Puraney Jokes Naya Andaz Masti K Fundey With Friends :p Hehe Sorry To All

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Masti k fundey with friends ​

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Dosto

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bohat bara panga lera hoon iss umeed per k app bura maney wali machine ko thori dair k liye switch off ker k sirf enjoy kerney wali machine ko plug-in kardeingay ​

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To shirooo karein ​

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Aap Loug Bhi Isi Thread Mien Kuch Apnay Edited Joke Post Karain And Hansain Aur Hansaayein ​

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chiragh Bhai k Bachat k tareeqy ​

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@S_chiragh Bhai ney bachon se kaha, jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 rupiya dun gi. sab bache 1 rope ki khatir bhoke so gaye. Subha nashte ke waqt Chiragh ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bolien, nashta usi ko mile ga jo aik rupiya wapis kare ga. ​

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bhikari ne @Star24 se kaha. mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?​

kal ka salan kha lo gey? star ne poucha.​

bhikari bola, jee han koi harj nahi. ​

Star ne kaha, acha to phir kal aa jana LOL {)^}) ​

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GF: If I die what will u do? ​

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Dawn : Main paagal ho jaun ga!

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GF: Will u make another girl friend after I die?​

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@Dawn : Pagal

tu kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaqa ? ​

@Fahadd : Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. ​

Jinn: Aaaqa, hukum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

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Teacher: .. Choco wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrat nahi piyo gay, ​

@ChoCo : nahi peyon ga​

Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karo gay​

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: girls say friend ship nahi karogay

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogay

Choco : Kar donga ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai................

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A beautiful women was kissing a lion inside a cage in a circus ​

Ring Master: Can any one do this.? ​

@*SHOAIB* : Main aata hu Magar pehle sher ko bahar nekalo. ​

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Once @Mahen got sick and she went to the doctor​

On her 02nd visit to doctor…​

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Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai​

mahen : abhi theek nahi hoi doc {(nooo)} ​

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi ​

Mahen : nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan ​

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi J​

Mahen: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi{(crazy}) ​

Dr: kia dawa leli thi ​

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Mahen : jee medical store sey leli thi{(la24)} ​

Dr: ufffffff listen Mahen maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? ​

Mahen : … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…… ​

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Dr fainted \m/​

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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:​

FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke (KILLED)​

AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Taliban.(KILLED)​

@Nelly : I Think (KILLED) LOL .... ​

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@Ally "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoye Pakra Gaya.​

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Logon Ne Bohat Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?b-( ​

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@Ally ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi "​

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@ShyPrincess BENCH PER​

BETHI​

THI..​

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EK FAKEER AYA AUR​

BOLA​

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FAKEER... HI​

DARLING..kaisi​

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ho..sorry der ho gyi ..​

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Shy (GUSSE M)...​

Damag sahi​

hai Teraaa???????????​

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Fakeer..to mere bed per​

kya​

kar ri hai???​

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.Shy Princess shocked... Fakeer​

rocked.. ​

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Baaki Jo Reh Gaye Woh Khush Mat Hon Kal Ka Wait Karain ​

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WALAIKUM ASSALAM​

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Very nice & funny creativity​

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keep it up​

 

[Fantasy]

itnii kushi kis py aii zadha

pagal dr waly pe

 

[Mahen]

pagal dr waly pe

means u muj py hans rhi hw

 

[Fantasy]

means u muj py hans rhi hw

lo aap b to apny aap pe hns rhi na

 

[Mahen]

lo aap b to apny aap pe hns rhi na

lol yar wohh funny hi itna ta k control nhi hoie hansi

 

[Fantasy]

lol yar wohh funny hi itna ta k control nhi hoie hansi

chalo fr mil k hansaen

 

[Mahen]

chalo fr mil k hansaen

lol hans hi rhy ha ab bs kro chlo chup kro

 

[Fantasy]

lol hans hi rhy ha ab bs kro chlo chup kro

sssssssh chup aap chup kro ae thora sa oar hns loon

 

[Mahen]

sssssssh chup aap chup kro ae thora sa oar hns loon

lolxxxxxxxxxx mein samji ap chup kr gi hw but ap tou non stop

 

[Fantasy]

lolxxxxxxxxxx mein samji ap chup kr gi hw but ap tou non stop

chup hnsan nahi ab

 

[Mahen]

ufffffffffff

ab tou meri bs hw gie

 

[Fantasy]

ufffffffffff

ab tou meri bs hw gie

meri to car e hui abhi bus nhi hui

 

[Mahen]

meri to car e hui abhi bus nhi hui

tou u hansti rhu na

 

[kingnomi]

walaikum assalam
LOL acche jokes banaye hain, especially Mahen ka doc wala, Ally ka bomb wala, Star sis aur Chiragh bro wale ziyada funnny the
accha main ek req karoongi k last wala joke aur jo shb pe banaya hai wo edit kar do plzzz, aur un k jagah koi aur sensible joke bana do

nice efforts main b jaldi kuch jokes share karoongi TM members pe

Nelly Aap Dono Jokes Delte karo Mien ab edit nhn karsakta kiun admin nhn hun mien ...
Haha Shukran Shukran u wala bhi boht funny hehe samajh aya tha ya nhn

Chalo Sab Post karo aik dusre pe jokes maza aye isi thread ko agay badhao :[DOUBLEPOST=1355679619][/DOUBLEPOST]

hufff yeh kasie edited jokessss hain
@S_ChiragH @Star24 @Dawn @Fahadd @ChoCo @*SHOAIB* @Nelly k zyadah achay hain

aur last but not least maheeeeen win ker gayiiii ..bht truee hai 100% @Mahen aise hi pakati hogi dr ko

hehehehe
Achay hain kiya matlab funny bolo ...
Humien Net per beht kar pakati hai toh saamnay jo behta hoga dr us ko toh fry kardeti hogi lolzzz [DOUBLEPOST=1355679690][/DOUBLEPOST]

lol tumy kasie pata chala mein jb bhi jati hw Doctor's ka asy hi srr kahti hw unn ka but wohh gusa nhi krtye
btw nice thread bhiya

hahaha Toh Ab toh dr ka sir thoda sa bacha hogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tank Youuuuuuu[DOUBLEPOST=1355679761][/DOUBLEPOST]

mera joke to shooro hotey he khatam ho gaya

by the way nice joke.....[DOUBLEPOST=1355636764][/DOUBLEPOST]

yeah to understood tum ho he boooooooooooooooooooooohat bari pakaooooooooooooo

heheh acha yar next time do page ka joke likhungaaaaaaaaa you kay liye ...[DOUBLEPOST=1355679819][/DOUBLEPOST]

hahahahaha......! bohat mazay ke hain sab.

hahah kiun u nay khaa kar dekhe kiyaaaaaaaaaaa

Thank You ziyada hanso mat sab kaaaaaa waqt ayega [DOUBLEPOST=1355679892][/DOUBLEPOST]

hahahaha bohot maza ayya... @Mahen @Ally @ChoCo hahaha kitney mazey key joke hai ye tou sabki personality sey suit kr rha

hahaha Apiaaaaaa u Ka bhi u say match karta hai Jaise u sab ki wat lagati ho ... You bhi post karo[DOUBLEPOST=1355679957][/DOUBLEPOST]

hahahahahahahah hehhehehe hehehehe
Aisi zindagi ka krna b kia hai

hahahaha
Teacher ki supaari dede Don Bhai KO [DOUBLEPOST=1355680028][/DOUBLEPOST]

Lolzzzzzzz [DOUBLEPOST=1355680089][/DOUBLEPOST]

hahahaha awesomeeeee nomi bhayaaa
bohat zabardast @Mahen had hoti hay bhae

haha Shukrannnnnnnn Ziyada Hanso Mat Apooooooooo hehe [DOUBLEPOST=1355680236][/DOUBLEPOST]

WALAIKUM ASSALAM​

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Very nice & funny creativity​

​

keep it up​

SHukrannnnnn Sab ki Baari ayegiiiiiiiiiiiii Hinaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... You Bhi Banao isi thread mien Kuch jokes ...

 

[Nelly]

Nelly Aap Dono Jokes Delte karo Mien ab edit nhn karsakta kiun admin nhn hun mien ...
Haha Shukran Shukran u wala bhi boht funny hehe samajh aya tha ya nhn

Chalo Sab Post karo aik dusre pe jokes maza aye isi thread ko agay badhao :[DOUBLEPOST=1355679619][/DOUBLEPOST]

hehehehe
Achay hain kiya matlab funny bolo ...
Humien Net per beht kar pakati hai toh saamnay jo behta hoga dr us ko toh fry kardeti hogi lolzzz [DOUBLEPOST=1355679690][/DOUBLEPOST]

hahaha Toh Ab toh dr ka sir thoda sa bacha hogaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tank Youuuuuuu[DOUBLEPOST=1355679761][/DOUBLEPOST]

heheh acha yar next time do page ka joke likhungaaaaaaaaa you kay liye ...[DOUBLEPOST=1355679819][/DOUBLEPOST]

hahah kiun u nay khaa kar dekhe kiyaaaaaaaaaaa

Thank You ziyada hanso mat sab kaaaaaa waqt ayega [DOUBLEPOST=1355679892][/DOUBLEPOST]

hahaha Apiaaaaaa u Ka bhi u say match karta hai Jaise u sab ki wat lagati ho ... You bhi post karo[DOUBLEPOST=1355679957][/DOUBLEPOST]

hahahaha
Teacher ki supaari dede Don Bhai KO [DOUBLEPOST=1355680028][/DOUBLEPOST]



Lolzzzzzzz [DOUBLEPOST=1355680089][/DOUBLEPOST]

haha Shukrannnnnnnn Ziyada Hanso Mat Apooooooooo hehe [DOUBLEPOST=1355680236][/DOUBLEPOST]

SHukrannnnnn Sab ki Baari ayegiiiiiiiiiiiii Hinaaaaaaaaaaaaa ... You Bhi Banao isi thread mien Kuch jokes ...

4-5 dafa parhne k baad samajh aaai thi but accha joke tha
ok main edit kar deti hoon thanks[DOUBLEPOST=1355684419][/DOUBLEPOST]@Ally aur @ChoCo skoool der se aaye tou teacher ne poocha tum dono late kyun hue????
@ChoCo : sir @Ally ka note kho gaya tha
Teacher: tou tum kyun late hue???
@ChoCo: sir main us note pe paon rakhay khara tha

 

[kingnomi]

4-5 dafa parhne k baad samajh aaai thi but accha joke tha
ok main edit kar deti hoon thanks[DOUBLEPOST=1355684419][/DOUBLEPOST]@Ally aur @ChoCo skoool der se aaye tou teacher ne poocha tum dono late kyun hue????
@ChoCo : sir @Ally ka note kho gaya tha
Teacher: tou tum kyun late hue???
@ChoCo: sir main us note pe paon rakhay khara tha

hahaha Choco Acha chal woh note mien se adhay mujhay day

Nice 1 nelly .. haha shukar samjh toh agayi na ... Afwan ...

 

[Mahen]

4-5 dafa parhne k baad samajh aaai thi but accha joke tha
ok main edit kar deti hoon thanks[DOUBLEPOST=1355684419][/DOUBLEPOST]@Ally aur @ChoCo skoool der se aaye tou teacher ne poocha tum dono late kyun hue????
@ChoCo : sir @Ally ka note kho gaya tha
Teacher: tou tum kyun late hue???
@ChoCo: sir main us note pe paon rakhay khara tha

late jana ta tou jaty hi na

 

[Hoorain]

4-5 dafa parhne k baad samajh aaai thi but accha joke tha
ok main edit kar deti hoon thanks[DOUBLEPOST=1355684419][/DOUBLEPOST]@Ally aur @ChoCo skoool der se aaye tou teacher ne poocha tum dono late kyun hue????
@ChoCo : sir @Ally ka note kho gaya tha
Teacher: tou tum kyun late hue???
@ChoCo: sir main us note pe paon rakhay khara tha

hahahaha gud one

 

[ChoCo]

4-5 dafa parhne k baad samajh aaai thi but accha joke tha
ok main edit kar deti hoon thanks[DOUBLEPOST=1355684419][/DOUBLEPOST]@Ally aur @ChoCo skoool der se aaye tou teacher ne poocha tum dono late kyun hue????
@ChoCo : sir @Ally ka note kho gaya tha
Teacher: tou tum kyun late hue???
@ChoCo: sir main us note pe paon rakhay khara tha

Muje tau khud nahi pta tha k me note pe paoon rakh k khara hoon

 

[*Muskaan*]

Masti k fundey with friends ​

​

Dosto

​

​

​

bohat bara panga lera hoon iss umeed per k app bura maney wali machine ko thori dair k liye switch off ker k sirf enjoy kerney wali machine ko plug-in kardeingay ​

​

To shirooo karein ​

​

​

​

​

​

Aap Loug Bhi Isi Thread Mien Kuch Apnay Edited Joke Post Karain And Hansain Aur Hansaayein ​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

​

chiragh Bhai k Bachat k tareeqy ​

​

@S_chiragh Bhai ney bachon se kaha, jo raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1 rupiya dun gi. sab bache 1 rope ki khatir bhoke so gaye. Subha nashte ke waqt Chiragh ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bolien, nashta usi ko mile ga jo aik rupiya wapis kare ga. ​

********​

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bhikari ne @Star24 se kaha. mujhe kuch khane ko mil sakta hay?​

kal ka salan kha lo gey? star ne poucha.​

bhikari bola, jee han koi harj nahi. ​

Star ne kaha, acha to phir kal aa jana LOL {)^}) ​

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​

GF: If I die what will u do? ​

​

Dawn : Main paagal ho jaun ga!

​

​

GF: Will u make another girl friend after I die?​

...​

@Dawn : Pagal

tu kuch bhi kar sakta hai

​

*******​

​

. Jinn : Kya huqum hai mere Aaqa ? ​

@Fahadd : Mere account me jaldi se 10 crore Rs aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. ​

Jinn: Aaaqa, hukum karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

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*******​

​

Teacher: .. Choco wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrat nahi piyo gay, ​

@ChoCo : nahi peyon ga​

Teacher: girls ka picha nahi karo gay​

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: girls say friend ship nahi karogay

Choco : nahi karonga​

Teacher: or watan pe zindagi qurban karogay

Choco : Kar donga ,aisi zindagi ka or karna bhi kya hai................

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*******​

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*******​

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Once @Mahen got sick and she went to the doctor​

On her 02nd visit to doctor…​

​

Dr: ab kaisi tabiyat hai​

mahen : abhi theek nahi hoi doc {(nooo)} ​

Dr: acha dawa peeli thi ​

Mahen : nahi dawa to laal thi… inocent pan ​

Dr: no no I mean dawa khali thi J​

Mahen: nahi dr sahib dawa to bhari hoi thi{(crazy}) ​

Dr: kia dawa leli thi ​

​

Mahen : jee medical store sey leli thi{(la24)} ​

Dr: ufffffff listen Mahen maney jo dawa likh ker di thi jo u ney medical store sey leli thi or khali bhi nahi thi or peeli bhi nahi thi wo dawa tumney istemal ki thi kiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??? ​

Mahen : … nahi uss per likha tha tamam dawaien bacho ki pohanch sey door rukhien or mae to abhi…… ​

​

Dr fainted \m/​

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​

​

​

​

*******​

ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS:​

FRENCH: I Think, I don't Smoke (KILLED)​

AMERICAN: I Think, I Love Taliban.(KILLED)​

@Nelly : I Think (KILLED) LOL .... ​

​

​

​

@Ally "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoye Pakra Gaya.​

​

Logon Ne Bohat Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?b-( ​

​

@Ally ko Kuch Samajh Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi "​

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Baaki Jo Reh Gaye Woh Khush Mat Hon Kal Ka Wait Karain ​

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Very Funny........................