A Mixed Collection Of Funny Poetry

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Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?

Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay
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Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu

Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon
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Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai

Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain​


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Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga

Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga
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Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya

Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya

Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay

Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.
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Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo

Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo​


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Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per

Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per
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"Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha

"Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain"​

Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti

"do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain"
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nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna..

.har haal main anjam se darte rehna​

Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........

mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna!
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Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb

uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon

ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote

aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon
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bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin

ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua

ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye
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kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua
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Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali
Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain

dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn
magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa

chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga
mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo

Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao

Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain

Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho

Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai

Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga

Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai

Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file

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Pyaar k iss daur mein
Shadi ho lahore mein
Pyaari si ik biwi ho
Jaisay Rangeen Tv ho
Gol matol sey saalay hon
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon
Pyaari si ik saali ho
biwi k baad ghar wali ho
Pyaar k iss daur mein
shaadi ho lahore mein

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Khud ko kitna sudhaarne k baad bhi

Hum dekhte rahe unko taarne k baad bhi

Apna sara ghussa utaarne ke baad bhi

wo mutmayin nahin hain Sandal se maarne ke baad bhi !!

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ذرا رکتی نہیں، میری سنتی نہیں
آئی کو لو یو تو ہے یو کو لو می نہیں



تجھ کو جانِ جگر ، چھو تو لیتے اگر
جو ہوتی یہاں، تیری امی نہیں



دل نہ تو نے دیا، جو میرے پاس ہے
میں بھی دوں گا تیری، وہ اٹھنی نہیں



اپنے خوں سے لکھا، خط تجھ کو دیا
کیا خبر تھی کہ تو، پڑھی لکھی نہیں



کب سے پینڈنگ میں ہے وہ عقیقہ تیرا
تجھ کو، لگتا ہے، شادی بھی کرنی نہیں



آجا گردے بھی تجھ کو میں عطیہ کروں
ہو گی دل سے تو تیری تسلی نہیں



مانا تو ہے یہاں، خوبصورت بہت
مگر تجھ سی جہاں میں نکمی نہیں

ایک لمحہ​


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ہر ویلے تیرے کول بہنا چنگا لگدا اے
جھڑکاں سن کے ہسدا رہنا چنگا لگدا اے

سردی وچ بھی سوہنیاں دی فرمائش اتے
نہا کے پتلا چولا پانڑا چنگا لگدا اے

سب کو پیار تو ہوتا ہے پرکئی آں نوں
بیگم اگے دم ہلانا چنگا لگدا اے

دوڑ کے آؤ حکم جے آوے سجنی دا
یار دی خاطر اٹھ کے ڈھنا چنگا لگدا اے

ہر گل اتے رسناں شان معشوقاں دی
عاشق نوں ہر بار منانا شنگا لگدا اے

ضیاء صدیقی چپ کر کے نہ بیٹھا کر
لوکاں نوں تے رولا پاناں چنگا لگدا اے
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{(silly)}{(silly)}{(popcorn)}nice yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr nice shayari

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banjara ap k msg ache hai
 
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aaj hum kuch iss tarah rozey ko bahlaate rahey
chey baje se nau baje tak ghusl farmate rahey

nau baje akhbar ke daftar mein pahunche aur wahan
mustaed kaatib se ghazlein apni likhwaate rahey

dus baje ghar aake taaza ik ghazal takhleeq ki
zehn mein taaza khayal aate rahey jaate rahey

gyarah se do tak rahe ek dost ke ghar par jahan
jaanbalab misroun ke laashe uss se uthwaate rahey

do baje television station aaye aur wahan
har producer ko apni shakL dikhlaate rahey

teen per meteorology ke eik maahir se mile
shahr ke mausam ka zikre e khair farmaate rahey

char se chai tak rahe bazaar mein haazir jahan
taaza mewuun per nigaah e paak daurhate rahey

khurma o garma, pakorhe, aam, kelaa, daalmot
aik dastarkhwan per yeh maal chunwaate rahey

phal yeh jitni deir dastarkhwan per rakkhe rahey
hum tasawwur mein iss iftaari ka gham khaate rahey

eik ghanta apna iss surat se guzra hai ke hum
cheel ki maanind iftaari pa mandlaate rahey

saat baj kar aikmin per di ek muazzin ne azaan
woh azaan alfaaz jiske dil ko garmaate rahey

sun ke aawaz e azaan phir ghair iradi taur per
haath khudd barhkar plaitoN ki taraf jaate rahey

hum ko laahaq ho gai fikr e dinner baad e namaaz
nau baje khaane ko baithe raat bhar khate rahey

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Radio ne das baje shab ke khabar dee Eid ki
Aalimon ne raat bhar is news kee tardeed ki

Radio kehtaa thaa sun lo kal hamaree Eid hai
Aur aalim kehte thay yeh ghair sharyee Eid hai

Do dhadon mai bat gaye thay mulk ke saare awaam
Ik taraf sab muqtadee thay ik taraf saare imaam

Beta kehta tha ke kal shaitan roza rakkhega
Baap bola tera abaa jaan roza rakhegaa

Beta kehta tha mai sarkaari afsar hoon janaab
Roza rakhoonga to mujh se maanga jaayega jawaab

Baap yeh kehta ke phir yun baam per eimaa ke chadh
Roza bhi rakh aur roze mai namaaz-e-Eid padh

Aaj kitna farq full stop aur comma mai tha
Baap ka roza tha beta Eid ke jaame mai tha

Ikhtilaaf is baat per bhi qaum mai paaya gaya
Chaand khud nikla tha ya jabran nikalwaaya gaya
 
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