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Pakistani_angel said:
Ek larka ek cute larki ko dekhaney ke baad kehta hai:
Bhooli si surat ankhon main masti dur kahri shrmaye aye haye

Yeh sunanay ke baad larki kehti hai:
Kala sa mun hatoon main kettle dur khara chilaye cahye cahye (Tea)

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Java interview attended by Sardarji

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 tier architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and auto rickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than ten objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA?
A. As you wish, I do not have any objections.


Give my free gift

Sardar starts shouting in a store......
Where is my free gift with this oil?

Shopkeeper : There is nothing free with this
Sardar: It is written CHOLESTEROL FREE.


Why?

Banta and his son went fishing one day. After a couple of hours the son started getting bored, so he started thinking about the world around him. Out of his curiosity, he started asking his father a few questions.

“How does this boat float?”

Banta thought for a moment, then replied, “Don't rightly know, son.”

The boy returned to his contemplation, but soon came up with another one, “How do fish breath underwater?”

Once again Banta replied, “Don't rightly know, son.”

A little later the boy asked Banta, “Why is the sky blue?”

Again, Banta replied, “Don't rightly know, son.”

Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?”

Banta immediately assured him, “Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn anything!”


I swallowed a key

Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
 
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Sardar Jee’s Friend Hits Him With a Shoe
A Sardar Jee’s friend hits him with a shoe.
Sardar: “Tum nay yeh joota ghussay say mara ya mazaaq say?”
Friend: “Ghussay say.”
Sardar: “Acha hai werna mein essa mazaaq bardaasht nahi karta.”
 
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
 
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why did you give him 1000 Rs?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behen kaha!
 
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