Hasna Mana Hai

[farhan memon]

1Pathan exam dene
gaya to sath may
“PLUMBER”Ko le Kar gya!


Kiun?


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Beacuse
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Pathan ko information
mili thi k paper leak ho
gya hai.

 

[farhan memon]

Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai…!


Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir…!


Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein…!

 

[farhan memon]

Khan ko kisi ne bataya k jore asmano par bante hai..
Khan bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k bola
“ya Allah ye mera jora b banade”

 

[farhan memon]

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?


Pathan: Pata nahi,


Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?


Pathan: YATEEM

 

[farhan memon]

Lady Doctor:
tum rouz subah clinic baher kharay ho Kar auratoon(ladies)
ko ku ghoortay ho.
Pathan: Ji aap hi nay baher likha hai.
AURATOO KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT.
9AM--11AM Lady Doctor:
tum rouz subah clinic baher kharay ho Kar auratoon(ladies)
ko ku ghoortay ho.
Pathan: Ji aap hi nay baher likha hai.
AURATOO KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT.
9AM--11AM

 

[farhan memon]

Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne
ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

 

[farhan memon]

Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.

Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?

Sardar : aur kiya karon? Main jis larki ka naam bhulana chata hoon. Us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.

 

[farhan memon]

Wakeel: My Lord! Qanoon ki kitab k safha no 15 k mutabiq merey moaqal ko ba izzat bari kia jae.

Judge: Kitab paish ki jae.

Judge ne safha no 15 khola tu us mein Rs.25000 they.
Judge: Is tarah k 2 saboot aur paish keay jaen.

 

[farhan memon]

Pathan ki BIWI:
Bas b Karo
Ye tea bag 18 Dafa Use Kr Liya
Ab Phenk den,


Pathan:
Kardi Na Jaahilon Wali Baat, is k Packet Pr Expiry Date 2011 Likhi hy.

 

[farhan memon]

Lrki ne apne lover ko sms kia
Agr so rhe ho to mujhe apne spny bhejo
Jag rhe ho to yaden bhejo
Ro rhe ho to ansu bhejo
Lover ne jwab dia
bimaar hon ULTYAN ker rha hon bhejun.

 

[farhan memon]

Lrki:Mei ne socha tum miss kr rhe hoge,call karlun.


Lrka:Acha aur jo ek ghante pehle ki thi woh?


Lrkih shit.
Sory galti se dubara tumhara number mila diya

 

[farhan memon]

Wife: Chalo na aaj bahar chaltey hain aur driving main karu gi.


Husband:
Ohooo !
Matlab jayein gay car me, aur aayein gay akhbaar me?

 

[farhan memon]

Boy to Girl: Tumhari Umar kya hy?


Girl: 20 years


Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yehi batai thi?


Girl: dekha larkiyan zuban ki kitni pakki hoti hain..!;-)

 

[Raat ki Rani]

nice jokes{(dancing)}{(dancing)}

 

[fiza.saeed]

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[farhan memon]

Choohay ko lagi billi gori gori

Dono milne lagay chori chori

Chooha bola aao khelein ankh macholi

Billi choohay ko kha kar boli …

I HATE LOVE STORY

 

[Asma Shah]

Choohay ko lagi billi gori gori

Dono milne lagay chori chori

Chooha bola aao khelein ankh macholi

Billi choohay ko kha kar boli …

I HATE LOVE STORY

hahhahhahahaha....................{(haha)}{(haha)}{(haha)}

 

[Jiya.]

farhan@cat wala bohat funny tha {(haha)}


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[Asma24]

Choohay ko lagi billi gori gori

Dono milne lagay chori chori

Chooha bola aao khelein ankh macholi

Billi choohay ko kha kar boli …

I HATE LOVE STORY

haye RABBA bari khtrnak billi hy ye to

 

[sweet_c_kuri]

haye RABBA bari khtrnak billi hy ye to

hahhahah :