Wife vs. Husband

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  1. Darshi

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    WIFE VS. HUSBAND




    A couple drove down a country road for several miles,


    Not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

    As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

    "Yep ," the wife replied, "In-laws."


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    WORDS


    A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"

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    CREATION


    A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

    " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

    God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

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    {}{456{}{456{}{456{(ahy9)}{()|dddd Nice post
     
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    lolxxxxxxx
     
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    very very nice jokes

    ha ha ha ha ha

    :)):)):)):))
     
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    nice jokes :-bd

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