2 pathan

[SaRkaR]

2 pathanOn kO 3 liVe bOmbs milEy....

Pehla Pathan: "ChalO Police kO deY kar aatEy hain!"

Doosra Pathan: "agar kOi bOmb raastEy mein hee blast hO gYa tOuu....!"

Pehla Pathan: "fikaR kuin kartEy hO, jhOot bOl dein gey k dO hee milEy thEy."

 

[haroonbaig]

 

[zaidali]

tandur ki roti kabhi kachi nahi hoti
tandur ki roti kabhi kachi nahi hoti

jiss number se bar bar miscal aye
wo kabhi bachi nahi hoti

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friend:khan sahab ajj ap docter k pas jane walee thi
khan sahab: ajj hamara tabiyat theek nahi he kal jayga

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pathan ka ghada ghum ho gaya
wo khushi me nachne laga
1 admi ne pucha isme khusi ki kia bat he
pathan o yaara agar hum ghade pe betha hota to hum bhi ghom ho jata

 

[HINATA]

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[nrbhayo]

ha ha ha