki bat hay,q k pathan chahay lak bewaqoof or sada sahe(baqool ap he sab logo k)lakin jab bat deen or watan par ate hay to ye log apni jan qorban karnay may 1 sec ki b dair nae lagatay,not just pthan,hamaray baqe tamam soobo k bhi b,lakin bs ye bat hay k pathan toray say sada mizag k hotay,just like meeeeee{(laugh)}baqe banajara bhi joke acha he ta,may kud b pathan jokes shere karte ho,bt waqe limit may reh kar,
 
jhon121

jhon121

Newbie
Jul 31, 2009
136
80
0
45
Thankyou for your coments...ik cheez wazeh kardoon k pathan bewaqoof nahe hote,tore

bahut har qoum me melenge aapko...asal mai humare pakistanyon ki nazdeek ki nazar

kamzor hoti he...khud ko aflatoon samjte hen ur dosron ko insan he nahe samjte...

lateefe apni jagha par,aam zindagi mai dekh len,hum lisani grohoon mai bat chuke hen..

ur itna b nahe sochte k yeh tafreeh mela sirf pakistan mai he nahe puri dunya mai humari

ik awaz he,kyon na is k zarye hum dorion ko metayen,kyon na hum sirf pakistani ban

jayen...ha,ha ha...it was a joke {(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(thinkg)}
 
BanjarA

BanjarA

Newbie
Jun 9, 2009
1,426
756
0
K.S.A.
jhon te gora bhai,,,ye sirf joke sirf aik pathan ke jazbat ki akasi karta hay keh wo sik ko reply karne main jazbat main aakar ye bhi keh jata hay ke pakistan bhi qaid e azam ne banaya hay.............
dosto ye joke pakistani site se copy kia hay na keh kisi sardar ki site se............
ham log sardaron aur dosre logo ke jokes pe tu hastay hain laykin apna koi joke add hojae tu sab chilane lagte hain...
baqi rahe baat pakistan ke liye qurbani dene ki,tu bhaya ye bhi mat bholo keh ghafar khan b pathn tha pakistan main dafan hona bhi pasand na kia...
or jis hifazat ki baat ap ne ki hay ham apni hifazat karna jante hain aur sab se badh kar allah hamara hafiz hay na pathan....
hamare liye sab pakistani bhai same respectible hain ham kisi main tafreek nahe karte.................
 
jhon121

jhon121

Newbie
Jul 31, 2009
136
80
0
45
Quote "rahe baat pakistan ke liye qurbani dene ki,tu bhaya ye bhi mat bholo keh ghagar khan ne pakistan main dafan hona bhi pasand na kia"...

for your information ghafar khan ko mare sadi guzar gai he..

Yeh gare murde kidar se beech mai agay{(thinkg)} wo ik fard ta na k

puri pashtoon qoum...

kya punjabion mai aese misalen nahe hen...to is se hum sb ko per judge karna shoroo kar

den?

ur fazool baton mai ,mai nahe parna chahta..raw pese de rahi he ya koi ur khoon mere

ghar se beh raha he..50 mar deye gaye....kitne masoom te,kitne bache te..kitni auraten

ti..kis ne kis ko pses deye...yeh aap ur hum aksar news mai dekte hen..$$$

Eid aa rahi he bhool jawo k mai ne koi aetaraz keya b tha...{(laugh)}

Eid Mubarak!!!

ur khushyan bant_te raho...ha,ha ha{(laugh)}{(laugh)}
 
M

Muqaddas88

Newbie
Sep 4, 2009
76
18
0
Janab gustakhi maaf..is bahes te hum ch.shujahat wali policy apnao..yani mitti pao policy....joke ko joke hi rhne dein..apas main fighting ka koi faeda tu nhi ha..
 
jhon121

jhon121

Newbie
Jul 31, 2009
136
80
0
45
BanjarA said:
yaar aik bat tu batao Id apka jhon hy or peeche banda pathan hay ye kia chakar hay ye{(laugh)}

chk tis link http://www.tafrehmela.com/tafreeh/72475-funny-poster.html#post243292{(laugh)}
Click to expand...
wow!it's funny man...{(laugh)} lagta he bachpan mai is ne apne abe ko bara tarsaya he..ur i am sure k yeh sara din ghar mai beta rehta ta{}{78iu

id?jhon kyon he..

well{}{78iu...........mai football khelta hoon,ur yeh mere favorite kilari ka

naam he..i love playing football..


football is like a life for me....(sa) 10 marks for asking this question{(order)}
 
M

Mr.lofar lafanga

Newbie
Sep 1, 2009
3,166
601
0
Udaas Poor
Yar party Haso or Hansao
jab hum log yani mujh jaisay log jab hum apnay doston k sath hotay hain to hum 1 dosray ki beizati kar k hanstay hain or jis ki beizti hoti hay wo bhi hansta hay. Dosto waqt aisa aa gaya hay k har koi tension main hay.
Mery Khayal main Banjara nay theek kia hay baki jis ko jo lagay{(dance)}
 
jhon121

jhon121

Newbie
Jul 31, 2009
136
80
0
45
lofar lafanga said:
Yar party Haso or Hansao
jab hum log yani mujh jaisay log jab hum apnay doston k sath hotay hain to hum 1 dosray ki beizati kar k hanstay hain or jis ki beizti hoti hay wo bhi hansta hay. Dosto waqt aisa aa gaya hay k har koi tension main hay.
Mery Khayal main Banjara nay theek kia hay baki jis ko jo lagay{(dance)}
Click to expand...

are aap kon hen...? aap kyon do doston k beach aagay hen{(baby2})

hum to aap ko jante b nahe bhai....{(thinkg)}

ab hanso zara{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}{(laugh)}

Eid Mubarak
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top