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Hoorain

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gulfishan said:
asslam o alaikum to all fm team :) i need funny dialogue between teacher and student in classroom ...in urdu .... so plzzzz
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umm search kiya hay maine
ye kuch mile

Teacher: “What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———-
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———-
Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ————–
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ————–
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ————–
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ————–
Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? “
Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
———— ——— ——— ——-
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
———— ——— ——— ——-
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.



is k ilawa ye link check kr lain shayed idea mil jaye
http://tafreehmella.com/threads/tablo-stage-plays.188240/
 
gulfishan

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Hoorain said:
umm search kiya hay maine
ye kuch mile

Teacher: “What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask a question in English, answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———-
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ———-
Question:What is the fullform of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ————–
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him
then what virtue would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ————–
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ————–
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ————–
Teacher:”Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? “
Johnny:”Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.”
———— ——— ——— ——-
Teacher: How old is ur father.
Sunny:As old as I am.
Teacher:How is it possible?
Sunny:He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)
———— ——— ——— ——-
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs3/kg…Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.



is k ilawa ye link check kr lain shayed idea mil jaye
http://tafreehmella.com/threads/tablo-stage-plays.188240/
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no yr ye tou short short ha .. muje aik hi chhaiye ...... koi ha yahan jo funny dialogue khud s likh skta ho plz tag to him or her
 
Oheena

Oheena

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google main teacher student funny sms likh kr search kr lo bhot c sites mil jain gi jis main urdu english long ya short her kisam k mil jaain gy
 
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