Husband & wife jokes

[New Wolf]

Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon
Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!

Husband:
Ja Ja Chali Ja
Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K
Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker.
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[New Wolf]

Train Main Aik Husband Apni Wife Se Bola: Tujh Se Shaadi Kar Ke Pachta Raha Hoon,
Ji Karta Hai Tujhe Kuttay Ke Aagay Daal Doon.
Itnay Main Saamnay Wala Musafir Bola: Bhaaow Bhaaow.
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[New Wolf]

1st Friend: B.v Se Larai Khatm Hoi?
2nd Frnd: Guthne Taik K Mere Pas I Thi
1st: Usne Guthne Taik K Kya Kaha?
2nd: Yehi K Charpai K Nichey Se Nikal Aao Kch Nai Kahugi.
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[New Wolf]

Wife: Suno Ji , Apko Mujh Ma Sabsy Zyada Kya Acha Lagta Hai Meri Beauty Ya Meri Aqalmandi?
Husband: Mujhe To Ye Teri Mazak Karne Ki Aadat Sabsy Achi Lagti Hai.
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[New Wolf]

Wife:
Agar Main Pakistan Ki Sab Sy Bari
Chooti K2 Pr Charhny Main Kamyab Ho Jaon,
To Ap Mujhy Kia Dain Ge?
Husband:
Dhakkaaa…
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[New Wolf]

Wife:
Jb Tm Desi Sharab Peete Hoto
Mujhe Paro Kehte Ho

Jb Whisky Peete Ho To
Darling,

Ääj Kia Piya Hai Jo Churail Keh
Rahe
Ho..?

Husband:
Aj Me Hösh Me Hun.
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[New Wolf]

Shadi Ki 20th Anniversary Pr
Husband Gehri Soch Main Tha..

Wife Asks:
Kia Soch Rahe Ho..??

Husband:
Kia Tumhain Yaad Hai
K Kab Tumhare Daddy Ne
Hamain Date Pr Pakra Tha..??

Wife:
Yes..

Husband:
Aur Unhoun Ne Gun Point Pr
Mujhe Kaha Tha K
Ya To Meri Beti Se Shadi Kro
Ya 20 Saal K Liye Jail Jao..

Wife Smiles:
Yes..

Husband: Ahhhh..!!
Aaj K Din Main Aazad Ho Jata..
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[New Wolf]

1 Aadmi Ne Akhbar Main Ishtehar Diya:
1 Biwi Ki Zarurat Hai

Agle Din 1000 Khat
Us K Pas Aagaye Jis Main 1 Hi Baat Likhi Thi,
.
.
.
.
.
Meri Leja Yaaaaaaaarrrr……
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[New Wolf]

1 Shohar Khubsurat Tha Or B.V Kaali Thi,

Shohar: Hum Dono Jannati Hain,
Bivi: Kesy?
Shohar: Tum Mujhe Dekh Kar Shukar Ada Krti Ho Or Me Tumhay Dekh Kar Toba Krta hu...

 

[Umm-e-ahmad]

 

[New Wolf]

Wife Or Husband Market Ja Re Thay
To Ik Faqeer Ne Kaha:

“Shehzadi 5 Rupay Dede, Andha
Hoon”

Husband:
Dedo,
Tumhe Shehzadi Keh Raha Hai
To Zaroor Andha Hoga.
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[New Wolf]

thanks paki.......
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[New Wolf]

Husband:
Hepnotisim Karna Kya Hota Hay?

Wife:
Kisi Ko Apnay Control Mein Kar K
Apni Marzi K Kaam Karwaana.

Husband:
Chal Jhooti,

Usay To Shaadi Kehtay Hain.
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[New Wolf]

Husband & Wife
Dono Hotel Me Gaey
To 1 Larki Ne Husband Ko Hello Kia

Wife:
Kon Thi Ye?

Husband:
Tum Plz Mera Dimagh Kharab Mat Karo!
Abh Usko B Batana Hai K Tum Kon Ho.

 

[New Wolf]

Mareez 2 Doc:
Mujhe Ajeeb Si Beemari Ho Gayi Hai
Jab Bhi Meri Biwi Bolti Hai
Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta

Doctor:
Beta Ye Bemari Nahi
Khuda Ki Naimat Hai.
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[New Wolf]

Husband 2 Hotel Managr: Jaldi Chalo Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai
Managr: Wat Can I Do?
Hus: Kamine, Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi..
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[Pari]

lolx......

 

[New Wolf]

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