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Shiraz-Khan

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Assalaamo-3laekum wrwb

1. Aap k bachey ziada mitti khaatey hein tu inhein thora cement b khiladein, ta'key bunyad pakki hojaey.

2. Agar aap apney ghusse ko thanda kerna chahtey hein tu 1 glass mein thanda barfila pani lein or samney jo b aaye us per wo pani dal dein is sey wo banda garam ho ker aap ko thanda kerdega.

3. Agar aap k hath mein dard hey tu aik hathori lein or apney paon per zor sey maaren, yaqeen kijiye aap haath ka dard bilkul bhool jayen gey.

4. Agar aap k daant mey keera lag jaey tu aik haftey tak kuch na khaeyn piyen, keera andar hi bhooka mar jaeyga,

haan haan un k hi totke hein :p {(laugh)}



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@Bela @LuViSh @aribak @BabyDoll @Silent_tear_hurt @gulfishan @Manxil @Raat ki Rani @candy @Asma_tufail
@errorsss @raaz the secret @diya. @isma33 @hashmi_jan @smarty_dollie @Era_Emaan @AshirFrhan @aira_roy
@saimaaaaaaa @Nighaat @crystal_eyez @Mantasha_Zawaar @zaatzarra @reality @illusionist @DesiGirl @huny
@Hudx @StunninG_BeauTy @Zia_Hayderi @Fadiii @minaahil @UbedThaheem @Aqsh_Arch @HuriYa
 

Fanii

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Assalaamo-3laekum wrwb

1. Aap k bachey ziada mitti khaatey hein tu inhein thora cement b khiladein, ta'key bunyad pakki hojaey.

2. Agar aap apney ghusse ko thanda kerna chahtey hein tu 1 glass mein thanda barfila pani lein or samney jo b aaye us per wo pani dal dein is sey wo banda garam ho ker aap ko thanda kerdega.

3. Agar aap k hath mein dard hey tu aik hathori lein or apney paon per zor sey maaren, yaqeen kijiye aap haath ka dard bilkul bhool jayen gey.

4. Agar aap k daant mey keera lag jaey tu aik haftey tak kuch na khaeyn piyen, keera andar hi bhooka mar jaeyga,

haan haan un k hi totke hein :p {(laugh)}



@Don @Pari @Hoorain @RedRose64 @Mahen @STAR24 @White orchid @Mystery @whiteros @namaal
@Abidi @Shizu @Iceage-TM @Toobi @i love sahabah @Prince-Farry @Babar-Azam @AM_ @Princess_Nisa
@NamaL @Fa!th @MSC @Armaghankhan @yoursks @thefire1 @nighatnaseem21 @Fanii @naazii
@Hira_Khan @MIS_MaHa @junaid_ak47 @Guriya_Rani @Azeyy @Gul-e-lala @maryamtaqdeesmo
@shzd @p3arl @Fantasy @Atif-adi @Lost Passenger @marzish @Afrasyyab @Pakhtoon @saharkhan
@Rubi @*fajar* @Tariq Saeed @Mas00m-DeVil @Wafa_Khan @amazingcreator @marib @CHINTOO
@S_ChiragH @Binte_Hawwa @sweet_c_kuri @sabha_khan40 @Masoom_girl @hariya @Sw33t AnG3L
@Aayat @italianVirus @saviou @Ziddi_anGel @sabeha @attiya @Princess_E @Asheer @bilal_ishaq_786
@Pakistani_angel @shailina @Shararti_Bacha @maanu115 @h@!der @Dua001 @pyaridua @xortica_
@Rahath @Shireen @zonii @Noor_Afridi @sweet bhoot @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @Noorjee @hafaz @Miss_Tittli
@Bela @LuViSh @aribak @BabyDoll @Silent_tear_hurt @gulfishan @Manxil @Raat ki Rani @candy @Asma_tufail
@errorsss @raaz the secret @diya. @isma33 @hashmi_jan @smarty_dollie @Era_Emaan @AshirFrhan @aira_roy
@saimaaaaaaa @Nighaat @crystal_eyez @Mantasha_Zawaar @zaatzarra @reality @illusionist @DesiGirl @huny
@Hudx @StunninG_BeauTy @Zia_Hayderi @Fadiii @minaahil @UbedThaheem @Aqsh_Arch @HuriYa
waalaikum asslam ..

zubeda appa =))
 

zaryaab

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"haan haan un k hi totke hein :p {(laugh)}"
 

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Assalaamo-3laekum wrwb

1. Aap k bachey ziada mitti khaatey hein tu inhein thora cement b khiladein, ta'key bunyad pakki hojaey.

2. Agar aap apney ghusse ko thanda kerna chahtey hein tu 1 glass mein thanda barfila pani lein or samney jo b aaye us per wo pani dal dein is sey wo banda garam ho ker aap ko thanda kerdega.

3. Agar aap k hath mein dard hey tu aik hathori lein or apney paon per zor sey maaren, yaqeen kijiye aap haath ka dard bilkul bhool jayen gey.

4. Agar aap k daant mey keera lag jaey tu aik haftey tak kuch na khaeyn piyen, keera andar hi bhooka mar jaeyga,

haan haan un k hi totke hein :p {(laugh)}



@Don @Pari @Hoorain @RedRose64 @Mahen @STAR24 @White orchid @Mystery @whiteros @namaal
@Abidi @Shizu @Iceage-TM @Toobi @i love sahabah @Prince-Farry @Babar-Azam @AM_ @Princess_Nisa
@NamaL @Fa!th @MSC @Armaghankhan @yoursks @thefire1 @nighatnaseem21 @Fanii @naazii
@Hira_Khan @MIS_MaHa @junaid_ak47 @Guriya_Rani @Azeyy @Gul-e-lala @maryamtaqdeesmo
@shzd @p3arl @Fantasy @Atif-adi @Lost Passenger @marzish @Afrasyyab @Pakhtoon @saharkhan
@Rubi @*fajar* @Tariq Saeed @Mas00m-DeVil @Wafa_Khan @amazingcreator @marib @CHINTOO
@S_ChiragH @Binte_Hawwa @sweet_c_kuri @sabha_khan40 @Masoom_girl @hariya @Sw33t AnG3L
@Aayat @italianVirus @saviou @Ziddi_anGel @sabeha @attiya @Princess_E @Asheer @bilal_ishaq_786
@Pakistani_angel @shailina @Shararti_Bacha @maanu115 @h@!der @Dua001 @pyaridua @xortica_
@Rahath @Shireen @zonii @Noor_Afridi @sweet bhoot @Lightman @Leeza_Rose @Noorjee @hafaz @Miss_Tittli
@Bela @LuViSh @aribak @BabyDoll @Silent_tear_hurt @gulfishan @Manxil @Raat ki Rani @candy @Asma_tufail
@errorsss @raaz the secret @diya. @isma33 @hashmi_jan @smarty_dollie @Era_Emaan @AshirFrhan @aira_roy
@saimaaaaaaa @Nighaat @crystal_eyez @Mantasha_Zawaar @zaatzarra @reality @illusionist @DesiGirl @huny
@Hudx @StunninG_BeauTy @Zia_Hayderi @Fadiii @minaahil @UbedThaheem @Aqsh_Arch @HuriYa

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