Your Mom's Favourite Beating Weapon

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(asda)so herez me

TM family memberz em here with a new topic

Jee jee ab sab yeh kahein gay kay naa ham tou kabhi pittay hie nahi ammi se chalein sharmanay ki koi baat nahi hai yahan "sach sach" bata dein .... kay kon kon se hathyar thay jinsay aap bachpan mein "phainti"{(laugh)} khaaya kartay thay mostly kitchen mein jo available hotay hain moms unhi ko istemaal mein le aati hain jaisay "belan, doyi, chimta {(order)}

Aap loug pehle batayen kay kin baton par "kutt" lagti thi aapki aur kis cheez se phir mein bhi batata hoon
 

Bint-e-Aisha

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very nice n naughty topic

mujhe mama chappal se marti thin ya steel k scale se

jab me apna kaam nhi krti thi school ka ya tung krti thi siblings ko

or me isliye khamoshi se pit ti hi k 1st of all ghalti meri hoti thi

2nd ye k kehte hen body k jis hisse pe maa maare wo jannat me jata he

isliye me aage barh barh k maar khati thi

kabhi behen bhaiyon ko bachane k liye b maar khana parti thi k jese maa unhen maar rahi hen or me bachaun to mujhe b 3-4 chappalen par jati thin

ab maa hath nhi uthatin ab hum bare hogaye hen naa

haan sab se chota bhai abi b pit ta he
 
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xabardast thread...

sach boloo to maine bht maar khaie hai... or bht se alag alag weapon se lolx...

wese to ammi ka haath hi bht kafi hai.. bht xore ka lagta hai.. even halke se bhi mare to xore ka hi lagta hai.. isliye wo apne haath se xadah pitaye lagati thi..

or unke hatho k elawa..
sandals... flippers waghera..
and hangers...
or agar koi or cheez haath main ho to wohi tika dia karti thi...
shuka hai Allah ka k abh mai bari hogie hehehehe.... {(laugh)}{(laugh)}

 
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Zakwan

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Of course chapal sey aur ek daafa tu Cricket k bed se bhi. Sirf dafa. Lakin in sab se ziada khatarnak hathyaar woh hai ZABAN ka hathyar chapal ka dard tu phir bhi khatam hu jata hei lakin zaban ki maar woh tu {(no)} {(wacko)}{(crusing)}{()|e43 us ka asar tu bohat dino tak rehta hei.
 
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Toobi

dhondo gy molko molko milnay k nae,nayab hum..
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hmmm,topic to bht acha hay,well may ye to nae kaho ge k may bht masoooom bachee te...bchapan may jitne mar manay kae hay na...ufffff{(cray)}shaied he kise or nay kae hoge....bcoz mar siraf 1 bat par parte te.or wo te gar k samnay wale dokan say cheezay kareed kar kana,chahay din ho ya rat...,mostly chappal he kam ate hay sab maoo k,bcoz wo foran jo avalibel hote hay
bt kabe or koe cheez use nae ki,now i m grow up...& my mom love me soooooooooo much
 
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Redvirus

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mjy to logo dando sy hanger sy shayed he aisi koi cheez ho k jis sy mar na pari ho..........


i waz very very very naughty..............

ek bar jo mar sb sy ziyada pari wo jab main ny chup k mom sy apny paiso sy kite kharidi..........

mom ko pta lag gya n phir dhan dhana dhan dhan................

abi b kabhe kabhe thaper par jata hai bt pyar sy.........

i love u mom...........!!!!
{(angel)}
 

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ye sach hai kay mge buht kum mar pari hai bachpan se ab tk but agr pari hogi bhi to zyada say zyada slap laga hoga is k ilawa ksi chez say pitai nahe hoi {(angel)}
 

Waqar Hussain

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app log yakeen nahi karoo per sach yeh hai k na to main kabhi ammi say pitaa aur nahee apnay father say haan bharee behan nay bohaat mara hai muj ko
 

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hmmz...nice waqar bro...

but meri kaafi shamat aati thi....coz main bachpan mein bohat shararti tha and mujhy ziada nahi bus aik baar ghoor k mama dekhti theen to main rona shuru ho jata tha and is k elawa bari sister mujhy aksar thapar maar deti theen coz main un k school k registers se pages phaar k jahaaz bana kar khelta tha....{(laugh)}us k baad meri pitai lagti thee...{(nix)}
 

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wow nice thread rv{(laugh)}
bhoat zaberdast reply hain{(laugh)}
OMG kafi dino baad itna hansi hon{(laugh)}
{(laugh)} {(laugh)} {(laugh)} {(laugh)} {(laugh)} {(laugh)} {(laugh)}

 

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mujhy kabi mama sy maar nahi pari.............lakin dant kafi pari hai.......or ab b parti hai{()|eqd
 
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